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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Afternoon Briefs on the Los Angeles Political Machine for Hump Day

We remind Angelinos that while Mayor Eric Garcetti is away on vacation somewhere near a Great Lake, the pending "Detroit on the Pacific" is under the control of LA City Clowncil Central Committee Strongman Herman "Mini Amin" Wesson.
What can possibly happen in LA with Clowncil Strongman Herman "Mini Amin" Wesson in charge? This ...........
UCLA's John Wooden Court under water from rupture DWP Water Main on Sunset. Maybe the acting Mayor/Strongman can decree that future Joint DWP/IBEW Safety and Job Training Non-Profit proceeds, be redirected to cover the cost of restoring "The Wizard of Westwood's" namesake basketball court (don't hold your breath waiting)?
** Mayor Sam has confirmed that former SEIU United Long Care Health Workers Director of Politics and founder of M. Chavez Consulting Mario Chavez has pulled papers to mount a challenge to Incumbent CD 14 City Clowncil Central Committee Jose Huizar, Chavez, a Boyle Heights Native and Resident, was appointed to the City of LA's Affordable Housing Commission by Mayor Eric Garcetti soon after taking office. Chavez's challenge of the Princeton Graduate, is the first sure sign of a Progressive push back against the embattled incumbent, who is seen by many in his district as being a pawn for the campaign-contributing Special Interests (especially Downtown), at the expense to the rest of his forgotten constituents on the East Bank of the LA River.
** LAPD Rank & File turned out in the hundreds yesterday to remind the City Clowncil Central Committee (and especially, vacationing Mayor Eric Garcetti, that unless their contract demands are met, current officers may seek employment elsewhere.
Your Thoughts ..............
Scott Johnson in CD 14

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Sunday, February 02, 2014

The 2014 Edition of "Super Bowl with Huizzy ( and Clowncil Brother Herb) Contest" brought to you by ( ** any Special Interest who pays the right price for this space)

Its time for the 2014 Edition of the "Super Bowl with Huizzy Contest" with special guest LA City Clowncil Central Committee Strongman ( and Huizzy Political Soul Brother) Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson.
** Bloggin Disclaimer: We do not take any responsibility for the dubious actions of "Thelma Huizzy" or "Mini Louise Amin Wesson", that may prompt a sudden cancellation of today's secretly planned Super Bowl-viewing festivities. 
Great Super Bowl Sunday to all as our exceptional country's annual celebration of Alpha Manhood takes place this afternoon with the Seattle Pigeons (Seahawks) taking on the Denver Donkeys (Broncos) (** please note the mindset of rabid Rams Fan here) in the 49th Edition of the NFL Championship Game creation of the late Commissioner Pete Rozelle
Since 2008, its been an annual bloggin tradition to place odds on where CD 14 City Clowncil Central Committee Member Jose Huizar would choose to watch the Super Bowl. This act of bloggin satire was born out of a mystical CD 14 Political Folktale, involving the "Dear Charro, Princeton Graduate" flying to Miami, Florida to watch the game as the guest of the Fifteen Group. ( the owners of the Historic Boyle Heights Wyvernwood Apartment Complex). Thus a bloggin tradition continues.
In 2014, the "Super Bowl with Huizzy Contest" has evolve, much like the current CD 14 Officeholder's "Political State of Being" ( or recent acts of political self-preservation), into a Downtown-centric endeavor. With no apologies to the rest of CD 14, east of the LA River, your chances of hosting a "Super Bowl with Huizzy" are about as good as former Deputy Chief of Staff Francine Godoy being the official hostess of today's festivities (** with one possible exception forthcoming).
Thus with no further bloggin banter, we bring you our finalists ( with odds attached) for the 2014 Edition of "Super Bowl with Huizzy", with Special Guest Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson.
1. A Super Bowl Viewing Dialog and its impact on Downtown with the Editorial Board of the Downtown News and Huizzy: (100-1). 
The Downtown Weekly of Record has been effusive with objective praise over the likes of Downtown CD 14 Clowncil Central Committee Member Huizar's various initiatives of late. But the biting musings of its Editor and reigning "Scribe of Wit" Jon Regardie, may not get the odds of this potential Super Bowl gathering into double-digits.
2. A Old Gray Collectivist Hag on Spring Street ( aka LA Times), Huizzy Super Bowl Screening: (500-1). 
When contacted about the speculation of a Old Gray Collectivist Hag, Huizzy Super Bowl gathering, the formerly "Fishwrap of Record" released the following statement directed at its Downtown LA Clowncil Represenative ......... "Clowncilman Huizar, please refrain from engaging in inappropriate acts with staffers and getting into accidents in city vehicles during the course of watching the Super Bowl today". Enough said.
3. A "Rocky Patel", Clowncilman Huizar Downtown Super Bowl Film Festival: (7-2).
This gathering has the potential to be thee local, political gathering to view today's pigskin proceedings (** with high upside on the chances of backroom transferring of "favors" ......, and Affidavits to document them later for public disclosures, in court). We can envision the likes of a certain Montebello (CD 14 East) State Senator, maybe State Senator Kevin De Leon, assorted lobbyists, and most definitely "two Los Angeles Public Officials" ( you can guess who), working with undercover feds, in prosecuting this event to the fullest.
4. A LA Brewery Company Super Bowl Party with "MEAT" and Huizzy: (25-1).
Please pardon us for being kind with the odds posted for this potential Huizzy gathering with his disgraced former Campaign Manager Michael "MEAT" Trujillo. But considering "MEAT's" recent ineptitude in siding with victorious candidates, the luster this potential Super Bowl Party has been reduce to a dive bash, with the likes of Ana Cubas, John Choi and the designated "Bar Greuel", providing the Bar Fly entertainment.
5. A Return Clowncilman Huizzy to City Hall Super Bowl Bash and Fundraiser: (10-1).
We surely cannot ignore the desperation proclivities of Huizzy and his City Clowncil Soul Brother Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson, to squeeze  campaign dollars out of those seeking downtown favors by selling their presence to the highest bidders, These two have shown that no boundaries of jurisdiction ( or ethical ramifications) will get in the way of preserving their "Political Brotherly Love".
** Lastly, A Hecho En Huizzy Y Mexico Super Bowl Bash: (75-1). 
While the 2014 Edition of "Super Bowl with Huizzy" will likely be a Downtown LA-centric affair, there is a forlorn hope, fueled by morning speculation that the Political Eatery of Note in El Sereno, Hecho En Mexico, may be making a last-minute push to host this year's "Super Bowl with Huizzy". Four LAPD cars were seen parked outside of the Eatery this A.M, prompting speculation that a security detail was either engaging in securing the perimeter for a Super Bowl gathering, or, were merely pre-positioning patrol units so that potential party participants could use the backseats as "sobering-up enclaves", to avoid any possible "DUI" issues (especially when operating a city vehicle).
Happy Super Bowl to all and sincerely, PLEASE DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE, after all, you do not want to risk rear-ending anyone (especially a retire law enforcement officer) and face the consequences.
Scott Johnson in CD 14.

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Thursday, January 09, 2014

Late Morning Briefs on a Los Angeles Political Machine in Decline for Thursday

Finding the obstruction (via IBEW's "Boss D'Arcy Rizzo"), the political dysfunction (via a Clowncil Dictator Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson Commissioned Report) and the fault (under the Millennium Project), that highlights a "Progressive, Sanctuary City-State" in decline.
Do IBEW/ DWP Strongman Brian D'Arcy (top) share the same corrupted, Political DNA with former City of Bell City Administrator Robert Rizzo (bottom), when its comes to disdain for oversight of the expenditure of public funds?
Good morning to all as Mother Nature cast the appropriate gloomy veil over a "Progressive, Sanctuary City-State" in need of an ethical intervention.That need was highlighted yesterday in a trio of stories which will surely reinforce the thought for some, that America's second-largest city is on the road to a Detroit-like future ........, if it does not get stuck first in the traffic along the way.
IBEW/ DWP Strongman Brian "Boss D'Arcy Rizzo" has fail to grasps since last May, that elections have consequences (especially when you are on the losing side) and that the" political door and lock that hide his and IBEW's "skeletons of past nefarious dealings", now have some new "political key masters". Thus, as the "political key masters" come to unlock "Boss D'Arcy Rizzo's" door (via subpoenas), the floundering, political scandal moniker namesake of the former, convicted City of Bell Administrator, would be wise to heed the paraphrased words of noted "Animal House Educator, Dean Wormer", that "fat ( with post mayoral election baggage), drunk (with delusions of current political power) and stupid (to not provide requested fiscal documents), is no way to sustain your post mayoral election political life". 

Second, for discerning Angelinos who have spent the last couple of decades living in Los Angeles, surprise, was most likely, not the first would broached in response to the dire findings of a 2020 Blue Ribbon Panel Report, commissioned by City Clowncil Central Committee Strongman Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson, regarding the "current state of being" of our "Progressive, Sanctuary City-State".
While the report is blunt and to the point, all the findings will all go to naught if the same usual cast of dysfunctional, supposed Progressives and Collectivists Dependentcrats, are the recipients of "promised funding" that will only grow a bottom class of dependent wards of government.
Third, take the moment to link on to the photo of the Capital Records Building above and you will find the major "fault" (at the base of the "scarp uphill" on Vine) at the center of the growing Hollywood Millennium Project Scandal. For decades, Geologists have opine and issue studies on past and possible activity on the Hollywood Fault Zone (strangely, the Building and Safety Department were derelict in knowing this), that stretches west in We Ho and West LA.

But yesterday, a new report was unveiled that elevates the future risks of a powerful quake along the fault zone and was quickly responded to by the discerning critics of the fault-straddling mega-project.

Your thoughts .............
Scott Johnson in CD 14.

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Sunday, December 29, 2013

Morning Brief on a Costly, Secrative Los Angeles Political Machine for Monday

The Coliseum Commission, with help from the "University of Scandalous Conduct" (USC), provides a "100 Level, Teachable Moment" on the costly ramifications of violating the Brown Act.
Coliseum Commissioners, LA County Board of Supervisor Don Knabe and Mrs. Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson, with USC President C. L. Max Nikias, are all smiles about their respective back room dealings.
** Blogger's Musings: The local "Political Novella" that is the secret dealings behind the controversial Coliseum Commission/ USC Sweetheart Lease Agreement, may never rise up to the suspense level of "All the President's Men", but the political cast of characters, and now, its real life taxpayers cost (in legal bills payable to California Aware and the LA Times), are sure to place this "Public to Private Special Interest Giveaway Scheme", on the top shelf of backroom dealings exposed. This Political Novella is not lacking for characters, with the likes of a former Sports Scribe, turned Nazi-labeling political hack, an enabling wife of a diminutive Clowncil Central Committee Dictator, a foul-mouth appointed public official and the lone, crusading public office holder, providing flavor, seasoned by the sprinkling of the inquiring duo of California Aware and the LA Time (who's act of real-life Journalism is deserving of merit), makes for a local, dubious political production, worthy of closer investigation by higher authorities. Below, we look back on some of the noteworthy tidbits of this latest sordid political saga via the "Public/ Private Associates of the Los Angeles Political Machine"---Scott Johnson in CD 14    
The "Wesson Way" can be litigious ......., and costly to the taxpayers. 
Former LA Herald-Examiner Sports Scribe and current Coliseum Commissioner David Israel, is not shy about going "Nazi" on his fellow Commission Member.
Thou should know, now, that no backroom dealings remain secret for long.

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Sunday, December 08, 2013

A Mayor Sam Political Parody featuring the LA City Clowncil Central Committee

Click here to view our latest parody on the alleged philandering cast of characters of the LA City Clowncil Central Committee. The cast of characters from left to right, former CD 14 Deputy Chief of Staff Francine Godoy, CD 12 City Clowncilman Mitch Englander Chief of Staff John Lee, Clowncil Central Committee Strongman Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson, CD 12 Clowncil Central Committee Member Mitch Englander and CD 14 Clowncil Central Committee Member Jose Huizar.
Scott Johnson in CD 14

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Friday, November 01, 2013

Redistricting 2012 Lawsuit Lead Attorney Leo Terrell seeks removal of "Protective Orders", may depose Francine Godoy as Witness

The Lawsuit over the Backroom Redistricting 2012 Scandal heats up as Lawsuit Lead Attorney Leo Terrell request that the likes of City Clowncil Central Committee Strongman Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson, Mayor Eric Garcetti and CD 14 City Clowncil Central Committee Member Jose Huizar, waive the "Protective Orders" restricting potential witnesses from being deposed.
Redistricting Lawsuit Lead Attorney Leo Terrell send out the following Press Release post below, that request them to "Man Up and Waive Protective Orders".
** Blogger's notes: Redistricting Lawsuit Lead Attorney Leo Terrell is putting pressure on Mayor Garcetti and the City Clowncil Central Committee Duo of "Thelma Wesson" and "Louise Huizar" to waive the "Protective Orders" restricting additional potential witnesses from being deposed in the Backroom Redistricting 2012 Scandal. In addition to the Press Release below, Terrell send letters to Mayor Garcetti and both Clowncil Central Committee Members Wesson and Huizar. We also should note that former Clowncil Central Committee Member Huizar Staffer, Francine Godoy, received a letter from Terrell that gives notice to her of being a possible witness under oath ( those letters will be posted after the jump later today)---Scott Johnson.

Your thoughts ..............
Scott Johnson in CD 14

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Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Morning Briefs on the Dsyfunctional Los Angeles Political Machine for Hump Day

From their alleged roles in the Building & Safety Department Bribery Scandal, through the litigious Backroom Redistricting 2012 Controversy, the duo of "Thelma Wesson" and "Louise Huizar" are now subject of a second lawsuit by Huizar former Staffer Francine Godoy.  
Will the alleged, nefarious dealings of "Thelma Wesson" and "Louise Huizar", plunge the City of Los Angeles over a litigious, ethical cliff?
Francine Godoy stirring up another litigious cocktail.
Great bloggin Hump Day as the coughing and hacking, gives way to a return to the political cyber world.
Lets pick our bloggin top topic this A.M. Is it LAUSD Superintendent John Deasy punking the "United Totalitarians of Los Angeles" (UTLA) or former CD 14 City Clowncil Central Committee Member Jose Huizar Staffer Francine Godoy dropping another lawsuit on the City of Los Angeles? CD 14 Survey says ........ choose the sex.
Former Clowncil Central Committee Member Huizar Staffer Francine Godoy has filed a second lawsuit alleging that the supposed objection review panel investigating her harassment charges against the current CD 14 Officeholder was tainted by the recent remarks of City Clowncil Central Committee Strongman Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson, at a recent Huizar Fundraiser. Further, Godoy also alleges that cabal of Wesson, Huizar and city officials, are trying to intimidate her by forcing her to testify a day before the schedule birth of her first child with new husband Marcos Soto.
My thoughts? When all is said and done regarding this alleged affair/ harassment controversy, nothing will remain but the scorched reputations of a "Political Tonto", the "Other Woman" and a "Mini Amin" enabler.
** Memo to former Mayor Sam Blogger, turned LAUSD School Board President Richard Vladovic Spokeshole Michael "MEAT/ Chief Parker" Trujillo, was it last week that you were expressing your "choreographed thoughts" on the pending departure of Superintendent John Deasy ( a planned leak gone bad)? Now a week later, with a positive evaluation in hand, LAUSD announces that Deasy has been retain through 2016. A sad moment for UTLA and good for continuing reforms on Beaudry.
** The highest-paid Columnist at the "Old Gray Collectivist Hag on Spring Street" (aka LA Times) Steve Lopez, is none too happy with the City Clowncil Central Committee for raising the cap on value of acceptable gifts. Maybe Lopez should research what "gifts" a supposed $135,000 a year Deputy Chief of Staff, allegedly provided during work hours?  
** Our bloggin friend and reigning "Scribe of Wit", Downtown News Editor Jon Regardie, is back with the Sixth Annual "Happy Hall-oween Column" which we gladly excerpt below ........
Memories of the Past and Future: You walk up a flight of stairs and emerge in the hallway near council chambers. A man at the far end of the hall sees you, waves and runs your way, holding up a briefcase. As he approaches, you see he is wearing a $3,000 suit; you can smell the faint whiff of Charlie Sheen coming off him. Somehow he reminds you of a past mayor. He opens his mouth and the light reflecting off his beautiful white teeth nearly blinds you. He flips open the briefcase. “Can I tell you about Herbalife?” he asks with zeal. Noooooo! You run.
Your thoughts ..............
Scott John (cough!) son in CD 14  

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Thursday, October 24, 2013

Morning Briefs on the Huizar-Godoy Affair/ Sexual Harassment Scandal for Thursday

As KCAL/ KCBS airs its exclusive inside video (** with comments from this blogger) of City Clowncil Central Committee Strongman Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson's uber-praising of embattled CD 14 Clown Central Committee Member Jose Huizar at Tuesday Fundraiser, LA's old and new media are not cutting the Wesson-Huizar Duo any journalistic slack.
** Blogger's notes: Great Thursday morning as most certainly the supposed "City Clowncil Best Friends Duo" of Clowncil Central Committee President Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson and his CD 14, "Dear Charro/ Princeton Graduate" Colleague Jose Huizar, are wishing today was tomorrow. Simply, this political duo is not fooling anyone within LA's Old and New Media Community. Both the "Old Gray Collectivist Hag on Spring Street" (aka LA Times) and the "Valley Moldy Green Sheet" (aka Daily News) have both published Editorials that call for further scrutiny into the behavior of Clowncil Central Committee Member Huizar. Further, in the wake of KCAL/ KCBS TV's exclusive airing of a video (**with comments from this blogger as part of the news story) from inside Tuesday's Huizar's Fundraiser hosted by Wesson, the Times ran a follow up story on criticisms of Wesson's remarks and even the "Westside White Guy" was compelled to muse on an "East of the 405" news story at "West LA Observed". There is not doubt that the Huizar-Godoy Affair/ Sexual Harassment Controversy (and Wesson's reasons for protecting Huizar) will not abate anytime soon----Scott Johnson in CD 14 
What are the true reasons why CD 14 Clowncil Central Committee Member Jose Huizar is Strongman "Mini Amin" Wesson's "Best Friend" within the Horseshoe? 
Can Huizar really offer "Political Protection" for Wesson?
What could former Huizar Deputy Chief of Staff Francine Godoy tell us (** maybe under oath soon) about the relationship between her former boss and Wesson?

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Monday, October 21, 2013

City Clowncil President "Mini Amin" Wesson to kickoff Rehabilitation/Re-election Fundraising for Clowncil Ally "Dear Charro" Huizar

City Clowncil Central Committee Strongman Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson launches urgent Rehabilitation/ Re-election Kickoff for CD 14 Clowncil Central Committee Ally "Dear Charro/ Princeton Graduate" Jose Huizar.
Preserving his Clowncil Central Committee Dictatorship is the Paramount Priority for "Mini-Amin" Wesson  
The "Dear Charro/ Princeton Graduate" can't prance around his latest controversy.
Wonder if the "Dear Charro, Princeton Graduate" Jose Huizar's "Political Papi", former Mayor Antonio Villar, will make an appearance?
Can you fell the political urgency?
For sure, Los Angeles City Clowncil Central Committee Strongman Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson is wasting no time in, with this political rapid response noted above, in supporting his embattled Clowncil Ally Jose Huizar, tomorrow night.
Clowncil Strongman "Mini Amin" Wesson knows that the CD 14 "Dear Charro, Princeton Graduate" Huizar is in deep political trouble regarding his supposed "Occasional, Consensual Affair" with former Deputy Chief of Staff Francine Godoy. Thus, its priority number one to collect capricious amounts of campaign contributions, in the hope that Parke Skelton can craft the "newly, reinvented Dear Charro Family Man/ Princeton Graduate" Huizar in time for 2015.
But besides rehabilitating a tarnished politico, "Mini Amin" Wesson must stand by Huizar because this duo has some joint political baggage that may bring down both of them.
If your first thought was the now, litigious 2012 Redistricting Debacle, your warm, but not quite. Think the still-on-going Building and Safety Department Bribery Scandal.
As we noted here at Mayor Sam in the past, former inspector Samuel (City-Wide Sam?) In, was the supposed "inspector of choice" (for "Mini Amin" Wesson's needs?) in CD 10. When In is force to resign, where does he resurface? In  CD 14, in partnership with close Huizar friend and former staffer Gustavo Valdivia, at his notorious Grande Vista Associates.
Thus, we would not be surprise to hear reports on Wednesday, that the tandem of Valdivia and In, were working with noted Wesson Staffer Michael Bai, in filling the contribution bags and documenting the future political CODs.
Your thoughts ..............
Scott Johnson in CD 14

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Wednesday, October 02, 2013

Every LA City Clowncil Central Committee Strongman (Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson) needs an Enabling Political Wife (Fabian)

The nefarious political dealings of Los Angeles City Clowncil Central Committee Strongman Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson, have an enabling "life partner" in wife Fabian Wesson, who's role in the controversial USC Coliseum Deal, garners bloggin scrutiny.
** Blogger's Note: We return after a couple of day on bloggin slimdown (due to other obligations) as the "University of Scandalous Conduct" (USC) faces more turmoil on the football field and ........ in the halls of City Hall. Besides the firing of "Lame" Kiffin, "Goliath USC's" proposed land grab of park space at Hazard Park, was turned back in a hail of opposition stones, sling shot by a united "David Coalition" of community members. Back in South LA, the Private Sector, three-letter example of Crony Capitalism, is facing further scrutiny regarding its controversial, and now litigious Coliseum Deal. We take some bloggin time this morning to highlight the enabling role of LA City Clowncil Central Committee Strongman Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson's wife Fabian Wesson, in this example of backroom usurpation of the Brown Act. Judging by the comparisons below, we can gather that "Mr. and Mrs. Mini Amin", are a glaring example of a political union that knows no limit when it comes to nefarious deal making---Scott Johnson.      

LA City Council Central Committee Strongman Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson.
The Wessons: "Life Partners in Political Backroom Nefarious Dealings".
Every City Hall Dictator needs an Enabling Life Partner.
Your thoughts .................
Scott Johnson in CD 14

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Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Morning Briefs on the Los Angeles Political Machine for Wednesday

Los Angeles City Clowncil Central Committee Strongman Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson is front and center in exerting control over hot button issues at 200 Spring Street.
Will Mayor Eric Garcetti have the fortitude to stand up against "Mini Amin" Wesson's appetite to control the political process at City Hall?
The former diminutive stand up comic, turned political strongman Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson's political stand up act is gearing up for a special Friday performance, live from the Horseshoe at City Hall.
With supporting help from the reigning stand up bully of Los Angeles Politics DWP/ IBEW Leader Brian "Boss D'Arcy", "Mini Amin" Wesson has decreed that all normal Friday business from behind the Horseshoe ( the giveaway of certificates to fellow clowncil members lackeys), will come to a halt, as he and "Boss D'Arcy" choreograph a dialog on the latest fiscal shakedown attempt by "Boss D'Arcy's" IBEW DWP Brothers and Sisters.   
In the first major showdown between a reinstalled City Clowncil Strongman (but weaken) "Mini Amin" Wesson and a newly-elected Mayor Garcetti, all eyes will be watching for the first blinks of political weakness from either "Mini Amin" Wesson or Mayor Garcetti.
**  We file this under FYI, a former Los Angeles Mayor formerly known such as the "LAtino Tony Blair" and "Antonio Villaraigosa", is taking his Parke Skelton-crafted life experience on the road as he is set to become a "visiting vato, errrr, fellow" at "Ahhharvard University". 
** The newly-installed Ahhhvard Fellow's old Roosevelt friend, now CD 1 City Councilman Gil "The Dream" Cedillo, has been the hot topic in the Eastern Group Publication's chain of local weekly newspapers. First, the insular Lincoln Heights elites such as Vera Padilla and Steve Kasten are crying the blues as Councilman Cedillo moves his Northeast LA office from the Lincoln Heights office property of Kasten, to Highland Park. Second, the normally Cedillo-friendly EGP Editorial Board, implores the new CD 1 City Councilman to clean up the trashed Figueroa Corridor he inherited from former Councilman Ed "Density" Reyes.
** One of the casualties of this blogger's time away from the blogging keyboard, was not sharing the great musings of Los Angeles reigning "Scribe of Wit" Downtown News Editor Jon Regardie. Its with great difficulty ( in keeping a straight face, while LMAO!) as we bring you this excerpt from his list of  "suggestions" for new Mayor Eric Garcetti.
Get a Monkey Butler: A mayor needs someone who will do what he asks and never leak information to the press. Political aides can only guarantee one of those. A monkey butler, however, can handle both. Garcetti should hire a monkey butler who can wear a cute outfit and do things like fetch coffee, grab pens and, should the need arise, leap from the rafters and bite the ear of Councilman Paul Koretz. The monkey butler should be named José Huizar Jr.
Not only would this accomplish important work goals, but a monkey butler would show that Los Angeles has a leader who thinks outside the box. This could also be a pilot program, at least until things go all Planet of the Apes or DWP union boss Brian D’Arcy decides to try to organize them.
Yes, José Huizar Jr. the monkey butler would have to wear a diaper. But he probably wouldn’t be the first one in City Hall to do so.

..... in lieu of the Princeton Graduate, CD 14 City Councilman's latest controversy, we ponder if the "CD 14 Monkey Butler" shares the same "Sexual Proclivities"as the late, great Comedian Richard Pryor's pet squirrel monkeys (** Caution! Linked video contains profane and explicated language)?

Your thoughts ..............
Scott Johnson in CD 14

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Friday, March 22, 2013

TGIF Briefs on the Los Angeles Political Machine

 Los Angeles City Clowncil Central Committee Strongman Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson's electronic dispatches on the 2012 Redistricting Scandal, now the subject of California Public Records Act requests, as the duo Redistricting Lawsuits become one.
What back room dealings will "Mini Amin's" emails disclose?

Great TGIF to all as we near Spring Break and the various religious observances for this time of year.

At 200 Spring Street, another observance of a political persuasion will garner attention in the next coming weeks thanks to noted Civil Rights Attorney Leo Terrell. In an audacious legal maneuver, Terrell has blanketed City Clowncil Central Committee Strongman Herb “Mini Amin” Wesson and his fellow travelers on the Horseshoe with California Public Records Act requests for emails dealing with the 2012 Redistricting Scandal.

What backroom dealings are exposed are now only speculation, but the racial component is all too evident in the CD 9 Contest where the issue of race is being broached by both, the Ana Cubas and Curren Price Campaigns, respectively.

One can refer back to the infamous City Clowncil vote on the final Redistricting recommendations, to view CD 14 City Councilman Jose Huizar reading out the new racial percentages of the redrawn districts, especially CD 8, 9 and 10, thus, giving an early heads up on what is now transpiring in the battle to replace Jan Perry.

In the alleged words of Ana Cubas, “our (latinos y latinas) time is now”, or maybe not, for another four years if political justice wins out.

** City Attorney Carmen Trutanich scored a big time endorsement yesterday in his bid for political rehabilitation and a quest for another four years as the City of LA’s Top Barrister.
LA County Board of Supervisor Gloria Molina gave her endorsement blessings to Nuch which will bid well in the Latino Community. In addition, Nuch used the power of incumbency to garner positive media attention pertaining to the blight of illegal, digital billboards.

** As I read this morning in the “Old Gray Collectivist Hag on Spring Street”, both Mayoral Candidates Eric Garcetti and Wendy “The Villar Greuel”, have achieve flip-flopping their perceived political persona's. Garcetti is now the preferred choice of Business. The Villar Greuel the tool of Labor (or D‘Arcy‘s girl).

** With Tim LIEweke’s excommunication from the AEG LA LIVE City-State, the potential seed money to re-invent the concrete parkland of Pershing Square is on life supports pending a final resolution to the Farmers Field pipe dream. Yet, CD 14 City Councilman Jose Huizar in his tired but still laughable standard retort stated “obviously there is no money now, but where there’s is a will, there’s a way” (….. and there’s a CLARTS Fund).

** Finally, if we make the nearly fatal fiscal mistake of selecting City Controller Wendy “The Villar Greuel” as the third term incarnation of the failed Mayor Antonio Villar Political Machine, Ron Kaye gives us a glimpse of the various channeling masters that will control the actions of the “Villar Greuel”.

Your thoughts ………………
Scott Johnson in CD 14

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Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Morning Briefs on the Los Angeles Political Machine for Tuesday

Andrea AlarCON's last 48 hours as Antonio's Public Works President

Happy trails to you! Will it lead to Getty House again (allegedly)? Not likely

The political free fall is complete for soon to be former Board Of Public Works President Andrea AlarCON as manana is the “Zorro Marxist’s” daughter last day of employment, following last Friday’s announcement of her resignation.

Tomorrow is also the start of her San Bernardino County Trial for DUI and Child Endangerment, in which she is likely to face an uphill battle for exoneration.

But while the daughter of the indicted CD 2/7 City Councilman Richard AlarCON becomes the latest troubled appointee of Mayor Antonio Villar,  to tender their resignation following questionable act of personal behavior, we should not forget the speculation behind the “relationship” between the Mayor and Andrea.

Who was the man that Andrea AlarCON’s daughter saw walking with her mommy to the hotel with? Someday we may know.

** Memo to City Attorney Candidate Mike Feuer, are you so hard up to remain on the public payroll that you will show up at a Studio City Neighborhood Council Meeting and filibuster during Public Comment on your political attributes?

** Memo to the CD 14 “Dear Charro, Princeton Graduate” City Councilman Jose Huizar,  you can’t be too happy when your supposed enablers known as the Northeast Democrats, showed no love to your political associates/ former staffers/ endorsed choice for mayor. First, did your education ally LAUSD School Board President Monica “Gorda Boo Boo” Garcia get endorsed for reelection? CHALE! Second, did your endorsed candidate for Mayor, City Controller Wendy “The Villar Greuel”, garner the group’s nod to replace your “Political Papi”? NO WAY!! Lastly, did the democratic cabal of community vendidos and vendidas, show some endorsement love for your ex. Chief of Staff Ana Cubas, in regards to her carpetbagging CD 9 bid? MISS IT BY THREE VOTES!

** Downtown News Editor and “Scribe of Wit” Jon Regardie is sure to face the wrath of City Clowncil Central Committee Strongman Herb “Mini Amin” Wesson. This following Regardie’s latest excellent deconstruction of the former diminutive comic dictatorial proclivities.

Your thoughts …………..
Scott Johnson in CD 14

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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Bloggin Happy Hour Musings on the LA Political Machine for Wednesday

Great Bloggin Happy Hour Musings on the local political machine for Hump Day. Join us as we tip the glass and enlighten you on these political musings that may find their way into someone's decaff morning coffee in the A.M. ; ) --- Scott Johnson..
Los Angeles City Clowncil Central Committee President Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson.
** Great Hump Day happy Hour as many depart with their suits and ties, to don Lakers gear for tonight's Game Two against the Oklahoma City Thunder. As we near tipoff, here are some quick hits from today's political festivities.
CD 10 and City Clowncil Central Committee Strongman Herb "Mini Amin" Wesson's appetite for absolute power, "may have crossed a brown line" today as HOLLYWOODHIGHLANDS.org blogger and civic activist John Walsh reports.

...... at lease "Mini Amin" Wesson did not eat the Brown Act.
City of  Los Angeles Ciity Attorney and District Attorney Candidate Carmen Trutanich (center) 
A bad stretch of news continues for District Attorney Candidate Carmen Trutanich as challenger Deputy DA Prosecutor Alan Jackson picks up big talk radio endorsement yesterday from KRLA AM Talk Show Host Hugh Hewitt
Los Angeles, May 16th – On Tuesday, national radio broadcaster Hugh Hewitt enthusiastically endorsed gang prosecutor Alan Jackson for District Attorney. Hewitt stressed on-air Jackson’s abilities as a gang prosecutor, his support from over 65,000 police officers, and his relationship with victims and their families. Hewitt applauded Alan’s plan to modernize the District Attorney’s office as well as his strategic approach to dealing with Prison Realignment and the thousands of state felons set for transfer to LA County. Jackson’s campaign continues to gain momentum as we move toward Election Day. Hugh Hewitt stated, “Alan Jackson is without a doubt my choice for District Attorney. I cannot more highly recommend that anyone who lives in Los Angeles County needs to vote Alan Jackson. I wish him best of luck.” Gang prosecutor Alan Jackson declared, “Earning Hugh Hewitt’s endorsement means a tremendous amount to me and my campaign. His respected opinion goes a long way not just in Los Angeles County, but across the nation where he broadcasts daily.”

........ the Nuch of old is waning fast.
Your thoughts ..............
Scott Johnson in CD 14

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