Former Assemblyman Mike Gatto DROPS Bid for State Treasurer

The Political Career of NOW former Silver Lake Assemblyman Mike Gatto, has apparently run its course (for now), as he confirms cessation of his State Treasurer Campaign, citing a New-born Child (but not the coming FALLOUT from the Assemblyman Matt Dababneb Scandal).

Remembering the ICONIC "Infant Assemblyman" Photo.

** Blogger's Notes: Its TRUE .................., please pardon the momentary pause of bloggin reflection as we ponder the apparent END of an "INFANTmous Political Era". In a strangely understated Political News, former Silver Lake, stay at Mommy's Home INFANTmous Assemblyman Mike Gatto confirmed a Twitter Scoop via Sacramento Bee Reporter Christopher Cadelago ............., the CESSATION of his State Treasurer Campaign and Endorsement of former challenger Assemblywoman Fiona Ma.  

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Our Bloggin "Top Ten List" regarding Assemblyman Mike Gatto's "BREAK A RIB HAZING" directed at Colleague Matt Dababneh

We invite your bloggin interaction as we present our "Top Ten Reasons" for Assemblyman "Slabo Mikey" Gatto's "BREAK A RIB HAZING" of fellow former Congressman Brad Sherman Staffer, now Assemblyman Matt Dababneh. 

What was the supposed funny background behind "Slobo Mikey's" "BREAK A RIB HAZING" of the West Valley's newest Assemblyman (by a mere 300 votes)?  

Was "Slobo Mikey's" "BREAK A RIB HAZING" a ritual of Legislature Tradition or do both have a "deeper relationship"?

Boy, a side of Assemblyman "Slobo Mikey" Gatto we never knew!

In all our coverage of a "Infant Assemblyman (prone to infantile behavior)", now all grown up as the "Slobo Mikey" of the California Assembly, we never thought that we would keyboard a missive on the newly disclosed comedic proclivities of the former "Stay at Home Lawmaker".

But with fellow former Congressman Brad Sherman Staffer Matt Dababneh (the newly bloggin bestowed "Mini Gatto" of the Assembly) sworn in as the West San Fernando Valley's 45th Assemblyman, "Slobo Mikey's" sense of humor made an appearance in a supposed Legislated Ritual of Verbal Hazing a new member's first Bill before the Elective Body.

"Slobo Mikey" wasted no time in taking to the microphone and did not beak his own rib in gently hazing "Mini Gatto" with the apparent help of Congressman Sherman's Staff via text.

In reviewing the video of "Slobo Mikey's" comedic utterance, its easy to discern some deeper meaning behind the soon to be State Senate Candidate's (allegedly) "OH! So Gentle, BREAK A RIB" utterance (wink, wink)

Thus, in the spirit of noting "Slobo Mikey's" now known comedic qualities (especially when it deals with a "close" political ally), we barrow from Late Night Host David Letterman's "Top Ten List" in keyboarding our own bloggin version of speculative reasons behind Gatto's "BREAK A RIB" comment.

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Morning Brief on a pending Assemblyman Mike "Slobo Mikey" Gatto Presentation for Tuesday

In the Spirit of Assemblyman (and rumored CD 4 City Clowncil Candidate) Mike "Slobo Mikey" Gatto's presentation at Glendale College this Thursday. We present our Top Ten Questions to ask the former "Infant Assemblyman" turned "Ethnic Profiler". 

You too can earn credit for listening to "Slobo Mikey".

Great morning to all as we present another example how Higher Education in "Greece on the Pacific" (aka the formerly Golden State) is being dumbed down by the actions of One Party Rule in Sacramento.

This Thursday at Glendale College, the reigning "Ethnic Profiler" of the "Greece on the Pacific Assembly", Assemblyman Mike "Slobo Mikey" Gatto will be presenting "A Day In The Life Of A Political Ethnic Profiler" to those who choose to attend.

Since there is the opportunity for students earn class credit for regurgitating the finer points of "Slobo Mikey's" dissertation, we offer up this Top Ten Tutorial of questions to ask the rumored CD 4 City Clowncil Central Committee Candidate (if you want to risk denouncement by Gatto Truthers present or expulsion from the premises by "Slobo Mikey's" security goons). ** BTW, we have no substantiation to the rumors that "Slobo Mikey Tin Foil Hats" will be on sale by Gatto Truther Groupies before the event.

Top Ten Questions to ask the former "Infant Assemblyman", turned "Ethnic Profiler".

10. How can I make money off Domain Names such as "Deal on Drugs,com", "RightTarded.com" or "LeftTarded.com"?

9. Can you regale us with past stories on your work as an Attorney for Big Insurance?

8. Can you offer advise how to tell your (infant) daughter that you have to take a pay cut for not approving a State Budget on time? 

7. Is Assembly Speaker John Perez your "best buddy" in Sacramento?

6. Care to state your thoughts about future State Senator Anthony Portantino?

5. Could you share your thoughts about Ethnic Politics in Elections.

4. How did you do $14,000 plus in consulting work for former CD 14 City Councilman Nick Pacheco in 21 days, while working full time for Brad Sherman?

3. How can I determine who is Armenian (and should be disqualify from voting) during a 43rd Assembly District Central Committee Delegate Election Meeting?

2. Is the Burbank Blog registered with the FPPC as your own Astro Turf New Media Propaganda Tool?

1. Are you still the Porn Industry's best Sacramento Friend in preserving Condom-free Triple-X Flicks? 

SEE YOU AT THE DISSERTATION THURSDAY!! 

Your thoughts ..............

Scott Johnson in CD 14