Morning Brief on a pending Assemblyman Mike "Slobo Mikey" Gatto Presentation for Tuesday

In the Spirit of Assemblyman (and rumored CD 4 City Clowncil Candidate) Mike "Slobo Mikey" Gatto's presentation at Glendale College this Thursday. We present our Top Ten Questions to ask the former "Infant Assemblyman" turned "Ethnic Profiler". 

You too can earn credit for listening to "Slobo Mikey".

Great morning to all as we present another example how Higher Education in "Greece on the Pacific" (aka the formerly Golden State) is being dumbed down by the actions of One Party Rule in Sacramento.

This Thursday at Glendale College, the reigning "Ethnic Profiler" of the "Greece on the Pacific Assembly", Assemblyman Mike "Slobo Mikey" Gatto will be presenting "A Day In The Life Of A Political Ethnic Profiler" to those who choose to attend.

Since there is the opportunity for students earn class credit for regurgitating the finer points of "Slobo Mikey's" dissertation, we offer up this Top Ten Tutorial of questions to ask the rumored CD 4 City Clowncil Central Committee Candidate (if you want to risk denouncement by Gatto Truthers present or expulsion from the premises by "Slobo Mikey's" security goons). ** BTW, we have no substantiation to the rumors that "Slobo Mikey Tin Foil Hats" will be on sale by Gatto Truther Groupies before the event.

Top Ten Questions to ask the former "Infant Assemblyman", turned "Ethnic Profiler".

10. How can I make money off Domain Names such as "Deal on Drugs,com", "RightTarded.com" or "LeftTarded.com"?

9. Can you regale us with past stories on your work as an Attorney for Big Insurance?

8. Can you offer advise how to tell your (infant) daughter that you have to take a pay cut for not approving a State Budget on time? 

7. Is Assembly Speaker John Perez your "best buddy" in Sacramento?

6. Care to state your thoughts about future State Senator Anthony Portantino?

5. Could you share your thoughts about Ethnic Politics in Elections.

4. How did you do $14,000 plus in consulting work for former CD 14 City Councilman Nick Pacheco in 21 days, while working full time for Brad Sherman?

3. How can I determine who is Armenian (and should be disqualify from voting) during a 43rd Assembly District Central Committee Delegate Election Meeting?

2. Is the Burbank Blog registered with the FPPC as your own Astro Turf New Media Propaganda Tool?

1. Are you still the Porn Industry's best Sacramento Friend in preserving Condom-free Triple-X Flicks? 

SEE YOU AT THE DISSERTATION THURSDAY!! 

Your thoughts ..............

Scott Johnson in CD 14

Is This The Kind of Offensive Material Mike Gatto Wants His Name Associated With?

A blog dedicated to Assemblyman Mike Gatto is amusing as it is disturbing; but some of the content on it does not seem befitting of an elected official.  While one would assume that Gatto and his official staff have nothing to do with the Mike Gatto is a Sweet Dude blog (or at least HOPE!), we wonder why the Gattoistas have not (to our knowledge anyway) made public attempts to distance themselves from the blog and it's creators.

You may remember Nahabedian as one of the pathetic joke candidates Mike Gatto crushed as he took control of the 43rd District. She ran a relentlessly negative campaign against Mike Gatto, which probably had less to do with politics than it did with her obvious desire to possesses him sexually.

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