We invite your bloggin interaction as we present our "Top Ten Reasons" for Assemblyman "Slabo Mikey" Gatto's "BREAK A RIB HAZING" of fellow former Congressman Brad Sherman Staffer, now Assemblyman Matt Dababneh.
What was the supposed funny background behind "Slobo Mikey's" "BREAK A RIB HAZING" of the West Valley's newest Assemblyman (by a mere 300 votes)?
Was "Slobo Mikey's" "BREAK A RIB HAZING" a ritual of Legislature Tradition or do both have a "deeper relationship"?
Boy, a side of Assemblyman "Slobo Mikey" Gatto we never knew!
But with fellow former Congressman Brad Sherman Staffer Matt Dababneh (the newly bloggin bestowed "Mini Gatto" of the Assembly) sworn in as the West San Fernando Valley's 45th Assemblyman, "Slobo Mikey's" sense of humor made an appearance in a supposed Legislated Ritual of Verbal Hazing a new member's first Bill before the Elective Body.
"Slobo Mikey" wasted no time in taking to the microphone and did not beak his own rib in gently hazing "Mini Gatto" with the apparent help of Congressman Sherman's Staff via text.
In reviewing the video of "Slobo Mikey's" comedic utterance, its easy to discern some deeper meaning behind the soon to be State Senate Candidate's (allegedly) "OH! So Gentle, BREAK A RIB" utterance (wink, wink)
Thus, in the spirit of noting "Slobo Mikey's" now known comedic qualities (especially when it deals with a "close" political ally), we barrow from Late Night Host David Letterman's "Top Ten List" in keyboarding our own bloggin version of speculative reasons behind Gatto's "BREAK A RIB" comment.
8. "Slobo Mikey"
was channeling his former boss Congressman Brad Sherman's thoughts about Howard Berman from their "physical altercation"
during the 30th Congressional District Campaign?
7. Do "Slobo Mikey" and "Mini Gatto" practice gentle ribbing in private?
6. Maybe "Mini Gatto" Dababneh was cracking ribs or exerting himself, in getting to know a staff member or members of the opposition party after hours?
4. Just think of the rib-cracking Women Groups would want to direct at "Slobo Mikey", if he was making light of females sustaining injuries during the production of porn or in the act of intercourse with a friend (or fellow politico).
1. You break a rib too, in laughing how Matt "Mini Gatto" Dababneh was elected by a mere 300 votes in a supposed Democratic-safe Assembly District.
We invite our cyber audience (including the observant "GATTO TRUTHERS" and those in Sacramento) to submit your own additions to out Top Ten.
Your thoughts ..............
Scott Johnson in CD 14
Labels: Assemblyman Matt Dababneh, Assemblyman Mike Gatto, BREAK A RIB COMMENT, Gatto Truthers