The Next Mirthaluparker Comes to Town!

Memo to the third floor Mayoral staff that troll for babes for "AV."

There's a hot new prospective in town:

Alycia Lane is coming to Channel 4 on August 19 as a weekend anchor and general assignment reporter. She takes over as the weekend evening anchor from Kim Baldonado, who last month was promoted to anchor the Monday-Friday Midday Report and KNBC's weekly News Extra.

Lane, a perfect Mirthala or LuParker look alike is a half-Puerto Rican New York native.  That probably would put to the rest the "Why are you dating a gabacha?" questions Tony gets.  She's been embroiled in all kinds of fun stuf including allegedly sending racy photos of herself to a married television executive, allegedly beating up a New York cop, making homophobic remarks and a former married co-anchor of Lane's admitted to have an improper relationship with her.  And she speaks fluent Spanish too.

Read more fun details at Lane's page on Wikipedia. Which interestingly enough has far more content than LuParker.  Mirthala doesn't even have a Wikipedia page.

I bet the third floor boys are camped outside KNBC right now!