The First Interview

In case you missed it, here is a portion of the 60 Minutes interview with the President-Elect and First Lady.




In a shocking revelation, Obama admits that "washing dishes" is "Zen-like"! And it is no small coincidence that "Zen" almost rhymes with "Sin". Brace yourself America! Blissed Out, Dish Washing Socialists will soon flood our streets!

Michelle Obama Sharing the Wealth

Democrats and the media are bitching about funds the Republican Party has spent on clothing and grooming services for Sarah Palin's many personal and media appearances. Yet you're hearing nothing about Michelle Obama's (who is not a candidate), as Ricky Ricardo referred to them, 'stravagances.

Just the tip of iceberg is her recent "snack" at the swanky Waldorf-Astoria in New York while her boo was out bloviating, Michelle was chowing down thanks to the campaign on the following (you can click the image to the left to see it full size):

2 Lobster Hors d' Oeuvres = $50.00
2 Whole Steamed Lobsters = $100.00
1 Iranian Osetra Caviar = $150.00
1 Bollinger Champagne = $44.00

Toss in a service charge of $68.80 and sales tax of $34.59 for a total of $447.39.

I am on the Obama campaign mailing list and often I get emails from Barack, Michelle and Big Mouth Joe saying:

Friend,

John McCain is Satan. Sarah Palin the Caribou Barbie Bitch of the North who hunts Jews and Blacks from an airplane is even worse.

We have a fight on our hand to save America from Satan and Satan-ette. But we need your money please.

Will you hook us up with a little PayPal love of $5.00 or more to save our country from the Nazi Republicans?

Thank you.

So I wonder about all those little old ladies in places like Mississippi, Florida or even CD14, on Social Security sending in their $5 everytime BO asks not even knowing that Mrs. O is stuffing down expensive grub in a five star hotel.

Altogether the Obama campaign has spent nearly half a million on food, which, unless Michelle Obama is bulimic, cannot be returned unlike Sarah Palin's clothes (which will be donated to charity after the campaign).

In the meantime pro-John McCain newspaper The New York Times speads lies that the Federal Election Commission says that Barack Obama has filed incomplete financial disclosure reports with nearly $1.2 million in credit card charges by the Obama campaign unaccounted for.

Where is the Outrage?

Imagine if Larry Flynt made a porno about Michelle Obama having a threesome with Nancy Pelosi and Rosie O'Donnell.  Feminists and good people everywhere would be outraged.

Larry hasn't done that yet but the legendary pornographer has produced a porn film featuring a Sarah Palin look-a-like romping with Russian soliders and Condoleeza Rice, to name a few.

By the way the film was shot here in the San Fernando Valley, I am sure you are not surprised.

Just like folks who tolerate racist humor if it's directed at REPUBLICAN African Americans like Rice, Michael Steele or Lynn Swann, I suppose that the liberals and "feminists" can justify this because Palin is a Republican.

I've set the countdown clock to hear from Gloria Allred, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama to strongly denounce this film.  But don't hold your breath.

Another Obama Baby?

A number of gossip sites are reporting that Michelle Obama, wife of Presidential candidate Barack Obama may be expecting a third child.

When Barack Obama wins the race for president will there be a new baby in the White House as well? Rumors are surfacing today that Obama's wife Michelle is pregnant.

Talk about a way to get a bump!

The Obama Women

She was elegant, poised, articulate and had the Dems at the DNC convention melting with her every word; yes, Sasha Obama stole the show from her hot, equally poised and articulate mother, Michelle. And Malia, looking like she wanted to jump through the screen to kiss her daddy...was so real, so achingly sweet and too cute!




Michelle garnered generally good reviews for her speech last night in Denver, (Washington Post, MSNBC), with the occasional kook (hello Leslie Sanchez!) who was left wondering (uh... wondering what?) after seeing Michelle in a "cocktail dress"? Seriously? Wondering about what she's wearing???

Danielle Crittenden at the HuffPo writes thoughtfully of her assessment of Michelle Obama as a post-feminist political candidate's wife:

Think of it this way: When was the last time a nominee's wife stepped forward to assert her children and her marriage were more important and satisfying to her than her career? Indeed, to speak of the necessity of putting her career aside for her husband's political ambition--and to do so without a whiff of resentment? Heck, when was the last time you saw a candidate's wife--any candidates wife! -- proclaim her love for her husband without that husband having been caught cheating on her first? And to do all this without driving the media into a hissy fit: "OMG she's setting women's rights back a generation!"

For neither is Michelle Obama some retro caricature of a "desperate housewife." How could she be, with her pumped figure, her confident, outspoken manner, and the way she sometimes looks, when goaded, like she's chewing on marbles? This is not a woman to be messed with. This is not a woman who feels inferior to her husband. This is not a woman without ambition or dreams. But she seems to possess the modern understanding that women's ambitions and dreams aren't always realized on a straight trajectory; that marriage and family are as much a part of those ambitions and dreams as a promotion or job title; and that when a husband succeeds politically, it does not negate her importance but amplifies it.

Hillary Clinton takes the DNC convention stage tonight for her speech. Wonder what she'll be wearing. I know Leslie Sanchez is wondering.

Gallup Poll: No 'bama Biden Bump

Read it and weep, kids. Obama and McCain are tied at 45% each, even though the Obama campaign should have had a bump from the Biden announcement.

And Hillary was a no-show at the California Dem. breakfast.

The Obama campaign seems intent on offending Clinton supporters by not vetting Hillary, and older voters by mocking McCain. Do they realize that these are highly likely voters?

It is unwise to criticize others' housing when your own poverty-stricken brother lives in a desert hut and a felon helped you get a slice of your neighbor's yard. -Haikula.

American Dream

Tyra Banks works it

The August issue of Harper's Bazaar casts supermodel Tyra Banks as First Lady in a pictorial that is a fun and sexy tip of the supermodel's chapeau to the presumptive Dem Presidential Nominee and his wife, Michelle.

Dang, that looks hot. In more ways than one. For the full slide show, click here.

Wonder Twin Powers ... Activate!

Wow. Just … wow. In an amazing show of support for Barack Obama, our lovely First Lady of Cahleefornya Maria Shriver joined Michelle Obama, Oprah Winfrey and BFF-Cousin Caroline Kennedy on stage today at UCLA.

"If Barack Obama was a state he'd be California," Shriver said, drawing roars from the crowd. "I mean think about it: diverse, open, smart, independent, oppose tradition, innovative, inspiring, dreamer, leader."

Wow. Just … wow. You go girls!

How did it all go so wrong, Hillary? I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "I'll Bone You, Oh! Villar Mugroso".

::pee wee herman chuckle::