Breaking News!!! Dodgers Manny Ramirez suspended 50 games for positive drug test

What are the odds on seeing Mayor Villar or staffers at Dodger Stadium in the near future after this shocker ??

From the Los Angeles Times,

Manny Ramirez has tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs and will be suspended 50 games starting today, The Times has learned.

Ramirez is expected to attribute the test results to medication received from a doctor for a personal medical issue, according to a source familiar with matter but not authorized to speak publicly.

With the suspension taking effect with tonight's game against the Washington Nationals at Dodger Stadium, Ramirez will not be eligible to return to the team until July 3.

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Dodger Bathroom Humor

New Dodger sensation Manny Ramirez was missing in the 9th inning of last night's Dodger win.

Bill Shaikin of the Times wrote:

"And there was a Manny moment, when the Dodgers had to find Ramirez so he could play left field in the ninth inning. Torre said Ramirez had headed back to the clubhouse because he mistakenly thought he had been replaced for defensive purposes; Ramirez said he had to go to the bathroom."

The Dodger fans better soak it up now. Manny is already suggesting he'd like to go to the NY Yankees after the season to get even for the Red Sox trading him.

DODGERS GET MANNY RAMIREZ from RED SOX

and Haikula gets her first Mayor Sam scoop!

(not counting the newspapers, which both SUCK ASS!)

Manny is the guy on the right, in case you're a Rams or Raiders fan who doesn't know baseball as well as I do. At any rate, it'll be fun to watch Manny's whopping home runs.

But be careful of what you wish for. The Boston Globe (why couldn't the McCourts make a trade to bring the GLOBE to LA?) has a great pictorial entitled "Manny Being Manny" which means that Ramirez is a slugger, but also a wackadoo.

Who wants to bet that Mayor Mirthala-Retardo is cutting short his fishing trip to welcome Manny to LA and claim credit for it?