** Special Outtake from CD 14, Where "Cut and Pasting" leads to Political Office and Public Employment

Hola!! and post Mexican Independence Day Hangovers from all in the "Cut and Paste Barrio" of Cuidad de Los Angeles.

It is with pride that we can report here that one of the well-known figures in CD 14's "cut and paste folklore" has a new gig. We hand it over to CD 14 Political Satirist of Wit "Parque Esqueleto" to provide the details.

Er, Red Spit, what's with all this CD2 malarkey? Have you forgotten that it was the great CATORCE that made you infamous?

Why no mention of THIS news item??

(Or did you forget to tip the paperboy again last Xmas?)

Eastern Group Publications reports that as of last week the principality of Montebello is now CD14-EAST (even more so than ever before). Not only is former CD-14 losing campaign manager Robert Urteaga a city councilman there (and its Mayor P-T), but his former boss and one-time LA Councilman Lauro "NICK" Pacheco has been named Interim (asst.) City Administrator, so he can slide into the full-time spot when Montebello's current City Administrator retires in a couple months.

Got that? "Tricky Nicky" is back in the employ of the taxpayers.

Did Robert U. set all this up?

NAH, of course not, he says. A complete coincidence.

Get ready for numerous Montebello vacancies (current and soon-to-be created) to be filled with CD-14 related personalities.

Next we'll hear that ex-pat (read: "thrown out") Limey John Edwards has been named the Press Spokeshole for that City.

After that, ever-present 8-time loser ex-con Art Pulid-ito will no doubt be crowned GANG CZAR and part-time errand boy for Montebello. He'll immediately set about to lower the gang crime rate by funneling thousands of dollars of city revenue directly into the bank accounts of Mongols and other local gang members who will promise to ONLY kill people outside the city limits.

September 17, 2009 11:45 AM

Here is the link to the Eastern Group Publications story pertaining to the breaking developments in Montebello.

It is a good day when the former defeater of South Pasadena Carpetbagger Victor Griego, who was overwhelmed by numerous ACORN "streetwalkers", with help from some bad "cut and pasting" by his own campaign staff, who went the "ARRRT SNNNYDER Route" and last was seen pimping "extreme cholo makeovers", get a chance for a new gig on the public dime.

"Mijo Beto Urteaga" should be commended for looking after his PAPI.

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