Lifestyles of the Rich and Scary

Our friends at Wonkette highlight a pictorial in Architectural Digest of one of Cindy and John McCain's many fabulous homes, this one in Phoenix:

Jim Newell breaks it down:

This is the Bondage Room in one of John McCain’s nine homes (seriously, NINE), this one in Phoenix. Lucky Architectural Digest did a whole tour of the
house and you can view their slide show here. Now it’s quite possible that John McCain has never been inside his Phoenix home, and who can blame him? That’s some scary, macabre sh*t! JUST LOOK at that thing to the right of the big cigar store Indian’s head. What the f*ck! It’s like the deformed offspring of Beetlejuice and dead Heath Ledger’s Joker, wearing a brown lunchbag diaper and carrying a gay umbrella. What the f*ck!!! [Architectural Digest]

If you value your eyeballs, you'll quickly skip the picture of the Sexy Times Grotto just off the McCain master bedroom. It was just too much ICK factor for my poor little eyeballs. Must bleach them now.