Lifestyles of the Rich and Scary
Our friends at Wonkette highlight a pictorial in Architectural Digest of one of Cindy and John McCain's many fabulous homes, this one in Phoenix:This is the Bondage Room in one of John McCain’s nine homes (seriously, NINE), this one in Phoenix. Lucky Architectural Digest did a whole tour of the
house and you can view their slide show here. Now it’s quite possible that John McCain has never been inside his Phoenix home, and who can blame him? That’s some scary, macabre sh*t! JUST LOOK at that thing to the right of the big cigar store Indian’s head. What the f*ck! It’s like the deformed offspring of Beetlejuice and dead Heath Ledger’s Joker, wearing a brown lunchbag diaper and carrying a gay umbrella. What the f*ck!!! [Architectural Digest]
If you value your eyeballs, you'll quickly skip the picture of the Sexy Times Grotto just off the McCain master bedroom. It was just too much ICK factor for my poor little eyeballs. Must bleach them now.
Labels: cindy mccain, john mccain, scary homes
Posted by Debbie @ 8/12/2008 12:06:00 PM
16 Comments:
Do you understand that this memorializes the bondage / tragedy that the native indians were subjected to?
It's not macabre.
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It sounds like a trip to the Southwest Museum is in order. It is too bad that it is closed, as it would provide a wonderful opportunity for you and others to learn about Kachinas,the figures in the photo.
The Southwest Museum had a large and wonderful collection of them.
Get over yourself, honey! Or is that why your initials are V.D.?
Oh come on now Doll! First off, McCain's wife owns a beer distributorship and is loaded. No surprise she owns a lot of homes. Secondly it's very common in Arizona to see Native American art, even the kitschy stuff in homes.
And what the hell is a Gay umbrella? Does Chief Bratton have one of those?
Those are kachina dolls, Valley Ditz. Yeah, their fashion sense may not be up to Madison Avenue's, but it would fit right in in parts of the Valley or Echo Park/Silverlake.
You've just dissed American Indians, their art and culture -- try doing that to Mexicans, whose Aztec "art" full of "priests" cloaked in scarified skins of their victims is a ubiquitous staple. And they wear "diapers" too, those loincloth things instead of Calvin Kleins.
You've revealed yourself to be the hick many already sensed you are.
What's weird is the picture of McSame and Cindy when one clicks on the Arch Digest link.
Just who has the tightest hold on McSames manhood? Is it McSame or Cindy?
Hang On Sloopy hang on!
idiots at 1226, 124, 159 and 221...
Doll didn't dis the kachinas, the Indians nor the Mexicans (which in case you didn't know she is one, 100%)
Wonkette did that. Read the story clown.
Now she did dis Johnnie Mac and his jacuzzi patio which I actually liked. It's not as tranquil looking as my jacuzzi with the giant palm trees but I like it.
You are now free to play on the freeway dum dum.
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And VD should take care whence "bleaching eyeballs". The process has been proven to cause the syndrome most commonly refered to by Native Americans as "White Eye Disease". Its characteristics are defined by a proliferation of casinos, true kitschy icons.
Mayor Sam,
C'mon... the thought of Johnnie Mac in his speedos having sexy times with RoboCindy in the Sexy Times Grotto isn't the least bit scary to you?
Montgomery Burns, anyone?
::shudders::
Higby, you're dense as a board and yeah, Valley Doll dissed kachina dolls -- reread her post. Don't try to turn it into an ironic comment on someone else's comment -- that would be giving her way too much credit. (And after your performance on Doug McIntired today, you're in no position to defend anyone else's cultural ignorance -- you and your dogg have done enough for one day.)
Who said she's dissing the Mexicans though? It's the Indians who feel dissed BY the Mexicans, dummy -- every time they lie about Aztlan and the "we were here first" crap, when they (or their Spanish-Mexican priests and finca owners seeking more land to rob and slaves) pushed out the Indians and forced them to do their slave work, build their missions and homes and stole their land.
Ask any Chumash how they feel about Mexicans' claims to be "the original Californians. 12:26 is talking about what the Mexicans did, not the "white man." (Unless you're talking about the Spaniards, whom the Mexicans claim as "theirs" but hate them too, for doing the same to Mexico's Indians, first...)
We know Valley Ditz is a Mexican, and not a very sensitive or informed one.
"RoboCindy," Valley Ditz? You should be 1/100th as cool -- she flies a jet, drives NASCAR, helps orphans in Africa (without the need for attention Angelina and her kind need) and wears size 0 jeans. She's hot, and if she were Democrat, everyone would say so.
Only question is, what's she doing with that old-looking guy? And it's her money, too. Doesn't she need to get laid now and then? Maybe that's what the NASCAR and high-flying life is all about? (But you know all about transferring your desires, Ditz -- your fantasy is shirtless college studs pulling you around in rickshaws.)
The late, great Barry Goldwater was a big Kachina collector in his living days.
Regarding the nine homes, if one has the capital now is the time to build your real estate porfolio.
.....and lastly, is being rich a sin??
Read Spoott, I generally agree with your comment, except when you say Barry Goldwater collected kachinas "in his living days," isn't that redundant? (Unless you have confirmed reports he's doing it beyond the grave, too.)
Too much sun today....
Barry is among the spirits that the Kachinas symbolizes in the Native American Culture.
3:37 you're still an idiot.
Please re-read the post.
Jim Newell bagged on the kachina dolls.
Clown.
Oh good grief, what a Clusterfuck of Stupid tonight.
Dear 'Tards,
I know what a kachina doll is, I have some of my own. Also, I never mentioned the word Kachina, Doll, Macabre, etc. etc., so you can direct your 'Tard Hate Mail to Jim Newell over at Wonkette, you NO READING COMPREHENSION fools.
I'm just reporting what people are saying. How you process, perceive, understand (or not) the information is your individual trip, not mine.
I take full credit for the jacuzzi, diss, tho'. While it is beautiful and stunning, the picture was set to evoke a mood... candles, fire in the outdoor fireplace, and that mood was Romance and I don't wanna know nothin' 'bout no sexy times between McCrypt Keeper and his woman.
It's the same way whenever I see a viagra commercial; I get Douche Chills when the men in the commercials get that "gleam" in their eyes and start chasing their wimmin' around the room. Ugh. Gross!
Now pull your collective panties out of your asses and take a deep breath.
xoxo
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