McCain's Sermon From The Mount

John Mc"Crypt Keeper"Cain (a.k.a. Old Man Grumpus) released his newest campaign ad on Friday.

Thank gawd I got around to watching it today... the Lord's Day. I feel doubly blessed.

In this new ad, I was at first horrified to discover that Barack Obama is the anti-christ (run, children, run!!).

But then the ad revealed that Barack freed the slaves from Egypt (Yay, Barry!).

And then Charleton Heston endorses Obama from the grave (hoooray)!!

It all worked out in the end! God bless us one and all!

John McCain Hates Stuff

Wonkette provides us with a fun YouTube video of John Mc"Crypt Keeper"Cain (a.k.a. Old Man Grumpus) in all his Luddite glory as he laments the newfangled sources of information. First, we got those damn "cables", and then there's those pesky talk radio shows and most heinous of all, of course... the dreaded BLOGGERS! OH MY GAWD THE EVIL BLOGGERS! He hates bloggers the most.

Damn you Al Gore, for inventing the intarnet! Damn youuuuuu!