Bad News: DJIA soars 936 Points!

The biggest gain in history, and overseas markets rocket.

Overheard at Obama offices: "Quick! Get Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn, his once Ten-Most-Wanted Wife to Wall Street! Prosperity is bad for THAT ONE!"

Have you heard that the Ayers/Dohrn daughter is a personal assistant to Hugo Chavez? Methinks she's not getting his dry cleaning, a la Rocky Delgadillo's assistants.

I may have to join in and vote for Obama, because I want to see how this mess turns out.