What happens When Obama's teleprompter stops working?

And then David Letterman counts Obama's uhs.

McCain is Funny, Obama is Not

John McCain appears on David Letterman tonight and proves he is really a very funny guy, making Dave and the studio audience laugh and got positive responses.



I don't know about you but I'll take a guy who can laugh at himself over a smarmy, empty headed humorless dork anytime.

Now bitch away dummycrats.

Where in the World is Sarah Palin?

The traditional job of vice presidential candidates is to act as a media "pit bull", unleashed upon the press to defend and expand on the presidential candidate's message.

In the hours following a presidential debate, no better opportunity presents itself for the potential VP to hit the circuit and show their stuff, which Joe Biden did in numerous outlets.

But where was Sarah Palin?

With the exception of her showing up at a bar in Philly, I've not been able to find one instance of her appearing anywhere in the media (please correct me if I have missed something)!

Has she been muzzled after her disastrous interviews with Katie Couric?

Is it moose skinning season in Alaska?

Speaking of missing candidates, here is more of Letterman's comedic musings on McCain's failure to appear on his show:

"Someone's Putting Something in His Metamucil!"

McCain canceled his appearance on the Letterman Show today, just before it began taping. Here is Letterman's hilarious take on the turn of events.

Five O'Clock Funnies

from Thursday night's Late Show with David Letterman

… and the Number One Reason to Watch “The Late Show with David Letterman” tonight

barack and dave back in April '07

If you're up later, be sure to catch Barack Obama reading tonight's Top Ten List on "The Late Show with David Letterman". Senator Obama is the third presidential candidate to appear on the show this month. Hillary Clinton was first when she visited Jan. 2, the night the show returned on the air after settling with striking writers. The ever stylishly coiffed John Edwards and Dave ran their fingers through each other’s hair this past Tuesday.

Oh … all right, all right. I was going to wait until tomorrow to post the whole Top Ten List, but if you’re too impatient to wait and/or too narcoleptic to stay up, don’t worry ... V-Doll’s gonna hook you up.