Santa Barbara County Dodges Wacko Jacko Funeral Bullet; Guess Who Gets Stuck With This?

Billboard reports:

The Michael Jackson funeral will be at 10 a.m. Tuesday at Staples Center in Los Angeles. Sources said AEG Live, which owns the arena and the adjacent Nokia Theatre, will use both facilities and the surrounding plaza.

Please no fee waivers.

And lets put away the newsracks, trashcans, etc. before the M Jax Funeral Riot starts.