This is the city: Los Angeles, California. I work here. I'm an ex-mayor. Los Angeles is a magnet for people from all over the world. Some of them run for public office. Inevitably some of them stray from the golden rule and rule for those that have the gold. That's when I go to work. My name is Yorty. I'm a dead pol.
Please Pardon the Bloggin Ass Clown Awards Interruption
We PROFUSELY apologize for the delay in presenting our 2017 Mayor Sam Political Ass Clown Awards as we deal with a loss of data due to Software Issues.
Big AAARGHH!!!! Especially when data/Ass Clown Awards Missive is lost.
** A Bloggin Note: A big ........., AAARGHH, with apologies as hours of work on our 2017 Mayor Sam Political Ass Clown Awards, has gone cyber missing (due to a software.human issue). Thus, we will re-schedule our multiple-days presentation for next week----Scott Johnson.
Special Announcement/Media Alert from the Mayor Sam Political Ass Clown Awards Committee
In a Special Announcement from the 2017 Mayor Sam Political Ass Clown Awards Committee, this year's presentation will be expanded over multiple days, in the interest of bestowing recognition on the growing multitudes of Politico Payasos y Payasas.
Proud Award Models Huizzy, Herman and Francine
** Blogger's Notes: We pause from our gleeful viewing of the latest "University of Snowflake-like Children (USC)" Rose Bowl Meltdown, to share this SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT/MEDIA ALERT from the 2017 Mayor Sam Political Ass Clown Awards Committee.
After prolong consideration of the nominees for this year's installment of the Mayor Sam Political Ass Clown Awards. the Review Committee has determine that the 2017 Edition will be expended into State, County and City Hall categories, with a Special, "Mayor Sam Politico Ass Clown Emeritus" being announced on Friday, January 6, 2017.
Below, is the posting schedule for 2017 Edition of the Mayor Sam Political Ass Clown Awards.
Tuesday: The Cubafornia on the Pacific/Sacrahavana Award Presentations.
Wednesday: The LA County Presentations.
Thursday: CIudad de Los Angeles Presentation.:
Friday: The 2017 Mayor Sam Politico Ass Clown Emeritus Presentation.
Expressing your Feelings on being a Ass Clown Award Winner (or NAUGHT).
DISCLAIMER: Upon request, the 2017 Mayor Sam Political Ass Clown Awards Committee will make available a cyber safe space, stocked with Crayolas, Paper, Play do and Comfort Foods for those who want express their feelings on being anointed an Ass Clown ......, or worse, not measuring up to awarding consideration (THE HORROR!! Trojans Win, Trojans Win 52-49!!)-----Scott Johnson.
Nominations for the 2017 Mayor Sam Blog Political Ass Clown Awards
We PROUDLY present the Nominations (GALORE) for the 2017 Edition of the Mayor Sam Blog Political Ass Clown Awards.
Our Ass Clown Models Trio of Huizzy, Herman and a certain Bureau of Sanitation Project Manager (aka. "Bigfoot").
The Discombobulation of the Main Stream Media on Full Display.
** Blogger's Notes: A GREAT,day after Christmas to our cyber audience as its time to convene again our yearly conclave (at an undisclosed Safe Space) of the Mayor Sam Blog Political Ass Clown Awards Committee. Unlike the purveyors of "Fake News (ie. LA Times/Observed, CNN, MSNBC, The Weedleaf of Record ....., and not forgetting the Brian Hews/Los Chacon News)", our panel of judges is made up of ordinary, tax-paying, American Citizens, currently maroon within the aspiring Nation-State of "Cubafornia on the Pacific". We should note in acknowledging the increase sensitivity (or mental melting of an indoctrinated, Cubafornia Demographic Group) after November's Elections, that we will exercise discretion, NAUGHT, in dispensing with our annual endeavor of bestowing (dis)honors on the Payasos y Payasas of the One Party-ruling Political Machine. Below are our list of nominations for 2017, with awards being disclosed a week from today (January 2)-----Scott Johnson.
Nominations for the 2017 Mayor Sam Blog Political Ass Clown Awards:
The Cheating, Democratic National Committee.
The Exclusive, Democratic Cubafornianista Super Delegates.
Cyber-trolling Hackers (not from Russia).
A Meekly, California Republican Establishment Party (and its Consultant Class).
The Cubafornianista Super Majority in Sacrahavana.
El Gobernador Geraldo "Moonbeam II" Brown.
Cubafornianista State Senate Presidente Pro Tempore Kevin De Leon the First.
Cubafornianista State Assembly Junta Speaker Anthony Rendon.
Cubafornia Indoctrinating Education System.
The Old Gray Fake News of Record on Spring Street (aka. LA Times)..
The Main, Fake Stream of Propaganda Media as fronted by the "Clinton News Network (CNN)".
Perishing SNOWFLAKES!!
Who is the political reincarnated, Cubafornia Gubernatorial Candidate Antonio Villargovea??
The Northeast San Fernando Valley Democratic Machine.\
RACIST Rosemary Jenkins.
Former CD 7 City Clowncilman Felipe "Pollo Fuentes".
Cubafornianista Secretary of State Alex Padilla.
Cubafornianista Electoral College Delegate Nury Martinez.
SELLOUT BERNIE.
CROOKED HILLARY.
Cubafornia Gulag/Prison Reform via AB 109, Prop 47 and Prop 57.
Cubafornia Pension Reform (HAHAHAHAHA!!).
Legalization of Pot.
BLACK LIVES MATTER.
Cubafornia Sale (or lack) of Pollution Credits.
The Montebello Calderon Political Crime Family.
The Montebello/Commerce (with Carpetbag) Chacon Political Crime Family.
The Calderon/Chacon/Robles Crony Leeches of the Central Basin Water District.
The Purveyor of Public-financed, Paid to Smear Fake Journalism Brian Hews.
The Brian Hews/Los Chacon News.
The Los Angeles County District Attorney Jackie Lacey (Indictment/Conviction-lacking) Office of Public Integrity.
Miscarriage of Justice for Bell Gardens Mayor/City Councilman Daniel Crespo.
The NOW LA County Gang of Five Politburo.
The STILL LA City Clowncil Central Committee.
Illegal Campaign-financed, now LA County Gang of Five Politburo Member BABS Hahn.
LA County Minister of Propaganda Zelda Goebbel.
University of Scandalous Conduct Biotech Corridor-enabler Hilda Solis.
FUNDING FOR THE UNDOCUMENTED FACING DEPORTATION.
Not forgetting the Reigning, City Hall Strongman/Bully Boss D'Arcy Rizzo.
LAPD Chief/Strongman Charlie Beck ....., and his (Friend Ruby's) Media Relationships Department.
Hollenbeck CPAB just because ...........
DISEMPOWERMENT LA
LA White Nazi Street Gang (where??) Expert (and AB-109 Co-author) City Attorney Mike Feuer.
The former Average Joe (now mega Development $$$$ recipient) of CD-15.
The current, benevolent CD-7 Overseer ............, and City Clowncil Central Committee Strongman Herman "Mini Amin" Wesson.
The Homeless Emergency.
Say ........, hey, does anyone remember Kevin James?
Does anyone remember DWP Reform? Oh never mind, its Election time.
The Resignation of Miguel Santana.
Has City Controller Ron Galperin ever follow through on his PROMISE to audit the CD-14 Central Los Angeles Refuge Transfer Station (CLARTS) Amenities Fund.
HAS ANYONE SEEN BIGFOOT ....., or husband Marco??
........., but many in CD-14 received an anonymous MAILER regarding "Bigfoot's" former Boss and Friends, regarding a Downtown LA Development.
The Political Devolution of the former "One Bill Gil" .........into now embattled, CD 1 City Clowncilman Broken Deal Cedillo.
........., and finally remembering a Rhodes Scholar, turned Mayor Eric "Gar-SOFT-ee".
Showing compassion, with baskets for the Homeless, thanking Ex. Cons for their "Service" and allocating funding for the Undocumented Legal Costs ......, while ignoring the City of LA's growing Pension Obligations.
