Open Thread For Thursday
According to the Old Farmers Alamanac section of Astrological Timetables, October 13 is the best day to begin your diet to gain weight and the best day to castrate your animals.Not sure what those have in common, but thought you should know.
Posted by Anonymous @ 10/13/2005 06:45:00 AM
12 Comments:
castrate who? the mayor?
Have a history teacher explain this if they can !
>Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
>John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
>Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
>John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
>Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
>Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.
>Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
>Now it gets really weird.
>Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
>Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
>Both were assassinated by Southerners.
>Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
>Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808
>Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908
>John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born 1839
>Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born 1939
>Both assassins were known by their three names.
>Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
>Now hang on to your seat !
>Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."
>Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."
>Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
>And here's the "kicker":
>A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
>A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
>and Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse.
>Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater.
>Creepy, huh? Send this t o as many people as you can, because: this is
one history lesson people don't mind reading ! !
LAP DANCING
Here is an issue that every single activist and city employee, either male or female needs to come out of the closet and slam Cardenas to the ground with his stupid ideas.
If everyone doesn't stick together on this issue and they all stay quiet, that right will be taken away.
I can't believe that this city wastes its time trying to legislate sex. It ain't gonna happen!
Who is behind him pushing this?
We need police as it is. Don't give them another stupid job. Let them stay on the streets looking for gang bangers.
I think everyone should take this fight to the streets.
From one married woman who has taken her husband for lap dances many times and has never caught him cheating.
re: lap dances
it just gives police an excuse to go into strip clubs
This is a Dem only city council...
No Right Wing , Bible thumping Republicans....
Oregon approved live sex acts in clubs... go figure...
But of course it goes with out saying..........
It's all George Bush's fault
As for the Lincoln-Kennedy info
I think it goes like....
>A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
>A week before Kennedy was shot, he was "IN" Marilyn Monroe.
Thanks for the rerun.....
Got any on George Washington?
What's happening with the "pro-development" candidates' forum in CD14, that the anti-ICO people called. Are any of the candidates going to that? Would they dare?
Huizar said he'd "treat them fair" but I'm guessing AV's former hillside neighbors would bust him out a new one or three if he actually attended.
Cardenas is against lap dances because he's so short he can't qulaify for a lap dance. Maybe a shin dance?
Hey Lincoln/Kennedy coincidence conspiritors.
Lincoln put on his pants one leg at a time as did Lennedy
Kincoln was gay. I read that book. Very interesting story.
Oh yeah and Lennedy was a slut. Nobody cares about either these days. (except for religious nuts) Poor guys. They both died before their time.
So I bet Cardenas cares then. He's pretty holy. Maybe he needs a lap dance?
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