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Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Our Bloggin "Top Ten List" regarding Assemblyman Mike Gatto's "BREAK A RIB HAZING" directed at Colleague Matt Dababneh

We invite your bloggin interaction as we present our "Top Ten Reasons" for Assemblyman "Slabo Mikey" Gatto's "BREAK A RIB HAZING" of fellow former Congressman Brad Sherman Staffer, now Assemblyman Matt Dababneh. 
What was the supposed funny background behind "Slobo Mikey's" "BREAK A RIB HAZING" of the West Valley's newest Assemblyman (by a mere 300 votes)?  
Was "Slobo Mikey's" "BREAK A RIB HAZING" a ritual of Legislature Tradition or do both have a "deeper relationship"?
Boy, a side of Assemblyman "Slobo Mikey" Gatto we never knew!
In all our coverage of a "Infant Assemblyman (prone to infantile behavior)", now all grown up as the "Slobo Mikey" of the California Assembly, we never thought that we would keyboard a missive on the newly disclosed comedic proclivities of the former "Stay at Home Lawmaker".
But with fellow former Congressman Brad Sherman Staffer Matt Dababneh (the newly bloggin bestowed "Mini Gatto" of the Assembly) sworn in as the West San Fernando Valley's 45th Assemblyman, "Slobo Mikey's" sense of humor made an appearance in a supposed Legislated Ritual of Verbal Hazing a new member's first Bill before the Elective Body.
"Slobo Mikey" wasted no time in taking to the microphone and did not beak his own rib in gently hazing "Mini Gatto" with the apparent help of Congressman Sherman's Staff via text.
In reviewing the video of "Slobo Mikey's" comedic utterance, its easy to discern some deeper meaning behind the soon to be State Senate Candidate's (allegedly) "OH! So Gentle, BREAK A RIB" utterance (wink, wink)
Thus, in the spirit of noting "Slobo Mikey's" now known comedic qualities (especially when it deals with a "close" political ally), we barrow from Late Night Host David Letterman's "Top Ten List" in keyboarding our own bloggin version of speculative reasons behind Gatto's "BREAK A RIB" comment.

10. "Slobo Mikey" was having a Peter Musurlian Flashback at the moment of utterance.
9. Has "Slobo Mikey" register the Domain Name "BREAK A RIB.org" to go along with the like of "Deal on Drugs" or "LeftTarded and RightTarded.com"?
8. "Slobo Mikey" was channeling his former boss Congressman Brad Sherman's thoughts about Howard Berman from their "physical altercation" during the 30th Congressional District Campaign?
7.  Do "Slobo Mikey" and "Mini Gatto" practice gentle ribbing in private?
6. Maybe "Mini Gatto" Dababneh was cracking ribs or exerting himself, in getting to know a staff member or members of the opposition party after hours?
5. Is Burbank Democrat Kevin Harrop the "Official Rib Cracker" of the "Slobo Mikey Political Machine"?
4. Just think of the rib-cracking Women Groups would want to direct at "Slobo Mikey", if he was making light of females sustaining injuries during the production of porn or in the act of intercourse with a friend (or fellow politico).
3. "Slobo Mikey's" friends in preserving the "Money Shot" within the Porn Community, would remind us that condoms break, like ribs in aggressive intercourse. 
2. At least Chahe was never known as a "Wife Rib Breaker" (Gunslinger and Political Stooge to split the Armenian Vote, most likely).
1.  You break a rib too, in laughing how Matt "Mini Gatto" Dababneh was elected by a mere 300 votes in a supposed Democratic-safe Assembly District.
We invite our cyber audience (including the observant "GATTO TRUTHERS" and those in Sacramento) to submit your own additions to out Top Ten.
Your thoughts ..............
Scott Johnson in CD 14

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Anonymous jarvis said:

why do you call him Slobo Mike? that sounds disrespectful to me!

personally, i think Mike's comments were a joke about his big dick. weren't they? did i misinterpret things?

August 12, 2014 1:41 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The little SFVYD kids can't keep from talking and emailing us. Sounds like some pretty interesting "extra-curricular" activities may have lead to the breaking of ribs.

Do the voters know they've got a bunch of frat boys in office?

August 13, 2014 11:50 AM  

Blogger Red Spot in CD 14 said:

Lets play "Pick the Republican Assembly Member Office" that the recipient of the alleged broken rib works in.

Hmmmm,sounds like a great idea for a blog post.


August 13, 2014 12:30 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The break a rib comment is an inside joke. Mike Gatto is referring to an incident where Matt Dababneh broke a rib of one of his female staffers while having rough sex a few months before this!!!He regularly makes comments about this on the floor thinking nobody will care that he is sexually harrasing his staffers. This is fact and you can ask ANYONE in the building.

March 11, 2015 9:05 AM  

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