Red Meat For Arnold
Phil Angelides - one of the Dimmycrats running for Governor - thinks he is going to win by being cute or funny.
Recently, he told folks if elected, he would not drive a Hummer like our current Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. Now, he's asking people to hold "Blue Barbecues."
This is where you can go schmooze with other commies and eat things like mesquite broiled tofu or grilled soy patties. Yum Yum! And the highlight of the event is a conference call from none other than Phil himself! Oh boy!
Not sure if you've seen Phil Angelides, but there is no way this guy - who reminds me of Michael J. Fox's dad in Back to the Future BEFORE he goes back in time - can do in the Terminator himself. Even with a time machine.
This leads me to think that maybe Mayor Sam himself will host a RED MEAT (no, not that MEAT) party for our fine Governor and keep this state on track.
And I am sure our new friend Tofu Girl will have plenty to say about this!
Recently, he told folks if elected, he would not drive a Hummer like our current Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. Now, he's asking people to hold "Blue Barbecues."
This is where you can go schmooze with other commies and eat things like mesquite broiled tofu or grilled soy patties. Yum Yum! And the highlight of the event is a conference call from none other than Phil himself! Oh boy!
Not sure if you've seen Phil Angelides, but there is no way this guy - who reminds me of Michael J. Fox's dad in Back to the Future BEFORE he goes back in time - can do in the Terminator himself. Even with a time machine.
This leads me to think that maybe Mayor Sam himself will host a RED MEAT (no, not that MEAT) party for our fine Governor and keep this state on track.
And I am sure our new friend Tofu Girl will have plenty to say about this!
Posted by Mayor Sam @ 6/08/2005 04:16:00 PM
12 Comments:
From Tofu Girl- Mayor Sam how could you. Red Meat of all things! Well Mayor I agree Phil will have a tough time terminating the terminator. Even though I love tofu and soy patties I'm no commie so thats one meatless party I will not attend.However, I'm no conservative Republican either. So Arnie is not my cup of green tea. I did not vote Villaraigosa for Mayor, but should he run against Arnie I'll be the first in line with money at hand for our new mayor.
Tofu girl why don't you have a veggie barbecue for Arnold?
Tofu Girl, do you like chorizo?
From Tofu Girl- No I won't have a veggie barbecue for Arnold. I don't like him as governor or even as an actor. I may have a veggie barbecue a viable challenger. As for you jalapeno breath I only eat soyrizo. I wouldn't touch your pork filled processed chorizo nuggets.
Tofu girl is funny.
HEY TOfu girl come try my soybeans!
WE WANNA SEE TOFU GIRL NAKED!
-DWP GUYS
Tofu Girl is short and fat. Her ass drags and she's flat.
Arnold's the best thing that's happened to this once-great state. So, go ahead and try to undermind him -- at your own peril. Clear-thinking voters will decide who will keep taxes from going up and who will hold the line. California can make a comeback with more pols like the Terminator, not like the lifer-pols the dems seem to keep running for office.
Arnold's the best thing that's happened to this once-great state. So, go ahead and try to undermind him -- at your own peril. Clear-thinking voters will decide who will keep taxes from going up and who will hold the line. California can make a comeback with more pols like the Terminator, not like the lifer-pols the dems seem to keep running for office.
From Tofu Girl- Okay Jalapeno breath with pork filled chorizo nuggets don't try to disguise your self as an Anon then say I'm short,fat and flat. For your information I'm tall, fit and a double D. So go back to playing with your eggs and chorizo as you think about that!
TOFU GIRL WE STILL WANT TO SEE YOU NAKED
-DWP
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