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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

MEAT Says Good-Bye

Below is an e-mail i Just received from one of our favorite characters MEAT.

rom : Meat Steak
Sent : Tuesday, May 31, 2005 10:39 AM
To : chiefwilliamparker@hotmail.com
CC : mayorsamyorty@aol.com
Subject : Good-Bye Forever

Dear Chief Parker and Mayor Sam,

I am writing you guys this e-mail to announce my decision to leave Los Angeles and pursue law school in Arizona (my original home). While this blog at times has been the most annoying thing I've ever been a part of, there have been instances of true undeniable fun. Every time I'd make one of your crazies go insane for instance -- or I'd blast some ignorant dum-dum out of the water, all fun times.

I want to also tell Mack Reed and Kevin Roderick that meeting them in person was funny since neither knew who I was when they shook my hand.

Mayor Sam - Chief Parker perhaps we crossed paths at some point I'll never know -- your identity has been a bigger mystery to Angelenos than mine ever was.

Lastly, I'd like to apologize to the following people -- people that this blog crucified for being me, but never were.

So to Ace Smith, Parke Skelton, Ulysses Sanchez, Michael Trujillo, Jaime Sanchez, Jimmy Blackman and Nathan James I apologize. Your names were always popping up as being me, but i never had the guts to actually "out" myself and clear the air for all you guys. For the record, and this will be the last time i ever write this again -- neither of the individuals named above have ever been MEAT.

Again I thank you guys for providing this wonderful site -- this is the last communication I'll ever write to you or your site.

And don't forget to "blog away dum-dums!"



Anonymous Anonymous said:

This is perhaps the saddest day on the blog.

fan of MEAT.

May 31, 2005 10:52 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Good luck in law school!

May 31, 2005 10:53 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Although I am a vegetarian, I must say that I am sad to see Meat go.

May 31, 2005 10:59 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

l love you meat.

May 31, 2005 11:04 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

meat was a cancer on this blog -- and it's good to see the cancer go into remission.

May 31, 2005 11:07 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


Bro - you will be missed and i hope to continue what you have started.

May 31, 2005 11:11 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

MEAT we know who you are!!!!

your life in Boyle Heights will never be the same -- we know thats where you live!!!!

May 31, 2005 11:26 AM  

Blogger Chief Parker said:


We enjoyed having you -- and well i know you and i never got along greatly -- we appreciate all the colorful commentary you added along the way.

you will be missed.

May 31, 2005 11:30 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


Oh dear friend MEAT, it's so hard to say good bye. But know that you are riding into the sunset having entertained many, angered many, and have sent many more running for the hills trying to wipe the tears away when you would tear a new one into them. Take care!

May 31, 2005 12:12 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

what meat posted made lil girls scream and babies cry.

you were a great man.

May 31, 2005 12:16 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I've had the biggest crush on MEAT since his days at the fourth floor.

May 31, 2005 12:17 PM  

Blogger Mayor Sam said:

So long old solider.

Don't let your MEAT loaf.

May 31, 2005 12:22 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Come on, MEAT. You're not going to spend all your time studying law. Come back and visit us from time to time.

May 31, 2005 12:56 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Good luck in law school Meat. I am sad to see you go especially with the anti Antonio crazies who are still on this blog. I mean when will they realize, the election is OVER and Antonio Villaraigosa won in a LANDSLIDE 59%-41%.....

In any case, goodluck in all your endeavors. We'll miss you.

May 31, 2005 1:13 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


"hit the road Jack, and don't you come back, no more, no more, no more, no more - hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more!"

CD 6 resident

May 31, 2005 1:25 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

can i have your apartment in los feliz meat?

May 31, 2005 1:25 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

You are a good American, Meat.

May 31, 2005 1:26 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I'm going to throw up. MEAT was the annoying one on the blog. He would post out right lies to protect his boy Antonio. Interesting that his boy gets elected and he bails. Why? We don't know if this is
YET ANOTHER LIE and MEAT will still be blogging away under anon. Please...he's an Antonio lapdog.

One favor MEAT...go ahead and ADMIT those 80 neighborhood watches DON'T EXIST. C'mon we all know it. Fess up!!

May 31, 2005 1:29 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Please change the topic!

May 31, 2005 1:37 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

MEAT was the One Man Gang on this blog. Everybody and anbody - if you brought it, he'd slice it and serve it back to you. Victory is yours MEAT. Enjoy it and remember it, as you will be needed in the future to bring it home once more.

May 31, 2005 1:56 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

new topic please! there must be something going on besides AV's transition team and Meat's (fake) departure.

May 31, 2005 1:57 PM  

Blogger Chief Parker said:

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

May 31, 2005 2:09 PM  

Blogger Chief Parker said:

Hey Tinhorn,

Want me to change the topic?

You can talk about MEAV's transition -- Maria Elena for CD 14 -- the violence in schools -- the Pacheco connection, or any one of the other 400 plus posts we have written in the last 8 months.

mr anonymous -- i don't know you, but i know MEAT and if he is leaving he deserves his small moment in the sun,

blog away tinhorn.

May 31, 2005 2:12 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

you know meat said all the things i wish i had the guts to say.

MEAT -- i will do my best to live up to your rhetorical machine gun as the AV haters continue their assualt even though they were wrong 100% of the time.

May 31, 2005 3:03 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


USC School of Communication.

May 31, 2005 3:04 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Go back to the old templete--

The black bold print was much better!!!

May 31, 2005 3:04 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Hi Chief-- it's me anon 1:57. that's MS. Tinhorn to you, by the way.

i just think it's sad that the fake "meat" departure is the main headline for today. 3.8 million people in this great city and we have to spend a whole day talking about how that bully "meat" us faking his departure from this site. puh-lease. get on with some real topics. here are some ideas you can use (no charge this time):

Eric Garcetti's deal with Council Pres Padilla
Deep Throat Reveals Himself (and throws his hat into CD14 race?)
2006 Assembly/Senate races
Special Election in November?
et cetera et cetera

C'mon Chief let's get the information flowing again!!!

May 31, 2005 3:16 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

So Antonio Villaraigosa decided to stop blogging, oh my...we will sure miss his hardwork. He leaves imprints everywhere he goes...of hot air.

May 31, 2005 3:52 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

11:26 AM
You say you know who meat is, then who is he?

May 31, 2005 3:53 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

who cares, change the topic...now!

May 31, 2005 4:02 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Rotten Meat.

May 31, 2005 4:03 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Make sure you check the plane carefully, you wouldn't want to go stale.

May 31, 2005 4:03 PM  

Blogger Mayor Sam said:

Meat's post fucked up the blog put everything in italics.

I fixed it.

May 31, 2005 4:09 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Is Antonio Villaraigosa linked to organized crime in Mexico? Mexican Mafia...his background has been a bit shady. Did he pursue office to launder money for the big bosses? It would be an easy way to do it, if in city hall, all of those contracts and transfer of funds. What a way to go Antonio, you have organized crime in your pockets...is this why tattood thugs surround you at certain office functions?

May 31, 2005 4:13 PM  

Blogger Phil Krakover said:

Meat, I am going to miss your posts as well.

They sort of brought me back to life.

So, here's my toast:

"Here's to MEAT, like a broken drum, you can't beat him".

May 31, 2005 5:06 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Hey MEAT. Going to law school?

That is a confession that you are unable to suceed in an honest profession and must join the ranks of the unwashed.

Good luck anyhow; come visit the Dum-Dums from CD 14 and rile them up from time to time.

May 31, 2005 5:09 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

BENNETT: Mr. Vignali went to jail because he was involved in distributing 800 pounds of cocaine. His lawyer said, no, it wasn't that bad, just a thousand kilos of cocaine.

Do you have any idea of how much damage 1000 kilos of cocaine can do? Well, 800 pounds of cocaine could effectively provide one rock of crack for every kid in Los Angeles. It's 1000 kilos—less, but still, a substantial amount of cocaine.

May 31, 2005 5:59 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Hey Meat,

Remember to take an ethics class, you need it.

May 31, 2005 5:59 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

hey meat,

the folks who write for the LA Times will miss you.

May 31, 2005 10:03 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


The entire City of Los Angeles will greatly miss you -- your insight and knowledge of the city will be hard to replace.

I am sure every blog that blogs in this city each wishes they had their own MEAT to stir the pot and get traffic flowing to their site.

May 31, 2005 11:43 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

MEAT isn't going to Arizona. He will no longer be able to post here because he'll be in city hall with his boy Antonio. I'm sure he's been offered a cushy job because of all his rantings and lies protecting ADV on this blog.

June 01, 2005 6:17 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

GEEZ PEOPLE RELAX! The guy is heading off to law school (allegedly)...not dying!

June 01, 2005 10:53 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

i really can't believe you are leaving us MEAT.

those battles between you and MEATEATER were epic.

remember when you battled deputy dog in the 4th floor and wiped his ass clean?

those were the days MEAT.

good luck in law school.

June 01, 2005 3:07 PM  

Blogger Mack said:

I want to also tell Mack Reed and Kevin Roderick that meeting them in person was funny since neither knew who I was when they shook my hand.

I'm sorry, is this supposed to make steam come out of my ears?

Seriously, email me, you faceless coward, or I shall not sleep!

June 01, 2005 4:47 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

You guys just don't get it, do you? Meat is the only one posting to himself anonymously, he must have some major psychological problems. He is probably the one married to Jennie Carreon Lacey.

June 01, 2005 5:59 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

"Meat" is such a great handle. Is it a translation of "Carnal." You know, the EME term for blood brother, made man in the Mexican Mafia.

Villaraigosa is a committed Leftist. He bankrupted the state budget as Leader of the Assembly, and as mayor would do far worse for Los Angeles. Why is it that the hard won lessons of socialism learned in the 20th century are so casually disgarded by liberals in the 21st century? It's as if the Left wants to roll the clock back to the 1930s and pretend all the carnage and misery caused by progressive policies never occurred.

Do we really want to pursue a Latin American civic model of corruption, patronage, graft and wealth destruction? That pathological model has been this guys road map in political life. I see no indication that he would change. It's just mind boggling that anyone could support a relic from a failed past, relying on failed ideology, not to mention his association with known racial hate groups. Los Angeles doesn't need a populist hate-monger as mayor.

Don't expect the LA Times to show the full portrait. They made their desires known the last time around. Pravda would be proud.

Posted by: Calvin at August 4, 2004 02:23 AM

June 01, 2005 7:07 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Oh my, what a dumb ass! Meat is "carne" in spanish, not "Carnal", which is spanish slang for "brother". I swear, the extent to which people will try to pull out their racist crap online. At least create an account and put a photo up with you wearing your white sheats over your head.

June 02, 2005 1:24 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I've had a crush on MEAT since his days as the good Christian Catholic Commissioner..... I like his mom too. Active, good lady.

June 04, 2005 12:41 AM  

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