MEAT Says Good-Bye
Below is an e-mail i Just received from one of our favorite characters MEAT.
rom : Meat Steak
Sent : Tuesday, May 31, 2005 10:39 AM
To : chiefwilliamparker@hotmail.com
CC : mayorsamyorty@aol.com
Subject : Good-Bye Forever
Dear Chief Parker and Mayor Sam,
I am writing you guys this e-mail to announce my decision to leave Los Angeles and pursue law school in Arizona (my original home). While this blog at times has been the most annoying thing I've ever been a part of, there have been instances of true undeniable fun. Every time I'd make one of your crazies go insane for instance -- or I'd blast some ignorant dum-dum out of the water, all fun times.
I want to also tell Mack Reed and Kevin Roderick that meeting them in person was funny since neither knew who I was when they shook my hand.
Mayor Sam - Chief Parker perhaps we crossed paths at some point I'll never know -- your identity has been a bigger mystery to Angelenos than mine ever was.
Lastly, I'd like to apologize to the following people -- people that this blog crucified for being me, but never were.
So to Ace Smith, Parke Skelton, Ulysses Sanchez, Michael Trujillo, Jaime Sanchez, Jimmy Blackman and Nathan James I apologize. Your names were always popping up as being me, but i never had the guts to actually "out" myself and clear the air for all you guys. For the record, and this will be the last time i ever write this again -- neither of the individuals named above have ever been MEAT.
Again I thank you guys for providing this wonderful site -- this is the last communication I'll ever write to you or your site.
And don't forget to "blog away dum-dums!"
MEAT
rom : Meat Steak
Sent : Tuesday, May 31, 2005 10:39 AM
To : chiefwilliamparker@hotmail.com
CC : mayorsamyorty@aol.com
Subject : Good-Bye Forever
Dear Chief Parker and Mayor Sam,
I am writing you guys this e-mail to announce my decision to leave Los Angeles and pursue law school in Arizona (my original home). While this blog at times has been the most annoying thing I've ever been a part of, there have been instances of true undeniable fun. Every time I'd make one of your crazies go insane for instance -- or I'd blast some ignorant dum-dum out of the water, all fun times.
I want to also tell Mack Reed and Kevin Roderick that meeting them in person was funny since neither knew who I was when they shook my hand.
Mayor Sam - Chief Parker perhaps we crossed paths at some point I'll never know -- your identity has been a bigger mystery to Angelenos than mine ever was.
Lastly, I'd like to apologize to the following people -- people that this blog crucified for being me, but never were.
So to Ace Smith, Parke Skelton, Ulysses Sanchez, Michael Trujillo, Jaime Sanchez, Jimmy Blackman and Nathan James I apologize. Your names were always popping up as being me, but i never had the guts to actually "out" myself and clear the air for all you guys. For the record, and this will be the last time i ever write this again -- neither of the individuals named above have ever been MEAT.
Again I thank you guys for providing this wonderful site -- this is the last communication I'll ever write to you or your site.
And don't forget to "blog away dum-dums!"
MEAT
Posted by Anonymous @ 5/31/2005 10:45:00 AM
44 Comments:
This is perhaps the saddest day on the blog.
fan of MEAT.
Good luck in law school!
Although I am a vegetarian, I must say that I am sad to see Meat go.
l love you meat.
meat was a cancer on this blog -- and it's good to see the cancer go into remission.
FROM ARMANDO:
Bro - you will be missed and i hope to continue what you have started.
MEAT we know who you are!!!!
your life in Boyle Heights will never be the same -- we know thats where you live!!!!
FROM NACHO FROM PICO:
Oh dear friend MEAT, it's so hard to say good bye. But know that you are riding into the sunset having entertained many, angered many, and have sent many more running for the hills trying to wipe the tears away when you would tear a new one into them. Take care!
what meat posted made lil girls scream and babies cry.
you were a great man.
I've had the biggest crush on MEAT since his days at the fourth floor.
So long old solider.
Don't let your MEAT loaf.
Come on, MEAT. You're not going to spend all your time studying law. Come back and visit us from time to time.
Good luck in law school Meat. I am sad to see you go especially with the anti Antonio crazies who are still on this blog. I mean when will they realize, the election is OVER and Antonio Villaraigosa won in a LANDSLIDE 59%-41%.....
In any case, goodluck in all your endeavors. We'll miss you.
MEAT
"hit the road Jack, and don't you come back, no more, no more, no more, no more - hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more!"
CD 6 resident
can i have your apartment in los feliz meat?
You are a good American, Meat.
I'm going to throw up. MEAT was the annoying one on the blog. He would post out right lies to protect his boy Antonio. Interesting that his boy gets elected and he bails. Why? We don't know if this is
YET ANOTHER LIE and MEAT will still be blogging away under anon. Please...he's an Antonio lapdog.
One favor MEAT...go ahead and ADMIT those 80 neighborhood watches DON'T EXIST. C'mon we all know it. Fess up!!
Please change the topic!
MEAT was the One Man Gang on this blog. Everybody and anbody - if you brought it, he'd slice it and serve it back to you. Victory is yours MEAT. Enjoy it and remember it, as you will be needed in the future to bring it home once more.
new topic please! there must be something going on besides AV's transition team and Meat's (fake) departure.
you know meat said all the things i wish i had the guts to say.
MEAT -- i will do my best to live up to your rhetorical machine gun as the AV haters continue their assualt even though they were wrong 100% of the time.
WE LOVE YOU MEAT!
USC School of Communication.
Go back to the old templete--
The black bold print was much better!!!
Hi Chief-- it's me anon 1:57. that's MS. Tinhorn to you, by the way.
i just think it's sad that the fake "meat" departure is the main headline for today. 3.8 million people in this great city and we have to spend a whole day talking about how that bully "meat" us faking his departure from this site. puh-lease. get on with some real topics. here are some ideas you can use (no charge this time):
Eric Garcetti's deal with Council Pres Padilla
Deep Throat Reveals Himself (and throws his hat into CD14 race?)
2006 Assembly/Senate races
Special Election in November?
et cetera et cetera
C'mon Chief let's get the information flowing again!!!
So Antonio Villaraigosa decided to stop blogging, oh my...we will sure miss his hardwork. He leaves imprints everywhere he goes...of hot air.
11:26 AM
You say you know who meat is, then who is he?
who cares, change the topic...now!
Rotten Meat.
Make sure you check the plane carefully, you wouldn't want to go stale.
Meat's post fucked up the blog put everything in italics.
I fixed it.
Is Antonio Villaraigosa linked to organized crime in Mexico? Mexican Mafia...his background has been a bit shady. Did he pursue office to launder money for the big bosses? It would be an easy way to do it, if in city hall, all of those contracts and transfer of funds. What a way to go Antonio, you have organized crime in your pockets...is this why tattood thugs surround you at certain office functions?
Meat, I am going to miss your posts as well.
They sort of brought me back to life.
So, here's my toast:
"Here's to MEAT, like a broken drum, you can't beat him".
Hey MEAT. Going to law school?
That is a confession that you are unable to suceed in an honest profession and must join the ranks of the unwashed.
Good luck anyhow; come visit the Dum-Dums from CD 14 and rile them up from time to time.
BENNETT: Mr. Vignali went to jail because he was involved in distributing 800 pounds of cocaine. His lawyer said, no, it wasn't that bad, just a thousand kilos of cocaine.
Do you have any idea of how much damage 1000 kilos of cocaine can do? Well, 800 pounds of cocaine could effectively provide one rock of crack for every kid in Los Angeles. It's 1000 kilos—less, but still, a substantial amount of cocaine.
Hey Meat,
Remember to take an ethics class, you need it.
hey meat,
the folks who write for the LA Times will miss you.
MEAT,
The entire City of Los Angeles will greatly miss you -- your insight and knowledge of the city will be hard to replace.
I am sure every blog that blogs in this city each wishes they had their own MEAT to stir the pot and get traffic flowing to their site.
MEAT isn't going to Arizona. He will no longer be able to post here because he'll be in city hall with his boy Antonio. I'm sure he's been offered a cushy job because of all his rantings and lies protecting ADV on this blog.
GEEZ PEOPLE RELAX! The guy is heading off to law school (allegedly)...not dying!
i really can't believe you are leaving us MEAT.
those battles between you and MEATEATER were epic.
remember when you battled deputy dog in the 4th floor and wiped his ass clean?
those were the days MEAT.
good luck in law school.
You guys just don't get it, do you? Meat is the only one posting to himself anonymously, he must have some major psychological problems. He is probably the one married to Jennie Carreon Lacey.
"Meat" is such a great handle. Is it a translation of "Carnal." You know, the EME term for blood brother, made man in the Mexican Mafia.
Villaraigosa is a committed Leftist. He bankrupted the state budget as Leader of the Assembly, and as mayor would do far worse for Los Angeles. Why is it that the hard won lessons of socialism learned in the 20th century are so casually disgarded by liberals in the 21st century? It's as if the Left wants to roll the clock back to the 1930s and pretend all the carnage and misery caused by progressive policies never occurred.
Do we really want to pursue a Latin American civic model of corruption, patronage, graft and wealth destruction? That pathological model has been this guys road map in political life. I see no indication that he would change. It's just mind boggling that anyone could support a relic from a failed past, relying on failed ideology, not to mention his association with known racial hate groups. Los Angeles doesn't need a populist hate-monger as mayor.
Don't expect the LA Times to show the full portrait. They made their desires known the last time around. Pravda would be proud.
Posted by: Calvin at August 4, 2004 02:23 AM
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/002290.html
Oh my, what a dumb ass! Meat is "carne" in spanish, not "Carnal", which is spanish slang for "brother". I swear, the extent to which people will try to pull out their racist crap online. At least create an account and put a photo up with you wearing your white sheats over your head.
I've had a crush on MEAT since his days as the good Christian Catholic Commissioner..... I like his mom too. Active, good lady.
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