MEAT Says Good-Bye
rom : Meat Steak
Sent : Tuesday, May 31, 2005 10:39 AM
To : firstname.lastname@example.org
CC : email@example.com
Subject : Good-Bye Forever
Dear Chief Parker and Mayor Sam,
I am writing you guys this e-mail to announce my decision to leave Los Angeles and pursue law school in Arizona (my original home). While this blog at times has been the most annoying thing I've ever been a part of, there have been instances of true undeniable fun. Every time I'd make one of your crazies go insane for instance -- or I'd blast some ignorant dum-dum out of the water, all fun times.
I want to also tell Mack Reed and Kevin Roderick that meeting them in person was funny since neither knew who I was when they shook my hand.
Mayor Sam - Chief Parker perhaps we crossed paths at some point I'll never know -- your identity has been a bigger mystery to Angelenos than mine ever was.
Lastly, I'd like to apologize to the following people -- people that this blog crucified for being me, but never were.
So to Ace Smith, Parke Skelton, Ulysses Sanchez, Michael Trujillo, Jaime Sanchez, Jimmy Blackman and Nathan James I apologize. Your names were always popping up as being me, but i never had the guts to actually "out" myself and clear the air for all you guys. For the record, and this will be the last time i ever write this again -- neither of the individuals named above have ever been MEAT.
Again I thank you guys for providing this wonderful site -- this is the last communication I'll ever write to you or your site.
And don't forget to "blog away dum-dums!"