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Thursday, February 05, 2009

Walter Moore-ni-acs?

Courtesy of one of our anonymous friends downtown on an open-thread Thursday... (apologies to S. Spielberg)

It's time for Walter-Man-i-acs!
And we're wacko to the max.
So just sit back and relax.
You'll laugh till you collapse.
We're Walter-Man-i-acs!

Come join the Walter brothers
And the Walter-lover fan.
Just for fun we run around
the bumper sticker stand.
They lock us in the billboard
whenever we get caught.
But we break loose...
And then vamoose...
And now you know the plot.

We're Walter Man-i-acs!
Walter whines and Wacko yaks.
Mayor Sam gets the clicky clicks
While Walter’s up to his tricks.
We're Walter-Man-i-acs!

Meet Wally and his loons
Who want to rule the universe.
Quixotes flock together,
Loony wacks 'em with her purse.
Zuma racks up voters
While Rita sings a verse.
The writer's flipped.
We have no script.
Why bother to rehearse?

We're Walter-Man-i-acs!
We have Pay-to-Play contacts.
We're zany to the max.
There's no Mexicans in our pack.

We're Walter-Man-ee
Totally and zany.
Here's the shows namey:
Walter-Man-i-acs!

Those are the facts!


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You just knew more would be coming.... Apologies to The Jeffersons on an open-thread Thursday.


The Jennerjahns

I'm movin' on up!
To the Getty.
To a deluxe mansion in HP.

I'm movin' on up!
To the Getty.
I finally got myself dignity.

Mom doesn't yell at my bedroom.
LA Times doesn't call to subscribe.
It took a whole lot of buttons.
Just to get myself inside.

Now my name's on the ballot.
Gettin my turn at bat.
Until March 3rd, it's you and me Zuma.
And ain't nothing wrong with that!

I'm movin' on up!
To the Getty.
To a deluxe mansion in HP.
I'm movin' on up!
To the Getty.
I finally got myself dignity.


__________________

Everyone gets a shot today... apologies to Casey Kasem.

Zuma Doggy Doo, where are you?
We've got to fight corruption!
Zuma Doggy Doo, where are you?
We need to get convictions!

You know we got shady stuff to fight.
So Zuma Dogg get ready for your act.
Don't hold back!
'Cause Zuma Dogg
When you come thru,
You're gonna have your self a Pay Pal snack!

That's a fact!

Zuma Doggy Doo, here are you.
You're ready and you're willin'.
If we can count on you, Zuma Doo,
I know you'll catch that Villar!

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41 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Petra, who are you voting for? This is a childish post, since some of you out there get very defensive about the smelly candidate who lives in a van and who posts pleas for food on the internet.

February 05, 2009 9:14 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

See! Say pway-day!

February 05, 2009 9:23 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Thanks Petra. I laughed till I collapsed.

Vote Zuma!

February 05, 2009 10:15 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The Jennerjahns

I'm movin' on up!
To the Getty
To a deluxe mansion in HP

I'm movin' on up!
To the Getty
I finally got myself dignity

Mom doesn't yell at my bedroom
LA Times doesn't call to subscribe
It took a whole lot of buttons
Just to get myself inside
Now my name's on the ballot
Gettin my turn at bat
Until March 3rd, it's you and me Zuma
And ain't nothing wrong with that!

I'm movin' on up!
To the Getty
To a deluxe mansion in HP

I'm movin' on up!
To the Getty
I finally got myself dignity

February 05, 2009 10:39 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Not sure about the no Mexican line but there sure are a lot of Americans with Mexican extraction. hey just for the record...p

February 05, 2009 10:39 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Phil,
Pay no attention to the troll behind the curtain @ 1:39. Its the Walter-lover fan, Walter's Facebook friend. David Hernandez knows about this from a city volunteer group he belongs to. I'll email you, later.

February 05, 2009 10:58 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

you mean the troll @ 10:39?
oh yea ignore it phil. her support for the wacko is worst then nobody.

February 05, 2009 11:13 AM  

Blogger Petra Fried in the City said:

9:14, who am I voting for?

Not Villar-retardo.
Not the gospel Republican.
Not the Quiseling.

Who does that leave?

February 05, 2009 12:07 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

Si Perro Puede!

February 05, 2009 12:08 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

"The candidate who lives in a van and who posts pleas for food on the internet."


Exactly! Zuma Dogg owes to nobody! Isn't that a fresh idea? This is the man who wil bring the change I can believe it.

February 05, 2009 12:25 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I saw Malter Moore for the first time on the other day on channerl 11 morning show. Seems like a decent guy, answered all the questions intelligently.

I checked out his website. I don't see any of the racist things you people are talking about.

February 05, 2009 12:30 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Zuma Doggy Doo
where are you
We've got to fight corruption
Zuma Doggy Doo
we need to get convictions

You know we got shady stuff to fight
So Zuma Dogg get ready for your act
Don't hold back!

Cause Zuma Dogg
When you come thru you're gonna have your self
A Pay Pal snack
That's a fact!

Zuma Doggy Doo
Here are you
You're ready and you're willin'
If we can count on you
Zuma Doo
I know you'll catch that Villar!

February 05, 2009 12:53 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Wacko's racist remarks are in his youtube vids and MS posts. His own words were posted on MS. There's too much of it for Wacko to turn back now.

Wacko works with white supremacists haters SOS. Their leader defends white supremacy and posed with Nazis. Wacko marched with these haters and Barbara Coe. She supports his campaign and has said in print racist remarks against Mexicans. Wacko got his money from these groups. He got money from Clear Channel. Wacko is a billboard attorney helping these companies rape the cityscape too.

I wish Antonio took Wacko seriously. It could then come out in the debate and put Zuma Dogg's position even higher.

But if you're the dishonorable snipelady troll with your own racist wacko record with the city, you probably could care less about Wally's flaws than what he promised you if he won.

Vote for Zuma Dogg!

February 05, 2009 12:58 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Email Casey Kasem. Warn him that Wacko's Blogger forged his name.

February 05, 2009 1:01 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

No one expects Walter Moore would put his racist comments on his website. He's such a radical extremist that he didn't realize how hateful his words and associations were. It's too late now. Zuma has to take him on this issue of hate. Like Cheney hiding in his bunker, it'll be the last we hear from Hate-monger Moore.

February 05, 2009 1:12 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

channerl 11 morning show...are they also wacko's billboard clients?

February 05, 2009 1:15 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

Zuma Dogg Booked on FOX 11 Good Day LA -- Friday 02/13/09

It's the moment Los Angeles has been waiting for...the debut of Zuma Dogg on FOX 11's "Good Day LA" with Dorothy, Jillian and that other guy. (Just kidding, Steve!) After eight years of Zuma Dogg as a public access superstar in the City of Los Angeles, it's about time they had me on the show. We'll be discussing my candidacy for Mayor '09 in the 7am and 9am hours. Tell the sales department to get ready...the ratings are going to be HUGE! (Hey wait...7am? Am I going to be required to speak?)

February 05, 2009 1:16 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

12:30

Re: "racist things people are talking about"

"Wacko" Walter denies it now that he's running again (OF course), but you don't have to go any further than this blog to find out -- and if Higby was an even slightly *honest information provider (and hasn't removed it to help his bud, Walter), he could find this again in archives.

Sometime in the last year or so, (still-bitter) Moore, was discussing elections here and how they can be stolen, and he told MS readers here that he saw a "busload of illegal aliens" being transported to a polling place near him, to vote and "steal" an election.

And, he saw this from his second-story window (office, or something).

SO, the question that keeps being PUT to him is:

"How can you tell someone's ILLEGAL or even ALIEN from two flights up?"

And the only POSSIBLE (unspoken) answer is: "Because they had BROWN skin."

Aren't all Latinos either ILLEGAL, or just one step removed. Hell, this IS a WHITE country ain't it. There isn't even any point in asking for ID. If they HAVE it, and they're La-TEENo, then it's FAKE -- right?

There's NO chance they might be American-born Latinos (or even recently naturalized citizens - proud of their new country and anxious to vote here for the first time like good patriots), that were being transported to the polls by their union, or political party, or some private GOTV group, or, or, or. . .

NAHHHHHH, a bunch of BROWN-skinned people came to the polls together in a rented vehicle, so in Wacko's simplistic, racist mind -- a crime MUST have been in progress.

"Wacko" is as racist as I am anonymous, and if Tony V.'s people even thought for a half-second that he posed the SMALLEST threat to his re-election, this information would be everywhere.

But it ain't because he's a single-digit wanna-be, and always WILL-abe.


(*If you want to know if Higby IS an honest information provider -- just consider that 4 years ago, he VOUCHED for, and said he'd seen PROOF of the infamous:

80 FAKE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCHES

that his THEN-buddy, Chief Faker was promoting as AV's only REAL accomplishment in two years on City Council making $200K a year. WHY, because he hated the other guy running, so LYING was acceptable -- as it will be NOW about Wacko's past racist posts on this blog).

OH, and "Wacko" now claims that his online ID was STOLEN by someone ELSE, who posted TURRIBLE racist things here, in his name. . .

(Yeah, yeah, and that was someone else's verga that "I'm running as a family man" Mayor V. was poking into Mirthala all those times, too!)

A sad case of "stolen i-DICK-tity" that.

February 05, 2009 1:34 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

12:08 p.m.

Don't try working on the Spanish speaking voters, ZD. My Spanish is kind of rusty, but I'm pretty sure you just told them:

"If dog am able!"

February 05, 2009 1:40 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Just Google around and you'll find the racist remarks.

February 05, 2009 1:49 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

http://mayorsam.blogspot.com/2006/07/la-32-jumps-into-semillas-issue.html

Walter Moore said: 2006 8:40 PM

Since you asked, I personally observed busloads of "day laborers" being delivered to vote in a Westchester Neighborhood Council election. My office overlooked the "polling place,"

February 05, 2009 1:59 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I'm proud of my candidate Zuma Dogg for mayor of Los Angeles. In all his years of public speaking, fighting the clowncil, blogging on Mayor Sams, speaking with media, maybe writing a 100,000 words about public policy, Zuma Dogg has never spoken anything racist.

February 05, 2009 2:40 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

1:40pm...Sgt Hulka would like to remind you, "Lighten up Francis!"

"Si Perro Puede" is a take off on Obama's "Si Se Puede."

It's supposed to mean "Yes, Dogg Can!" I hope it makes sense...I just had 10,000 yard signs printed up with that slogan.

And remember, March 3, 2009...Si Perro Puede!

February 05, 2009 3:11 PM  

Blogger Debbie said:

Doll's Choice For Mayor Said: It's supposed to mean "Yes, Dogg Can!" I hope it makes sense...I just had 10,000 yard signs printed up with that slogan.

Heh.

Zuma rulz.

xoxo

February 05, 2009 4:13 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

"10,000 yard signs" ???

ZD you couldn't pay for 10,000 pennies if someone gave you $100 bucks in cash as a donation -- let alone yard signs.

You should wait until "elected" to tell these big lies.

February 05, 2009 5:42 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

zd was joking.

moron.

February 05, 2009 6:16 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

RE: RACIST REMARKS

THANKS TO ALL WHO TOOK THE TIME TO WRITE AND CLUE ME IN!

FROM 12:30 PM

February 05, 2009 7:45 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The only thing TONY has going for him is complete DECEPTION.

He only makes public appearances where HE controls the situation, so no spontaneous questions. That would be a danger.

The tele-conference, the big conference call that's McIntyre played on his show and I think is linked there and on RonKayeLA all goes to show that.

Mentioned was the clckety-clack of a keyboard when asked by another reporter about Solar Measure B "what's it going to cost?", and after some inane beating around the bush, some verbal vamping while the keys were clicking away- TONY FINALLY ANSWERED THE QUESTION: "In the neighborhood of 1 Billion Dollars."

TONY probably had a screen in front with somebody typing in the answer for him to read and TONY had to stall until it was ready. He is so transparent, even if his administration is not.

VOTE HIS BUTT OUT- Walter, Zuma, David, maybe even Phil, anybody, just NOT TONY. Get a run-off and make him face the voters himself, take off those training wheels and speak for yourself TONY.

(and his comments on the LAPD settlement was blather. Bratton is his boy and Bratton should have had his hand on this baby all day long that May 1st, and not let this go haywire as it did.

They at LAPD and along the chain of authority DID PROVIDED THE OFFICERS NO PROPER, NEEDED, PERIODIC OR REFRESHER TRAINING ON the crowd control, any simulations to ready themselves, formulate IN ADVANCE alternate plans for dealing with situations as they eventually encountered.

AND THIS HAS BEEN since Rodney King days when the PR-24 was used as a striking tool, and not other ways it was designed to be employed. No training.

LAPD IS PENNY WISE AND POUND FOOLISH, costing millions over the years, and it's not the street cops completely responsible for the violative conduct. HOW did they expect theme to act if they didn't train them? How much could it have cost? And where were the bosses of the bosses?

Did they find scape goats down the chain to protect and insulate Bratton who is so busy backing TONY and TONY still can't shake that ACLU URGE where he never could completely back his LAPD- he spent so much time deriding that institution.

Still in CD-14

February 05, 2009 8:10 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Wacko's Comrades
Part One, Barbara Coe

http://www.splcenter.org/intel/intelreport/article.jsp?pid=1256

Vitriolic, conspiracy-minded and just plain mean, Coe routinely refers to Mexicans as "savages." She claims to have exposed a secret Mexican plan (the "Plan de Aztlan") to reconquer the American Southwest. Last May, at a "Unite to Fight" anti-immigration summit in Las Vegas, she launched the kind of defamatory rant for which she is infamous. "We are suffering robbery, rape and murder of law-abiding citizens at the hands of illegal barbarians," she warned her cowering audience, "who are cutting off heads and appendages of blind, white, disabled gringos."

February 05, 2009 8:35 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

09/12/08 Barbara Coe
(Retired, Retired)
Huntington Beach, CA 92649 Walter Moore
Mayor
1297003 - Committee to Elect Walter Moore

February 05, 2009 8:37 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

http://www.splcenter.org/intel/intelreport/article.jsp?pid=1256

Barbara Coe and VCT chief Glenn Spencer stage annual Fourth of July rallies that have drawn prominent neo-Nazis.

February 05, 2009 8:42 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

BRAVO! BRAVO!!! (stands and applauds)

The Jennerjahns...I LOVE IT!!

Great to see someone who has intelligence and an edgy sense of humor to take a shot at me. I'm a big boy, I can take a little criticism.

Very funny. Excellent work.

Although for accuracies sake, in the future you should avoid references to my mother, as she has been deceased for over 30 years.

And I DO plan on moving into the Getty Mansion after Antonio moves his family out of there. But I need help from the voters to order the moving truck on March 3rd.

February 05, 2009 8:44 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

This is the most chldish thing i've read on this blog in a long time.

February 05, 2009 8:46 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

There will be NO run-off. I will win by enough on March 3rd that there won't have to be a run off. It's more efficient and cost effective that way, anyway. And see, by beating Viagraosa without needing a run-off, I am already saving the city money!

February 05, 2009 8:49 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Althea Shaw if you read this blog, Zuma supported your cause and he's not affiliated with neo nazis or white supremacists like Walter Moore. Please come out to support Zuma Dogg.

February 05, 2009 8:50 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

8:46 PM you said that @ 9AM. Are the Wacko Weirdos running out of spin?

February 05, 2009 9:16 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I think it's a good idea to stop bashing one another's candidates. All we're doing is giving the Antonio people material to use.

If that's what you want, then you can kiss a runoff goodbye. Otherwise, get on board with making sure that your policy points are made. Stop the bashing. Unless you want more Antonio.

February 05, 2009 11:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

11:00 PM is a Wacko Weirdo. Well nutbox, it was fine when you were doing it and no one was giving it back to ya. Now that you have to face the truth about your Wacko you want the truth to stop. No way nutbox. Your candidate Walter Moore is a racist and our candidate Zuma Zuma Zuma is CLEAN. Eat shit and puke. The truth will go on on Mayor Sam.

February 05, 2009 11:26 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I just LOVE to see the gad-gnats Wacko and Zuma beating each other up over who gets th bigger part of the single-digit contrarian vote.

Split it 4.5 per cent each, boys and consider yourself lucky the slimeball Mayor (who gets most of the rest), isn't as well liked as he was four years ago.

Maybe by the time he's termed out in four years one of you will break into the low double-digits (11, 12 percent).

February 06, 2009 11:03 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Zuma dogg CLEAN?

You've obviously never stood next to the man!

And the lunatic who thinks Antonio is as well liked as he was four years ago either (a) hasn't parked their car in LA lately (b) driven in LA traffic lately and (c) obviously hasn't heard the name MIRTHALA SALINAS.

Yep, those Latinas just love that Mirthala story. Tell it again, Mr. or Mrs. Storyteller, please will you?

February 06, 2009 3:55 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Not only do the Latino familias love the Mirthala story they also would like to remember that Villaraigosa embarrassed the entire Latino community all over the nation with writing the letter in support of a major Drug Lord Cocain Dealer Vignali. David Z would you please add that to your stories covering the mayoral campaigns!!!!! Another corrupt Latino politican who doesn't have a decent sense of morals, ethics, class and embarrasses us all the time. His mother did a horrible job raising him and no wonder wh his dad didn't want him. Major abandonment issues now and we're paying for it.

February 07, 2009 7:38 AM  

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