This is the city: Los Angeles, California. I work here. I'm an ex-mayor. Los Angeles is a magnet for people from all over the world. Some of them run for public office. Inevitably some of them stray from the golden rule and rule for those that have the gold. That's when I go to work. My name is Yorty. I'm a dead pol.
9 Comments:
Anonymous said:
"Yo, yo, yo, George-ay! Where da white wimmens at?"
Anonymous said:
"O'bama, mah-man!"
Anonymous said:
George:
"Barack, that hard-hitting blogger Red Spot is really keepin' the heat on you, eh?"
Anonymous said:
"Barack, I can hook you up with tickets to the Academy Awards show...choice seats."
"Really George? Do you have to pull some strings or something? I don't want you to go to any trouble or anything on my account...."
"It won't be any trouble. You can sit in Antonio Villaraigosa's seat. He usually shows up unless he's got something more important to do, which isn't that often."
"How are you going to get him not to show up, George?"
"We'll tell him that you've withdrawn and Hillary's back in the race. He'll be out the door before the seat even gets warm to campaign for her....."
Anonymous said:
It's a concept, George. Sure, I'll run the idea by Michelle. Ocean's 15 isn't out of the question, there's just this election thing.
Anonymous said:
OB to GC: What is the name of that t.v. show you are on again?
Anonymous said:
George says.....
Barack are you offended by Don Quixote calling blacks mayates and supporting you for president?
Barck says....
I need all the votes I can get, even Sr. Donkey Ho-Tee's vote. I also plan to have the FBI remove his Internet connection and hire him a new day-care worker to change his adult diapers more often, I hope this will motivate him to get out of the house.
Anonymous said:
"Did you hear what Jesse said? He wants to cut my nuts off"
Anonymous said:
GC: Hey, "O", you gotta go for that "Sexiest Man in America" deal. You're golden, dude. I'd vote for you.
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