"Ass Clown Award" for the month of June
In the interest of saving Eastern Sierra Watershed, lets waste no more cyber energy in naming DWP General Manager H.(osed) David Nahai the recipient of June's "Ass Clown Award"."Arrogant", that was Nahai's reaction to Journalist Alan Mittelstaedt request to disclose his personal water usage.
"Disdain", that being Nahai's respect for the law requiring release of public documents within 10 days of request.
"Aloof", that being Nahai's demeanor to the general public.
"Potty Mouth", that describes the vernacular of Nahai and "Dining Buddy" Tony Villar at certain restaurants.
"Dismissive", thats regarding concerns about the "Part-time employment" of Cindy Montanez.
"User", that is what Daily News Scribe Beth Barrett was in "spinning" Nahai's response to Mittelstaedt's badgering regarding his water usage.
"Enabler" that describes the "WWG, Puff Roderick" fluff piece on Nahai.
"Reality", that being these simple facts regarding Nahai's water usage........
H. David Nahai (DWP General Manager) - 434,220 gallons
Rocky Delgadillo (City attorney) - 423,368 gallons
Mayor Villaraigosa - 386,716 gallons
Jack Weiss - 254,320 gallons
Bill Rosendahl - 230,384 gallons
Tony Cardenas - 219,912 gallons
Greig Smith - 219,164 gallons
Dennis Zine - 194,480 gallons
Wendy Gruel - 190,740 gallons
Jose Huizar - 142,120 gallons
Eric Garcetti - 88,264 gallons
Janice Hahn - 83,776 gallons
Bernard Parks - 35,156 gallons
"Crack back", that is what the Daily News did to "E. Pluribus Waterwaster" in this editorial.
"Hypocrite" that is one who calls himself a "environmentialist" , kisses up to the likes of "Eco-developers", "Kaufman, Broad and Sierra Club", thens sucks up a stream in the Eastern Sierra to turn his lawn into a "Wetlands".
"Congratulations", that is for being named the "Ass Clown Awardee for June"
Labels: Alan Mittelstaedt, Ass Clown Award, daily news, dwp, H. David Nahai, mayor antonio villaraigosa
Posted by Red Spot in CD 14 @ 7/07/2008 12:00:00 PM
24 Comments:
another disappointment for Don Quixote, well i guess theres next month.
Didn't you already do the Nahai thing to death? Anyway, Alan Mittelstaedt is an Ass Clown for sure, showing up at Nahai's house to try to get their DWP bill from the wife. What a creep and attention-seeking little man. And Beth Barrett is a fool for a reporter if she hadn't been following the story of Mittelstaedt's obsession with Nahai and his bill, which was all over the blogosphere, posted by Alan himself and picked up elsewhere.
Not that Nahai doesn't deserve some scrutiny for the wasteful sprinklers and not covering his pool even on winter nights. (Tsk, tsk, David!)
I'd like to see Nahai's bill a year from now, and hope he puts in solar panels to heat that wasteful pool of his.
In this political environment Ass Clowns are like buses. You know the rest.
That's not to exclude DQ from the line up.
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If I could speak to Nahai, I would quote Jeff Spicoli from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High," and say:
YOU DICK!!!
145, stop raining on the Ass Clown award day; it's one of the few things we look forward to!
I wish we had more ass clown award days.
As Homer Simpson said, "They're funny because they're true!"
Water's deadly; All who drank it during the Norman Conquest are now dead!
PS. Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water, although I prefer my Manhattans.
We all would think David Nahai contemplates on how striking he would look in a triumphal purple colored tunic and laurel crown. Even named a Dictator for life. His statues would be erected and placed in Temples, equaling him to a God. We would begin minting coins with his image on them?
I agree with 12:43
Red Spot move out of the way and let Don Quixote have a shot at the Ass Clown Award.
Blog away why we should bestow this special honor on DQ.
7:16 are you crazy? Red Rash will never share his Ass Hat Award with DQ.
Some confusion here, are we talking about DQ as the winner? Or are we lobbying for DQ to pick the award winner?
Two gins, indeed, a bad mix for any H2O King. Try this, from Wikipedia, the Waco Wacko's encyclopedia, with apologies to Drinking With Tony.
Conserve the vermouth.
A Manhattan is a cocktail made with whiskey, sweet vermouth, ice, and bitters. Commonly used whiskeys include rye (the traditional choice), Canadian, bourbon and Tennessee. Proportions of whiskey to vermouth vary, from a very sweet 1:1 ratio to a much less sweet 4:1 ratio. The cocktail is often stirred with ice and strained into a cocktail glass, where it is garnished with a Maraschino cherry with a stem.[1] A Manhattan is also frequently served on the rocks in an old-fashioned glass (lowball glass).
Look at that arrogant, elitist look on Nahai's face.
Fuck you, Water Boy!
Don is back on Mailander's blog. Too bad Obama hates him!
Go Nahai!
I still can't believe our dwp rates went up and these fools are making Nahai $300,000 and many of his staff over $200,000 and some assistants $100,000. This is outrageous yet not one council member said a damn word about it.
Oh Oh Don Quackers is back with one of his alter egos Drinking With Tony, soon we will see Santigao, Hiroshi, Mustang Sally and all the others.
Has he no shame, Don BesaCulo was bounced off this blog a few times, but yet he returns fro more humiliation, yes indeed, Don BesaCulo is the Ass-Clown of the year!!!!!
Enough!!
One is confuse.
Anonymous said...
Re: Manhattan Rx,
"Conserve the vermouth"
Thank you, that was good! Lol
One can lucidly envision the immortal W C Fields issuing that advisory in a low furtive voice to the bartender.
David Nahai has that little, come hither darling look, going for him. A real metro-boy of today - ohlala. Send him to Victorville.
hey drinking with don quixote why don't you use your real handle don everyone knows your alter egos already.
Anyone ever find out why he keeps his first name unknown? H. David Nahai... what's the H. stand for?
Horatio?
Hussein?
Harry?
Hangover?
Humptydumpty?
Henry?
Homer?
Halibut?
Hogwash?
Hinky?
Anyone with different suggestions?
Jeez, you guys are supposed to know something on this blog; clearly not.
The "H" is for Hamid.
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