This is the city: Los Angeles, California. I work here. I'm an ex-mayor. Los Angeles is a magnet for people from all over the world. Some of them run for public office. Inevitably some of them stray from the golden rule and rule for those that have the gold. That's when I go to work. My name is Yorty. I'm a dead pol.
23 Comments:
Anonymous said:
Excellent photo shop. It's hilarious.
Debbie said:
oh. my. god.
I've said it once; I'll say it again ... you suck. <3 <3 <3
Too too too funny!
xoxo
Anonymous said:
What's "photo shop"??
Anonymous said:
You got to be kidding Jack???? Huizar's district looks like clowntown because every single block has nasty graffiti on it. BUT the idiot Sleazy Weasy is too busy in bed with developers he doesn't care. Reyes and Huizar have a contest going who has the filthiest district with illegal vendors, trash, graffiti, and it sure looks like a tie between them. Both Districts look like 3rd world countries.
Anonymous said:
Reyes is winning!
Anonymous said:
I am not sure if Reyes is winning, they are both doing their damn best to make their districts fell like home for our Tijuana illegal immigrants.
We just need the mexican drug cartels to bribe and control some cops and let the games begin !
Anonymous said:
Kick butt, Jack! One of your best!
Anonymous said:
Finally some politcally motivated graffiti which tells the truth !!!!
I will not be dailing 311 for the graffiti busters.
Anonymous said:
3:02p, Dial 311? Is it free?
Because every time I call the city's 800 number (1-800-LAVALIFE) all I get are a bunch of stupid chicks who seem more interested in partying than in solving my problem. AND they want to charge my credit card...
Anonymous said:
he he he LAVALIFE - not kidding
both knucklehead ed and sleazy weazy have a bunch of hotties for staffers
Anonymous said:
well we know the booze agenda drives ed
Mayor Sam said:
See my NC post -
Wendy Greuel will be sponsoring on an event where you can come and learn how to report graffiti.
Anonymous said:
When will Jack Hoff grade the comments on his post?
http://jackoff.com/
Anonymous said:
9:09p, thanks for the question and thanks for the link that I clicked on and now have to explain to my wife...
I've been chitter-chattering so much on my own threads the last few days, I haven't seen the need to grade comments. More often than not, the posts have been funny, quick, on topic -- so, no complaints from the goat; I've really enjoyed it.
Even if people slam me, if they make me laugh, they have my respect. 3:02 is a prime example. Two sentences and Bang!
Yeah, that was worth it. It was entertaining.
This is the most creative city in the world. Nice to see people having fun here again, sharing differing opinions, and recognizing that we're all in this together til death do us part.
Speaking of which, I have to go find the spouse to explain why your sucky link is in our browser history!
See you soon.
Anonymous said:
Jack Hoff better learn to use the delete browising features of Internet Explorer.
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/157729
Anonymous said:
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Hey Dumb-Ass DO NOT post links on Jack Hoffs posts.
Anonymous said:
11:53/56, lol, I bow to your brilliance!
Anonymous said:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You better bow-down to my brilliance, for I am the mighty Anony-Mouse ruler of the blog world, purveyor of truth and justice, who fights racism and vitriol, therefore arch enemy of Don Quackers aka Tony aka Santaigo.
Anonymous said:
So when did Jack Hoff decide to steal Zuma Dog's gimmick?
Anonymous said:
Zuma Dogg has a gimmick??!
Anonymous said:
Photo shop is the photo editing program that you used to add that graffiti.
Anonymous said:
Uhmmm....you're new around here, aren't you?
Anonymous said:
Yes, I am new. Why?
Did I say something wrong? Did I miss something? Are you a tagger? Is that your moniker? Is that graffiti really there? What? Fill me in.
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