Why Keith Olbermann is No. 1 in my heart ...
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Dear Keith Olbermann,
Please marry me. Let's move to Utah and it'll all be good. Let me bear your children, sans pain-reducing drugs, because that's how hardcore I am for you. Because you are my new god. Let's honeymoon in Tahiti, because I've always wanted to go to Tahiti and lounge in a sarong, topless on the beach like a girl in a Gauguin painting (Aha oe feii??). Call a Doll.
iloveyouforever.
xoxo
Valley Doll
[it's a nine minute rant, and quite honestly -- i got up to do my laundry 'round minute 5. it was starting to feel a teeny tiny bit like being at church after that, and even though i agree with pretty much everything he said -- i'm a busy gal! so, you go keith! you get on with your bad self! later gators!]
Dear Keith Olbermann,
Please marry me. Let's move to Utah and it'll all be good. Let me bear your children, sans pain-reducing drugs, because that's how hardcore I am for you. Because you are my new god. Let's honeymoon in Tahiti, because I've always wanted to go to Tahiti and lounge in a sarong, topless on the beach like a girl in a Gauguin painting (Aha oe feii??). Call a Doll.
iloveyouforever.
xoxo
Valley Doll
[it's a nine minute rant, and quite honestly -- i got up to do my laundry 'round minute 5. it was starting to feel a teeny tiny bit like being at church after that, and even though i agree with pretty much everything he said -- i'm a busy gal! so, you go keith! you get on with your bad self! later gators!]
Labels: 2008 Presidential Election, gauguin, Geraldine Ferraro, hillary clinton, keith olbermann, tahiti
Posted by Debbie @ 3/13/2008 11:04:00 AM
26 Comments:
Racism against any color must be squashed. Gracias Keith Olbermann.
Where's the rant over the crap Obama's people spew about Clinton?
NEITHER Obama nor Clinton have been on their best behavior during this campaign.
Video is already deleted at YouTube.
I guess somebody wanted to silence Kieth Oberman, was it the FBI, CIA, NSA, KGB or Zuma Dogg?
I have 1150 new unique page views on my blog THIS MORNING, so far...that's not silenced, y'all!
I quit listening after one and a half minutes. I agree with everything Geraldine said.
Truth hurts. Life sucks sometimes. I prefer blatant honesty to campaign rhetoric.
What is the difference between page views and unique page views?
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Unique page views is a subset of your total page views, so this number will tend to be lower than your total page views. This statistic represents the number of individual visitors who have reviewed your pages: Each visitor to your site is counted only once, no matter how many pages he opens. Site Statistics uses cookies to distinguish between total page views and unique page views.
"Truth hurts. Life sucks sometimes. I prefer blatant honesty to campaign rhetoric."
You got dat right bro.
dear drinking with tony,
speaking of cookies, if anyone still needs any girl scout cookies ...
xoxo
I like Olberman but Hardball is still my longtime favorite.
Why pretty Ms. Valley Doll...I blush and say no more for fear of stuttering.
V-Doll,
Time to remind folks about Boy Scouts merchandise.
If Zuma has so many unique page views why are there no comments on Zuma Mutt's blog? hhhmmmmm
Why is Zuma here trying to get a few people to read his uniquely view blog.
I wonder who is the bigger attention whore Zuma or Don Quackers aka Santiago aka Tony Drunkshit? Both of these two attention whores only wish they were as infamous and as well paid as "Kristen", Gov. Spitzer's
$1,000.00 hr, hooker. hoody hoo, yea -yea baby...
If you want to see real vile racism, ask Don Quixote why he calls blacks changos and mayates.
Don Quackers why are you running from your own vile, xenophobic and vitriolistic words?
she loves me? she loves me not? she loves me? she loves me not?
Wait a minute anonymouse 2:59, refresh my memory please, do you spit or swallow?
Oh ok, she loves me!
Ps agreed, Olbermann is a breath of fresh air in an otherwise dull army of talking heads.
You would really live in Utah?
Don Quixote will avoid the subject of African Americans because he can't find a way to jutify calling blacks, changos, mayates, lazy and etc.
But the racist hypocrite will tell the gavachos how they are racist because the don't want to embrace every illegal alien or mexican gang members. Don Q aka Drinking with Tony aka Santiago you are an idiot.
Take your silly characters and old cholo mentality to another blog, where you can talk about how your cholo friends hit a mayate with a newstand and then you stabbed the mayate. You rember that story?
"Drinking with Tony aka Santiago you are an idiot."
Coming from someone else, I wouldn't have given it another moments thought...but because of your personel weight on the matter, I say Gracias anonyma, always nice to join a club.
2:42 said:
V-Doll,
Time to remind folks about Boy Scouts merchandise.
Is it that time already? Do you have any info about the Boy Scout fundraiser this year? Last year, the Boy Scouts in our area were selling microwave popcorn (some seriously sinful microwave popcorn) but I checked on the Boy Scout website, and I couldn't find any info. I'd be happy to plug away for our boys if someone could send me some info.
Drinking with Tony said:
"Why pretty Ms. Valley Doll...I blush and say no more for fear of stuttering."
Aw DWT, I bet you say that to all the girls at MayorSam's!
You old smoothie, you.
xoxo
So Valley Doll, now you're offering to have Keith Olberman's babies? Don't you and Mr. Doll have enough of your own? What does he say about this?
Don't you also want to marry Obama?
Does he know that you're also looking for financing to get set up as an escort service madam?
Stick with selling cookies for money, it suits you.
5:01pm
::sigh::
I wish I could have had more kids, but unfortunately, fate had a different plan for me. But it's true, I plan on marrying as many men as possible and moving to polyfriendly Utah and starting a commune when I get there.
Do the Osmonds still live in Utah? I love that damn Donny.
I think I want to marry him, too.
Then I'll put all my boys to work for seed money for my bordello that I plan to open.
I gotta keep my pimp hand strong, babe.
xoxo
Ms. Valley Doll, you are so pretty, they don't let you visit Holland for fear you will droop the tullips. Un abrazo.
Valley Doll you are adorable. Mr. Valley Doll is a lucky guy!
I found this rant of his to be so boring. What a yawner.
Let's talk about that old Jeremiah Preacher. He loves whites and Jews. He loves them so much he preaches about them in his sermons.
But hush. Shh. No mentioning "black", you racists. We just love Obama and we don't know why!!!
Liberals crapping on liberals.
This is more exciting than a 15-car pileup on Hwy 99 in the Central Valley fog.
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!
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