From Jack Hoff's "This Just In...!"
Labels: AD40, jack hoff, stuart waldman
This is the city: Los Angeles, California. I work here. I'm an ex-mayor. Los Angeles is a magnet for people from all over the world. Some of them run for public office. Inevitably some of them stray from the golden rule and rule for those that have the gold. That's when I go to work. My name is Yorty. I'm a dead pol.
22 Comments:
Anonymous said:
Jeez Jack! Those "Yng Dems" look to have one foot in the grave as we speak..
Anonymous said:
Wait a second, what about the other three who are running? Bob, Laurette and that secretive telephone guy?
Have they got any Dem endorsements? Would it be good if any get a rep endorsement?
Anonymous said:
Are you sure that isn't a photo of Jack Hoff and his buddies on their daily constitutional?
Anonymous said:
Is the guy who is running against Stuart a telephone repairman?
Anonymous said:
12:55 The photo is actually the Blogging Burros team, giving Red Spot spelling lessons.
Debbie said:
1:16 PM
Hey Moe! I resemble that remark! The noive!
xoxo
Anonymous said:
The one on the end if Jack Hoff.
Anonymous said:
Fucking awesome Jack. This is hilarious.
Red Spot in CD 14 said:
For the love of "SPOLLING"
Anonymous said:
Y'know, you guys are all gonna have to kiss Spot's ass once he starts posting "Red Spot's Taco The Town"...!
Anonymous said:
Y'know, you guys are all gonna have to kiss Spot's ass once he starts posting "Red Spot's Taco The Town"
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Jack,
Not to worry, sucking up and ass-kissing are my specialties, as long as I receive my much needed attention in exchange.
xoxoxoxo
Don BesaCulo
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Anonymous said:
What happened to the comment section on the latest Red Spot thread?
Anonymous said:
Zuma Dogg traded it for coffee.
Anonymous said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUbUBTlmAiA
Anonymous said:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jmLVRyaVG0
Anonymous said:
Due to popular demand, the JackHoff points are back!!
Sit down and enjoy!
12:50 -- fine work! 3 pts.
12:51 -- piling on, hidden messages, I like it! 2 pts.
12:55(1) -- The answer is "yes!" and "If we were living in LITHUANIA!" nice pop, 3 pts.
12:55(2) -- What, you don't like phones to work?? Siddown! 0 pts.
1:16 -- Making a nice run at the burros -- 3 pts.
VD -- easy 3, babe!
1:50 -- speech impediments aren't funny. Well, not that funny...1 pt.
1:51 -- (bows) Red roses for you... and 3 pts.
Spot -- takes shot at self and scores! Easy 3.
2:48 -- Fouled out. First, you can't spell your name the same way twice and secondly, you hit us with a dick joke...don't look at me, freshen up your act! 0 pts.
3:11 -- 311 looking for the 411...Saw that thread last night and it was funny -- at least 100 comments with Spot in a yadda yadda flame war. Probably got out of hand -- thanks for asking.
3:36 -- fires back with a dated Zuma reference, but landed a jab to set up a cross...2 pts.
5:55 -- What, did you JUST DISCOVER YOUTUBE??! Hahahahaha, boy, that's funny...Siddown with your flippin' lame link! 0 pts.
7:29 -- What, nothing on cable so you have to post ANOTHER LAME YOUTUBE VID?! Siddown! We don't care! Stop embarrassing yourself! 0 pts.
Thanks for playing, everybody!!
See you soon!
Anonymous said:
8:11 -- Blocked Shot --- The opposing team has already seen this exact play. Try a fake to the left, before going to the basket.
0 pts.
Anonymous said:
(sigh) Y'know, there are plenty of other playgrounds to play on....
Just try harder next time, that's all I ask.
Anonymous said:
What happened to the comment section on the latest Red Spot thread?
Some animal nuts got their hands on it and posted that they were sending it to the L.A. Times, L.A. Weekly and Delgadillo's office. No idea why.
Anonymous said:
Jack Hoff is the star of this blog. Everyone has to check in to read his attention-topping analysis. He's the talk of the town and he has to comment on the comments because of popular demand. I think Jack Hoff is exactly what millions of people have been waiting for.
Anonymous said:
Thanks, Mom!
Anonymous said:
It looks like Jack Hoff is getting plenty of jerking on this blog.
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