To Do List of a 3rd/4th Floor Staffer
- Stop at Starbucks.
- Get to the office.
- Say hi to cute guy/girl down the hall.
- Text my BFF.
- Read Mayor Sam.
- Wake up when my boss arrives.
- Dream of new taxes.
- Spin on Mayor Sam.
- Wander the hallway hoping to see cute guy/girl down the hall.
- Praise my boss.
- Check out MySpace.
- Insult Zuma Dogg on Mayor Sam.
- Scan the Daily News for my name or my boss' name.
- Lunch at Pacific Dining Car.
- Read nasty comments about my boss on Mayor Sam, spin as fast as I can.
- Get bored, read a few constituent complaints.
- Read Mayor Sam, look for my name.
- IM the cute guy/girl.
- Tell Mayor Sam to go to Iowa.
- Head to LA Chamber sake tasting event at New Otani; hope cute guy/girl will be there.
- Text my BFF.
- Set up my exploratory campaign committee.
- Eat dinner.
- Insult Zuma Dogg on Mayor Sam.
- Go to bed.
Posted by Mayor Sam @ 10/04/2007 11:43:00 AM
26 Comments:
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Do you clowns really think there are hundreds of city staffers reading this blog?
I thought Zuma was the only self-promoting fool who has a skewed view od his self worth and importance.
But I see it applies to the other cry-baby losers on this blog.
Hey,
Who hacked my Blackberry?
The inter workings of the "THIRD FLOOR SPIN CHAMBER".
12pm
sadly, to admit
yes
12:00 PM just completed step 12. Have a great lunch at Pacific Dining Car and we'll talk to you soon OK? Buh-bye.
The 20 steps for becoming a great Mayor Sam’s blog contributor.
01) Take a shower if it’s been more than a month since my last shower.
02) Get to the refrigerator and look for leftover pizza for breakfast
03) Wish and dream about knowing any girl.
04) Scan the Los Angeles times and Daily news for stories.
05) Post same stories from Los Angeles times on this insignificant blog.
06) Post my own unconfirmed or un-investigated story about the Mayor, Huizar, Reyes or any city council member.
07) Post some rants about Mexican illegal aliens (I hate when others have a better life than mine.)
08) Read nasty comments about Zuma who acts a fool at City Council meetings.
09) Go eat lunch at Taco Bell.
10) Get ignored once again by cute 18yr old at Taco Bell. I.M. paid internet live-cam stripper.
11) Praise Zuma and my fellow Mayor Sam’s blog losers.
12) Listen to the John and Ken Show.
13) Tell the Midget Mexican Mayor to go to Mexico. Don’t forget to take Huizar and Reyes.
14) Post story from the John and Ken show
15) Get bored and dream about actually knowing a cute girl.
16) Read the three or four comments on my quickly failing blog.
17) Call Pizza-Hut to deliver my dinner.
18) Insult the Midget Mexican mayor, Huizar, Reyes and the city council.
19) Watch the Bill O'Reilly show.
20) Go to bed and dream about knowing any girl.
I would like to go on record as saying only SOME of those (12:36pm) things were about me!
Some of them were about OTHER people, too...you know.
12:36
3RD FLOOR STAFFER JUST DID#12 ON THE LIST!
MAN ZUMA YOU ARE RIGHT ON WITH THESE FOOLS AND THERE DAILY SCHEDULE!!
wish i came up with it, but mayor sam posted it. (ha ha, sam. zd got credit, y'all! yeah, yeah!)
Wonder which of those pertain to the "INSTITUTE" ?
#5 was ment for the "WWG".
Oh how true. They sit there most of the day trying to figure what they can buy a new toy. They are doing "research". Thats why they are alway too busy to answer any calls to Reyes. Huizar is down to two people who know whats happening and the rest are "learning". Yet they all have time to read Mayor Sam and do "research".
Mayor Sam,
I am a staffer on the 3rd floor, I do spend part of my day reading your blog, it is funnier than anything else on the internet. You have an unbathed Dogg who dances and sings, readers who mostly post comments about the midget mayor affair, where else can you find such comedy.
Later in the day I will be at the Otani hotel with a very hot looking young latina who was appointed by the Mayor as a favor to a major contributor. I will be using my city credit card to pay for a very nice suite. I will write you tomorrow and tell you a great time I had.
If you got off your fat ass you could join the Los Angeles gravy-train, but I see you are just an unhappy overweight clown.
I will send Zuma some nice inside gossip so he can have something to keep him occupied, since he does not have job.
We have to read Mayor Sam. We are expected to report on all blogs at our weekly staff meetings although we have never been told to comment or not. I don't. I'm looking at the cute guy down the hall often though and I really do text my BF. The pay is good.
I assume that people in offices all over the city are reading some kind of blogs a few times a day. Realtors have real estate blogs. Bankers have boring banking blogs. People who work in city hall have political blogs. All of them gossip. Mayor Sam is ours and there has been occasions where I've gotten information that turned out to be true.
Brag on 3:03. You have no way of knowing that hot, young Latina will do anything more than go across the street to the Otani for a drink, not a room. Keep on dreaming.
This is what the cheating Mayor V has brought to the LAPD. He forced this deputy chief to follow his lead.
http://www.dailybreeze.com/news/regstate/articles/10225316.html
Jury awards LAPD detective $1 million in demotion case
By The Associated Press
A jury awarded more than $1million in damages Wednesday to a police detective who claimed she was wrongly demoted for complaining about alleged sexual misconduct by her boss.
The jury deliberated for several hours before finding that the Police Department retaliated against Ya-May Christle for complaining about former Deputy Chief Michael Berkow.
3:03pm,
YOU really DO know how to tourture me. I wish I was at the Otani hotel. Political gossip...WOW...I'm really having the last laugh, aren't I. (Un-lol...)
Me too! I'm SO jealous of you and your latina and your exciting life that I don't have. Cruel world!!
Yup clowncil staffers read Mayor Sam and have admitted to us at many events. They laugh when we tell them what's up with their moron bosses. One in particular loves that we slam his boss cause he says he treats all his employees mean and expects people to jump like he's a rock star or someone special. He would leave but needs the pennies they pay and it will look good on his resume. So Zuma and Mayor Sam keep up the good work
What a crap list! I call BS!
Everyone knows that Myspace is like the ONE webpage that city ITA software blocks.
Anyway, the ratio of cute women at city hall is like 100 fuglies:1 sort of cutie. I mean, who looks decent and strives for civil service employment?
As for what cuties want to strive for civil service work; Delgadillo married his staffer, and now she gets to bang up cars at city expense without doing anything at all, except run some sort of business that she forgot to take out a business license for. Don't think there's much hope of this happening for the current crop of employees down there, none of the ones playing around are going to marry any of them. So too bad for you, zuma, that dogg ain't going to hunt so you're stuck with your mate matt. Especially now that you've blown the cover off your secret love affair with Huizee.
12:36 = mayor & staffers. No surprise there!
Mayor Sam prooved it ...
all those staffers do is sit on the coputer and jack off all day
Yes I am also a staffer from city hall and spend all day reading this blog it is talked about every minute of every day.
ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN are having a biding war to hire the staff of Mayor Sam's blog. I got this from our wire-tap of Zuma Dogg's phone yea, yea, hoody-hoo. I even know what Zuma is eating while hiding in the mid-west. That's right folks we are watching you just as you are watching us yea, yea, hoody-hoo.
Wait a minute guys, your schedules are soooooooo sexist. I mean, c'mon, troll for girls? No, someone needs to post the FEMALE council staff's schedule.
8:30 AM - Try to wear something nice, way beyond means as council staffer.
8:45 AM - Crap it's hard. Politics is, after all, acting for ugly people.
9:00 AM - Settle on "smart" pantsuit that makes ass look good. Have to shake it, you know!
9:30 AM - Roll into work, expensive, environmentally unfriendly coffee in hand.
9:45 AM - See 9:00 am. Shake said ass for lascivious, under-educated, over-egoed, sleazy, cheasy, boss.
10:00 AM - Make copies. Wonder how the heck I ended up working for this guy.
10:15 AM - Read Mayor Sam.
11:00 AM - Kiss boss's ass some more. Use that harem effect big guy!
Noon - Lunch with slick lobbyist who wants to get in pants.
1:00 PM - Read Mayor Sam.
2:00 PM - Wonder what I should do tonight. Wonder which politico I can sleep with? Wonder how Mirthala ended up hitting the Latino Trifecta.
3:00 PM - Called into bosses' office again. Kowtow (yet again) to his "God Complex." Shake that ass, knowing which side bread is buttered!
4:00 PM - Bitchily handle constituent service request. Don't they know I'm like, busy?
4:30 PM - Wonder again how the heck such a stupid, bloated, sleazy, uneducated cretin won elective office?
4:35 PM - Remember suddenly the Voting Rights Act. AH! It all makes sense!
4:45 PM - Read Mayor Sam.
4:59 PM - Quitting time!
I would personally spend lots of time doing #3, 9 and 18 and screw everything else. =P
Is 830 a Zine staffer?
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