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Monday, March 26, 2007

Mayor Sam's Hotsheet for Monday

Councilman Jose Huizar is headed off to his alma mater Princeton to deliver a lecture entitled "Planning in Los Angeles: Building Schools, Constructing Housing and Revitalizing the L.A. River"

Just like Zuma Dogg, Digital Hairshirt takes Council President Eric Garcetti to task for urging a boycott of the LAX Hilton. Of course, Eric is doing the bidding of union leaders who think working as a hotel janitor is a career and not an entry level job.

The City Council voted Friday to ban smoking from outdoors in city parks. However, a lefty leaning environmental blog correctly notes that the Council considered financial reasons in exempting city owned golf courses (even those in parks) from the ban. Golfers who smoke might patronize other courses. So if you're poor and can only afford to go a park, you can't smoke, but if you're well heeled enough to play golf, puff away.

City Council President Eric Garcetti often asks Zuma Dogg and other public commenteers to only address issues directly under the City's jurisdiction. However, when it comes to the Council making its opinions known, they're wanton to comment on matters far outside their jurisdiction: in this case the Federal "Patriot Act."

"It's a great day in the City of Los Ann-e-les!" Tom LeBong introduces yet another designer LA community, this time, it's Brookside, somewhere in LA that is probably too close to some other well known neighborhood that probably isn't upscale enough for the nearby villagers. Further information is available from CityNerd (isn't he really you Zach?).

Robert Andrade has been given the permanent post as the General Manager for El Pueblo, home of Olvera Street and the birthplace of Los Angeles. I didn't know that San Diego means "whale's vagina."

CSU faculty members and administrators for the University have come to an agreement to extend the current contract and negotiations, averting a strike for now. Mayor Sam broke this story last week. In other labor news, however, it looks like grocery workers may strike Albertson's markets.


Blogger Red Spot in CD 14 said:


March 25, 2007 10:23 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Help us get rid of Hertzberg's mug!

March 25, 2007 11:09 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

That's really funny that Huizar is going to Princeton to talk about building schools. HE was prez of LAUSD for 4 years yet failed to have a new school built for the 2nd most overcrowded school in his district. Now its finally being built but not because of him.

March 26, 2007 7:20 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


Do you really think that it takes less than 4 years to build a new school? If so...you know nothing about public education.

March 26, 2007 7:49 AM  

Anonymous Matt Dowd said:

This council is a joke: no smoking now in offices, bars, shops, the beach, within 20 ft of a public building,public parks, soon inside a car with kids.....
Matt Dowd says: if smoking is so bad, just ban cigarrettes, like you do fireworks, prostitution and crack cocaine (oh yeah, incense too).
oh wait...Mayor Sam is right, where theres money, taxes involved, we'll be massive hypocrites and still allow tobacco companies to pedal their filth to the dependents.

was that the CLA I saw puffing on a ciggy out in City Hall forecourt? wow, CLA means Chief Legal Analyst, begs question, how good can he be if he can't even analyze the surgeon general warning on the pack!

here's some videos of the anti immigration march, Ted Hayes and Co from downtown on Sunday.
Shot by Venice Beach 'fireman' Tony Vera.

March 26, 2007 8:11 AM  

Anonymous Matt Dowd said:

best thing about the videos, theyre shot by a fanatic cameraman, not a politician or activist, and the editing is innocently amusing. completely unbiased.
I like how he gets David hernandez spelling his own name, then gets cut. classic.

March 26, 2007 8:58 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

i heard huizzy (courtesy of javila and the new alvin parra aka hcasas) had a firefest in his field offices this past thursday. gone are a few of his staffers. whats messed up is that he demoted his former eagle rock district office coordinator (and campaign field coordinator) frank aguirre from district office coordinator to field deputy after helping helping huizy to a 64 to 29 win over homer. what a way to repay your loyal staff.

March 26, 2007 9:22 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Paul Vizcaino also got demoted to Boyle Heights, he's a joke

March 26, 2007 12:31 PM  

Anonymous Captain Jack Sparrow said:

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen (removes hat and bows low):

Sots, do you know what an SIC Code is? If you do, then perhaps you know what Primary SIC Code number 738922 is. And what does this have to do with Don Jose? Ask the Jose Huizar whose business address is 200 N. Spring Street, Los Angeles, CA 90012 and whose Primary SIC code is 738922. After all, most of the well-to-do executives come from Princeton, do they not? Oh bugger, I thought they came from The Anderson School, but then again what would I, an Oxford grad, know about business, savvy?

Our Don Jose is indeed qualified to speak about building schools since he is STILL an executive with the LAUSD Administration Building Finance Corporation.

Say, have any of you sots checked the strings on Don Jose's Golden Parachute as of late?

March 26, 2007 1:30 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

There are new constructions of buildings bigger then the new high school so your answer moron is yes a new school could have been built during the time Jose was school board prez.

March 26, 2007 1:32 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

738922 What? He's a float decorator?

March 26, 2007 3:01 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:


Wan to reduce the amount of time it takes to get a school construction project built?

Easy! Implement Deming's 14 Points. If for no other reason, you can make more profit off the construction if you can build them more quickly.
(From inital idea to first drop-out.)

March 26, 2007 3:03 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

WHALES VAGINa, so San Diego is now the name for WALES VAGINa, and you call yourself Mayor Sam. I knew Mayor Sam, and you're no Mayor

And this smoking bullshita, applies to your commie insense also,you venice beach hippies.

Anyhone with a brain on his ass knows a cigar is as much a part of politics as a glass full of whiskey.

March 26, 2007 4:14 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

smoking banned , HA,

not until they pry my Cigar from my cold, clammy hand, this is America not Mezsico.

March 26, 2007 4:16 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

I'll still continue to blaze-it-up in public places, because I am a card carrying Prop. 215 patient.

No cop would write ZD a ticket for smoking a blunt anywhere he wants in the City, cause I AM BIG ZD -- and they know my smoking helps keep me paranoid -- and that's good when churning out speculation! PLUS, any court would throw out a "ZD smoking a blunt" ticket -- cause I am able to infiltrate the court system, like "false claims act" opponents are able to infiltrate the supreme court, speculatively.

SO BLAZE IT UP, Y'ALL IF YOU GOT A PROP. 215 CARD -- AND LET THEM GIVE YOU A TICKET. THE JUDGE WILL OVERTURN IT. They'll only enforce it for tabacoo cigarettes -- cause they won't want the added hassle weed smoking would cause.

Hooooody hooooooooooo!

(That would be a good segment for my reality show. See how many blunts ZD can blaze in a public park, before the police try to write ZD a ticket for smoking, only to leave him with only a warning when they find out it was only weed, instead of tobacco.) Anyone know of a good park, with lots of people...Oh, I know...how about Griffith Park. I hear it's very well lit at night, and there's something shady as hell regarding the observery.

March 26, 2007 5:16 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

How embarrassing that Zuma says he speaks for the people and he's a dope head. Anyone who needs dope to go through life is a total loser. People who need to use drugs for anything other then medicinal purposes are losers in life. I think the dope you're smoking Zuma is deleting your brain cells. Now it all makes sense!!

March 26, 2007 6:25 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:


Wow! You got me.

March 26, 2007 7:57 PM  

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