OUTTAKES FROM THE "PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF LOS ANGELES"

"L.A. CHURCH IN FOREFRONT OF SANCTUARY MOVEMENT"
Sanctuary movement is back in vogue. I want to announce now a "SANCTUARY MOVEMENT" for the "MIDDLE-CLASS TAX PAYERS" and "BUSINESSES". This is to offer protection from the those "SOCIALIST CLOWNS" in City Hall.

"SHOWDOWN OVER AIR RIGHTS AT CITY HALL"
When did the very air we breath become a "TAXABLE COMMODITY"? Why don't we cede them the "HOT AIR RIGHTS" around City Hall for the lobbyists to fight over ?

"MARCH AGAINST THE RAIDS SET FOR MARCH 25"
Flyer's are being circulated around various neighborhoods promoting "NINGUN SER HUMANO ES ILEGAL". These activists plan on forming a "HUMAN CIRCLE" around the Federal Building as a protest against raids and deportations. What about then walking over to City Hall to form a "HUMAN RING OF PROTECTION" from the actions of the "CLOWNCIL 15

"HIS POLLONESS AND THE FELLOW TRAVELERS"
Our mayor and a "BUNCH OF HANDS" are on their way to Washington D.C. to ask for more of your federal tax dollors to swander, err, improve your quality of life in our "PEOPLE'S PARADISE". No word if "HIS POLLONESS" had only a "ONE-WAY TICKET". "QUOTE OF THE WEEK" goes to Kris Vosburge, executive director of the Howard Jarvis Taypayer Assn. in regards to the mayors staff, "MOST PEOPLE WHO TRAVEL WITH THAT MUCH STAFF ARE ADDRESS AS MR. PRESIDENT or YOUR HIGHNESS". Or don't forget "HIS POLLONESS".