ANNOUNCEMENT FOR MAYOR PRO TEM ZUMA DOGG: City of Los Angeles Is OPEN For Convention & Tourism Business Despite President's Garcetti's Bad PR Memo
Since Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa feels the best place to manage the City, is from everywhere else OUTSIDE the City (he's out of town, a-gain), Zuma Dogg has declared an emergency ordinance proclaiming him Mayor Pro Tem (replacing Council President, the Honorable Eric Garcetti), since the current Mayor Pro Tem's Rhodes Scholar education, seems to have failed him in the area of "thinking before you speak." (Don't they teach that in the Ivy Leauges?)
SO CURRENT MAYOR PRO TEM, AND THE NEXT MAYOR OF LOS ANELES, ZUMA DOGG IS HERE TO ANNOUNCE TO THE BUSINESS AND TOURISM COMMUNITY, ON BEHALF OF "ABSENTEE ANTIONIO":
Although the City of Los Angeles continues to operate in violation of international protocol and standards by ignoring methods for management of quality and productivity; and although the City of Los Angeles continues to operate in violation of their own Charter Law regarding condo-conversions, which continues to destory the socio-economic integrity of the community (middle class is getting reamed, and pushed out of town); gridlock traffic conditions this policy has caused; overcrowded classrooms failing to producer high-quality job candidates; and overall BAD planning, because when construction campaign contributions are the ONLY factors you consider in the plan, the City becomes an un-liveable, un-operable mess, that ends up having to raise and raise and raise taxes to support all your Eli Broad, Richard Riordan, Villaraigosa screw-ups --
THE CITY IS STILL OPEN FOR YOUR CONVENTION AND TOURISM BUSINESS! So, if you have a major convention, and want to host in this part of the continent -- MAY MAYOR PRO TEM ZUMA DOGG SUGGESTS HOLDING IT HERE, RIGHT HERE, in the international jewel of a City, Los Angeles, California (of the Southern NAFTA region). We have hotels, staffed with happy employees, eager to server, just minutes from the airport. So you don't even have to leave the area, and drive through gridlock traffic, only to be greeted by agressive downtown skid-row panhandlers -- because although they built all that stuff Downtown, they forgot to address the homeless issue first, so now they are more intermingled, than multiple items on a single Council ballot measure.
And tourists...be sure and stop by Venice Beach. It's close to the airport, and you can buy all the handmade jewelry, incense, sage, Zuma Dogg shirts, Shea Butter and ANYTHING YOU WANT...
It's all for sale on the BEACH SIDE of the boardwalk. AND IT'S and really, really cheap. Because the vendors on the beach side don't have to pay rent, or taxes, so they can sell you a concert shirt for $5.00, or a pack of incense for a dollar...AND THE POLICE WILL NOT ENFORCE THE ORIDINACE BANNING SUCH SALES, because Chief Bratton doesn't want to cost the taxpayers millions and millions in lawsuits -- just cause Bill Rosendoh, Shadyragossa, and Garshmetti have some contributions to accept and $1.5 million condos to build.
SO TRY AND IGNORE THE LOS ANGELES CITY COUNCILS' PRESIDENT COMMENTS -- THE WAY HE IGNORES EVERYONE ELSES" COMMENTS THAT AREN'T CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION RELATED.
Unlike Mayor Pro Tem Garcetti, Mayor Pro Temp Zuma Dogg will not drive your convention business to Las Vegas, because all you want is hotel and convention space CLOSE to the airport, so as to keep travel and expenses down. HE WILL LET YOU SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT (AS PROTECTED UNDER THE FIRST AMENDMENT), WON'T IMPOSE FALSE LOCAL ORDINANCES OVER STATE AND FEDERAL LAW, WILL NOT TURN IN INAPPROPRIATE EXPENSE REPORTS WITH QUESTIONABLE PEOPLE, AND WILL NOT DESTROY THE CITY WITH RAMPANT CONDO-CONVERSIONS IN VIOLATION OF CITY CHARTER -- AND I WON'T DRIVE THE MIDDLE CLASS OUT TO INLAND EMPIRE, JUST BECAUSE THERE IS A CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION TO BE COLLECTED IN THE TRANSACTION.
But most of all, by staying near the airport and out of Downtown LA, you just may avoid something much more damaging to the reputation of the City than even Skid Row -- it's called "Jan Perry." And a day without Jan and her misguided agenda, is "TRULY a GREAT DAY for your convention and tourism business in the City of Los Aneles!"
* And thanks to Mayor Antonio Viagraosa and Los Angeles Shady Council for rubbing Aladdin's Lamp, and unleashing the Zuma Dogg who was quietly bottled up inside, and selling Tshirts and not bothering anyone at Venice Beach. But those insecure, greedy, gentrifying, lying, fraud, waste and abusing sunsabitches couldn't let a sleeping dogg sleep.
YOURS IN ABLAZEMENT, NOT ABATEMENT,
Reality Show Producer Magnet
(Get ready for bigger cameras!)
In the meantime, I can think of no finer day to hit the button, y;all...
[I'll send you a 2 hour ZD DVD, CD of original songs/radio calls, plus signed ZD custom greeting card with every $19.00 donation on 3/26-3/27/07. Plus, you'll be helping support the hungry and stuck with no gas activist.]