"Brand New Hollenbeck Police Station in Boyle Heights"
Hola!!, err, Hello CD 14 constituents,
This Saturday at 6 p.m., please join "me"
, you know, your all-time favorite Councilman,
LAPD Chief William Bratton, mi Papi
Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, former Chief of Staff Henry Casas, if he gets by my "F$#&in lo-jacking staffers",
Councilmember Ed Reyes, Capt. Anita Ortega, 80 FAKE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCHES
and my favorite connected non-profits, on the clock of course
at the official Grand Opening for the new Hollenbeck Police Station
, a stunning 54,000-square-foot state-of-the-art facility that will house more than 282 patrol officers, detectives and support staff (Rick ghost wrote that for "ME" as always, like my blog posts).
The new police station is just one of a number of improvements we’re working on in Boyle Heights and taking credit for, Papi Villar taught me that!!
– (Next up, The East Side Gold Line Extension
!) Please bring friends, family and remember to offer praises to "ME",
Saturday as we celebrate and this great new community police station, which includes an outside area where people can gather or sit, and read a book but not utter a bad word about your all-time favorite Councilman, "ME".
It’s really an awesome addition to our community. Especially when I, ahh, "ME", is there
. Is that in third person??
When: 6 p.m., Saturday, Sept. 19, 2009
Where: Hollenbeck Area Community Police Station 2111 East First Street (at Chicago)
Info: Councilmember Huizar’s Boyle Heights Office (323) 526-3059
CD 14 DISCLAIMER AS CRAFTED BY "ME":
Any public utterances that cast "ME" in a negative light during the course of this event, will result in some or all of the following; No return phone calls by my latest group of staffers to your community concerns, err, that happens already. No Turkey vouchers for your family with a glossy photo of "ME". If you are employed by one of my "connected non-profits", you get no toys from "ME", "HUIZZY CLAUS" ("ME" loves how "HUIZZY CLAUS" sounds, like "Huizar's Winter Wonderland"). No "Huevos with Huizzy" with "ME" ..........., and if you really speak badly of your all-time favorite Councilman, "ME", then I'll demand that the 282 people who respond to commands from "ME", remove you from where "ME" is, remember that Elena Popp??
As always your positive praises of "ME" is appreciated.
** Pre event update from "ME": BTW, you know that I will still be your all-time favorite Councilman in 2011 right?? (Parke may need to help me with that.)
** Pre event update # 2 from "ME": I did say that your positive praises for my vision in rebuilding Hollenback was greatly appreciated?? (Maybe Parke will post a brief comment like "The poor immigrant child from Zacetecas, who through the love of his Mother, becomes the visionary that will lead CD 14 into the future," for a small payment from my Officeholder Account??)
Link here for Los Angeles Times story.
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