Mayor Sam's Hotsheet for Thursday
Bad news for Walter Moore and Mayor Villaraigosa but great news for the blogs: Zuma Dogg has qualified for the Mayoral ballot in Los Angeles' 2009 primary. Zuma told me he is serious about the campaign and plans to be wherever he can take his message. Say what you want about Zuma, but recently the activist/blogger posted what I feel is the most cogent, thoughtful and well put together argument I've seen yet from a Mayoral candidate.The latest meeting of Ron Kaye's Saving LA Project will be Saturday 1:30 p.m., Dec. 6, at the Hollywood Community Center,6501 Fountain Ave., Hollywood. Perhaps they will discuss the elephant issue and adopt the position above.
Imagine a product that is so well built that it exceeds it's expected lifespan by ten times or more which makes it difficult for it's manufacturer to sell new models. No we're not talking about American or even foreign cars but good old fashioned American built satellites. Southern California based Boeing amazingly is still running communications satellites orbiting the Earth, that were built in the sixties and anticipated to be good for about three years. The extended life of these machines has led to Boeing only selling one of the birds so far this year.
Britney Spears is looking for a boyfriend and has gone on television to make her plea. "When I really love somebody, I give my all. I can't get enough. I need to be around them all the time. It's just the best feeling in the world," said the pop diva in a recent documentary.
Labels: 2009 mayoral election, billy the elephant, boeing, britney spears, mayor antonio villaraigosa, Ron Kaye, saving los angeles project, walter moore, zuma dogg
Posted by Michael Higby @ 12/04/2008 04:00:00 AM
11 Comments:
Lil' Weezy will make up for it next year. Keep an eye out for Huizar's El Grito.
Britney Spears should hook up with Zuma Dogg, this would provide Zuma with an overwhelming amount of free publicity for his Mayoral bid.
And once Zuma is elected Mayor, Zuma will not be accused of mooching from Britney, Britney neeeds a man with a promising career such as the Mayor of the second largest city in the country.
Britney and Zuma Dogg would be a couple who would benefit from each other , imagine Zuma Dogg recording Britney singing in the bath and then posting it on YouTube.
It would be great to see Mayor Zuma Dogg and Britney Spears at the Grammy's being protected by Mayor Zuma's LAPD security detail.
Zuma Dogg and Britney Spears
xoxoxoxoxo
8:51am,
If only! That WOULD be a ZD dream scenario. Don't tease me like that with false hope. I have always wondered if she has seen my public access show in malibu that ran seven days a week, for years.
Why the [BLEEP] were not the:
80 FAKE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCHES
... originally branded as "Tony Villar's CAMPAIGN WONDERLAND" back when we had the chance? They were every bit as real as SANTA, and AV's almost as tall as most of Kris Kingle's elves.
[BLEEP, BLEEP, and double-BLEEP]
Another lost opportunity to win a "Pollie" Award. Wasn't it bad enough we had that "ADV©" nutcase running around for all those months with the trademarked ID.
I blame ACE!
The Mayor is nervous about Zuma running because goofier things have happened.
Zuma could become a media wildfire that would be hard to put out.
Expect much spin.
Good afternoon ladies and gents (bows gracefully with flourish)...
Indeed sots His Nibbs along with Lord Blackhombre have found themselves in a bit of kerfizzle with the certification of Zuma lad.
The bigger kerfizzle however might not so much involve Zuma lad sots but a certain raven haired beauty who knows that dead men tell no tales.
Say 'savvy' if you 'savvy.'
Savvy?
Cap'n, you mean Mirthala is coming after Zuma?
No sh*t!
Savvy? Bullcrap!
By now, anyone who actually wastes time reading any of Cap'n Jerkoffs posts here knows that not only do WE not have any way of knowing what the hell he's blabbering about. . .
NEITHER does he! (OOW, OOW, OOW, you mean there's maybe ANOTHER Latina in L.A. that had an ILLICIT affair once upon a time with ANTONIO VILLARAIGOSA, and she hasn't spoken out about it yet? And that NEW revelation could RUIN his political career??)
What's that number up to now, HALF the female population of CD14, and one-tenth of most other border states?
Unless this brunette has photos of AV doing a "raven-haired" L.A. ZOO animal, there's NO story here. (Move it along, people).
Sheee-ite, Sailor Skippy, this don't even fall within the category of "no duh!" It's more under the BROAD umbrella of "50 core facts every Angeleno already knows is true."
Like Clay Akins is gay, Britney Spears is trailer trash -- bound for another meltdown, and Barack Obama got nearly all Black votes.
I'll make it SIMPLE -- AV did, does, and will continue to do.
As long as it's still hanging between his legs, there's nothing new to learn about THAT!
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen (removes hat and bows low with flourish):
What? Call bullpatties on me? Fie, sirrah! I think not. (Pokes sot with stick) I would remind you WHO the person was that, if you will, let it slip that someone whom we all know, but do not exactly love, had tickets to the Superbowl in Miami. You did not see fit to call me a liar then, savvy? Nor did you care to call me a liar after the mention of the goings on in Glassell Park (in re Dirt Burnell and Old Man Johnson). (Sighs) I suppose if I were to say that as of 9:00am this morning, there was a black hopped-up Chrysler with Nevada license plates parked in front of a certain Mt. Washington residence that only days before was swarming with lads from the City's Information and Technology Department, that you would also call me a liar? (Crew shakes head in the negative) (Brushes dirt of arms of coat) I didn't think so.
Oh, and a quick word to our chum Lord Blackhombre.....Got a call from one of the 'Frisco pirates we did. Your haole face is requested to be seen on Friday for tea at the ranch on Molokai, along with them that have the beans to spill, savvy?
Who among you finds it tiring to read the sludge posted here by the Lord Blackhombre, the Hillary deckhand or the lad in his underwear? How many ways can one try to churn the rancid milk of His Nibbs into something assumed to be pure cream?
If you're with me, give a huzzah! Huzzah!
Huzzah!
VBG
If you can't have fun with this stuff, why even bother?
Okay, so let's be clear, Capt. Crud.
You're a liar - not that anyone can really tell, because your shit MAKES NO SENSE!
Oh, and your wrong in any respect.
And, you're a useless wannabe.
Savvy, idiot?
-- 5:40, back again.
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