A Tony Villar Haiku
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Submitted by a reader:Mayor V cheated.
Never here, seeking next job.
Not good for LA.
Labels: haiku, mayor antonio villaraigosa
Posted by Michael Higby @ 7/13/2008 07:54:00 PM
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Submitted by a reader:Mayor V cheated.
Never here, seeking next job.
Not good for LA.
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34 Comments:
Mayor V cheated
Who cares, it doesn't matter
He will still be Mayor
Mayor V cheated
wife knew before mayor win
Still good for city
Mayor V cheated
However nobody cares
He will win again
We love the mayor
Jimmy Blackman is the best
The mayor will win
I love the mayor
He gets more done than you say
There's no better choice
Your racism sucks
You are not credible
The hating must stop
Walter Moore is weird
He will never be mayor
He should give it up
The shame of it all
no one with guts to run against
him, he wins race.
Nothing accomplished
and a public affair, yet
no major challenge.
Tony is a whore.
If L.A. had Africans,
he'd sport Dashikis.
Not very clever
Once relevant, now we're just
KFI racists
Dreaming at night
my thoughts turn to hopes of
Caruso Caruso.
Caruso Caruso
Celine Dion Forever
Always and Everywhere
Michael Trujillo
Likes to spin but will not win
Fucking stupid clown
Antonio Villar
Coming to end of the road
Mirthala long gone
HEY IDIOT.... YOU CANNOT BLEED THE 5-7-5 PATTERN.
LOOK @ YOUR UMPTEENTH EFFORT AT 10:42.
You are a scared city haller.
EMASCULATING.
RED SILK ON L.A. MAYOR.
NOW DIVORCED FROM WIFE.
Who is worse than Hahn?
He who pushes the race card.
Like Jimmy Blackman.
Don Quixote
riding on a donkey
who's the ass?
Villar loves young boys
Because it makes him feel tall
Needs lifts for his shoes
what a great photo! it should also be used for the caption contest because that little kid is running away from "Uncle Antonio."
I have to ask this question in case anyone knows. But is Villaraigosa gay?
I'm not saying he is. There's just a whole lot about him that suggests so. If not gay, then bi. Something weird about him.
A Haiku is a set meter of five-seven-five;
Who are these idiots??
Send them over to ZD.
Villaraigosa
still as potent today as
As Sam dreams he is
The 7 comments at 9:28 to 9:39 are by the same pendejo, try waiting a few more minutes before posting the same 7 coments. Who is the old fool who has to post 7 times to try and make it seem like differnt people. I wonder if it's that same fool who never posts a comment under another name.
These posts goes to show the idiots who support the Mayor. Once his baggage comes out, you know the baggage we all know about yet the media is failing to report he's done like a turkey. No way people will vote for a sorry excuse of a politican who only knows how to raise taxes. Doesn't have a brain.
Like the village harlot
He dons the cheap, tight, red--
For fleeting friendship...
I can't believe how many of you IDIOTS don't know how to do a haiku.
It's 5 words
Then 7 words
Then 5 words
EACH of the lines has to be a COMPLETE thought. The lines can't bleed into one another, and you can't fill up the end of a line with crap filler like, yo or yeah.
They teach this is second grade, at least where I went to school. You should be able to do it, regardless of your view.
8:51 am -
glass houses suck, huh?
it's five SYLLABLES, next line
seven, next line five.
Yes, you're right...five SYLLABLES.
So go now and explain to your city hall cholo bosses who are afraid of losing their jobs what a syllable is.
Start with the "ah....um....ah" mayor with the half open mouthed grin.
Oops sorry/ correction:
Donald Quixote = 5 syllables
Was seen riding a donkey =7 sylls
Wherein lies the ass? =5 syllables
Villaraigosa is hard to find
He travels the world for Los Angeles
I don't believe him anymore
It's 5 words
Then 7 words
Then 5 words
Actually I did the first 7 posts. They came to me in a second and I was just fucking with you all. I never insinuated it was more than one person. I simply flipped them out and laughed. I see I made only one error.
Sorry, I always learned syllables, not words, but I'll Google that.
Syl-lab-les.
No need to Google.
I just remember it's gotta be a total of 17 syllables. And haiku is a Japanese form of poetry, not Chinese, so technically this whole exercise is N/A, cuz the mayor's wearing a Chinese jacket. Two minutes before he addressed the local Chinatown crowd on Chinese New Year, one of his 22 assistants probably said:"Mr. Mayor! You should be wearing something 'Chinese-y!'" "Yeah!" says Villar. "Gimme something Chinese- a kimono, ANYTHING!" The dutiful assistant dashes into the nearest souvenir shop, grabs the red monstrosity and Villar puts it on OVER his suit jacket as a tongue-in-cheek concession to the culture, packaging creases and all.
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