She's Got The Look!
Wednesday night usually retro TV network TV Land aired the finale of She's Got The Look, a modeling competition reality show for women over age 35.
After narrowing down the field from thousands to twenty to ten to just three, 45 year old Orange County soccer mom of five Tanya Hutchinson was chosen to sign a contract with Wilhelmina Models and do a photo shoot with Self Magazine.
With the current round of competition over, TV Land is planning another series. Women 35 and over are invited to audition. Whom amongst the local political scene and/or cast of blog-LA-sphere characters should try out for the chance a glamorous modeling career? Post it here!
Labels: she's got the look, tv land
Posted by Michael Higby @ 7/10/2008 03:30:00 AM
13 Comments:
Ya won't be seeing Valley Doll here folks...
4:48 am
Girlfriend, please! Those Hot Mommas are waaay outta my league! I'm just a 4' 3", 200 lb hairy little troll with a unibrow and yes, I am missing one of my front teeth (gum disease, which has led to a horrible case of halitosis), and I am one Snickers Pie away from losing a foot to diabetes. Okay, I stole that last line from Homer Simpson. D'oh! :)
xoxo
It's no surprise that Mr. Higby spends his time watching model reality television.
Pass the lotion.
Tom Leykis has eight words for women to keep their men:
1. Long hair
2. Stay thin
3. Sex anytime
4. SHUT UP!
It looks like this woman follows at least three of these. Hopefully four.
I don't know what Valley Doll looks like, but she clearly hasn't mastered the "SHUT UP" part of Leykis 101.
Luv YUH
Luv YUH
Luv YUH
three of five of these messages are from bart reed and jack hoff
Whom amongst the local political scene and/or cast of blog-LA-sphere characters should try out for the chance a glamorous modeling career?
Charlotte Laws!
9:46 am: So THAT'S how it is!
xoxo
Mirthala
Corina
1:55 -- I was gonna say Corina, too. I think she's hot.
Now, back to the mysterious poster known as Luv YUH --
You know, I kept having this feeling all day that the Tom Leykis reference was ringing familiar. I couldn't put my finger on it till just right now!
I remember someone at the MayorSam Holiday Bash cornering me and boring me to death with stupid-ass Tom Leykis stories. But for the life of me, I'm having trouble remembering who that was!! And I remember at the time thinking, ugh, this guy actually listens to that two-bit, broke-ass wannabe Howard Stern? Pffft. Gawd... who was it?
Think Doll... think!
hmmm.....
::LIGHT BULB GOES ON::
Bahahahahaha!
Now I remember who it was! Oh my gawd sweet merciful bejeebus I REMEMBER WHO IT WAS!!! It was that asswipe who kept staring at my rack all freakin' night long. Or, as someone pointed out to me later -- with that wonky eye, he may have been staring me in the crotch at the same time.
That's hilarious! And pathetic. Sorry I never called after you gave me your card that night, Babe. It all makes perfect sense to me now.
LUV YUH!
::dissolves into fit of laughter::
Higy's hot for women in their 40's who have 5 kids. Like his "hottie" Alaskan Gov Palin he's always going on about.
OK, I'm for people realizing that women over 35/40 even 50 as some of the contestants were, can be hot -- but what's it got to do with anything but Higby's wet dreams? That, and Britney, his other one.
6:07 unlike the rest of us you don't get how Mayor Sam is really fucking with you.
9:20, "fucking with you?" How? No, we don't get why a heavy guy who can't get laid is hot for married women with 5 kids in their 40's and for Britney Spears and her entire family. Explain it, Dr. Freud -- we've got our own insights into the poster here meanwhile. And into you.
Are you Jack 'off?
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