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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

A Doll's Work Is Never Done

I've been asked by a very cute boy to remind you:

Mayor Sam's Election Night Party!
Tonight, February 5th, 2008!!
8:30 p.m.


Presidente Mexican Restaurant
11451 Sepulveda Blvd, Mission Hills, CA
Tel: (818) 365-7153


Oooh-la-la! It's going to be another fun night! See you there!

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9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said:

i heard Mayor Sam on the radio last night and he failed to mention my name but changed my mind i will be voting no on proposition s. that is if i could vote.

i'll also be serving bloomin onions with Michael Hunt at the Klan meeting in venice tonight.

February 05, 2008 8:16 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

8:30? What the heck happened to starting the party at 7, even if some are coming late?

Does the party not start until a particular person gets there?

Man, you're missing out on happy hour!

February 05, 2008 8:33 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I don't know this Valley Doll lady, but I am expecting her to post a recipe for chocolate chip cookies next.

February 05, 2008 9:25 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Good morning Valley Doll (tips hat):

We're here in Miami, having voted earlier by mail, if you will, to bring the Pearl back to Los Angeles. So while none from our crew will show, Captain Bonnet and his crew have agreed to go in our place as Toluca Lake is a short ways away from the party location, savvy?

February 05, 2008 9:26 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Congratulations, Mayor Sam -- your candidate, Fred Thompson, is poised for victory!

Go, Grampa Fred, go!

Dumbass.

February 05, 2008 9:27 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Mayor Sam and Valley Doll make sure Bart Reed doesn't double dip the chips and salsa.

February 05, 2008 9:31 AM  

Blogger Debbie said:

^^^^^
9:31 Heh. Thanks for the warning.

Captain Jack,

Sorry we won't see you, but Godspeed to you and your crew. I look forward to meeting Captain Bonnet and his crew, as the Doll and her friends are quite fond of you pirates.

(I know a certain elementary school librarian who enjoys reading your comments and who has adorned the tops of the shelves of our library with all manner of pirate books -- I'm tellin' ya ... the PTA Ladies Love the Pirates!)

xoxo

February 05, 2008 1:08 PM  

Blogger Debbie said:

light weight news said:
I don't know this Valley Doll lady, but I am expecting her to post a recipe for chocolate chip cookies next.

Would a recipe for fudge do?

(This one's for you, Zuma ... with lots and lots of love)

from the 1954 Alice B. Toklas Cook Book:

HASCHICH FUDGE

This is the food of paradise- 0f Baudelaire's Artificial Paradises: it might provide an entertaining refreshment for a Ladies' Bridge Club or a chapter meeting of the DAR. In Morocco it is thought to be good for warding off the common cold in damp winter weather and is, indeed, more effective if taken with large quantities of hot mint tea. Euphoria and brilliant storms of laughter; ecstatic reveries and extensions of one's personality on several simultaneous planes are to be complacently expected. Almost anything Saint Theresa did, you can do better if you can bear to be ravished by "un evenouissement reveille"

Take 1 teaspoon black peppercorns, 1 whole nutmeg, 4 average sticks of cinnamon, 1 teaspoon coriander. These should all be pulverised in a mortar. About a handful each of stoned dates, dried figs, shelled almonds and peanuts: chop these and mix them together. A bunch of canibus sativa can be pulverised. This along with the spices should be dusted over the mixed fruit and nuts, kneaded together. About a cup of sugar dissolved in a big pat of butter. Rolled into a cake and cut into balls about the size of a walnut, it should be eaten with care. Two pieces are quite sufficient.

February 05, 2008 1:25 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Zuma doesn't need drugs to make him act crazy; he has the ingredients right there in side of him.

Make sure you cuddle right up under his arm, VD.

The smell is intoxicating.

February 05, 2008 9:10 PM  

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