Outtakes from the "RED SPOT INSTITUTE" for Thursday
Communications between the local bloggersphere and the "MAYOR SAM BROADCAST CENTER" must of been effected by this morning's 4.5 magnitude earthquake near Chatsworth. Just hoping that Mayor Sam didn't go "SHOCKNEK" on us.
Time for "OUTTAKES"
LOS ANGELES TIMES, "EFFECT OF NEW ZONING IS UP IN THE AIR":
Experts debate the effects, both good and bad, that the rezoning of downtown will have on the city.
LOS ANGELES TIMES, "MAYOR SIGNS PARK SMOKING BAN":
The "MAYOR IS FOCUS ON TASK TOUR" continues. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa signed the ordinance that outlaws smoking in our city parks. Yet, if you pick up a bag of golf clubs, then wonder on to a city golf course. Then you can "FLICK YOUR BICK" all you want. Go figure.
LOS ANGELES TIMES, "GOV'S AGENDA STUCK IN STANDOFF":
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, aka, the "KENNEDY REPUBLICAN" and his "BI-PARTISAN FRIENDS" Assembly Speaker Fabian Nunez and State Senate Leader Dan Perata, can't shake the Republican Caucus hold on the stalled state budget. Call your State Republican legislators and commend them on their stance for responsible government.
DAILY NEWS, "CITY CONTROLLER LAURA CHICK CALLS OUT CITY COUNCIL ON SPENDING":
Laura Chick has called out the "PEOPLE'S COUNCIL OF FIFTEEN" for spending down the city's reserve fund. This council is making Marx and Lenin look "REAGANIST" in comparison.
MISSING DOG ALERT, WHATEVER HAPPEN TO THE "DOCKWEILER MUTT" ??:With all the chatter from the Animal Rights community, I am putting out the call to determine the fate of the "LICKING, SUCKING, and SWALLOWER" of the "MAYORAL KOOL-AID", "DOCKWEILER MUTT". Did the mutt end up in one of Ed Bok's cages. Why was he expelled from his "THIRD FLOOR KENNEL ? Los Angeles needs to know his fate.
The "DOCKWEILER MUTT" is alive and "ZUMA ZAPPIN" well.