TGIF!!!, IT IS TIME TO ROAST THE "WEENIES"
Inspired by the Pirate Crew, it is time to "ROAST THE WEENIES" that are the "CLOWNCIL 15". And for good measures we will add the Mayor (POLLO WEENIE), City Attorney, and the City Controller to the roast.
Simply, this is the chance for you to let out your frustrations on the workings, or lack of of your Clowncil person.
We will start with CD 14's "HUIZZY" Huizar for being a "HUZZY" by not condemning the "MADRASA ON HUNTINGTON DRIVE". Also "HUIZZY" needs his weenie roasted for pawning off "MONTEMONICA" to the School Board.
ROASTED AWAY DUM DUMS!!!
Simply, this is the chance for you to let out your frustrations on the workings, or lack of of your Clowncil person.
We will start with CD 14's "HUIZZY" Huizar for being a "HUZZY" by not condemning the "MADRASA ON HUNTINGTON DRIVE". Also "HUIZZY" needs his weenie roasted for pawning off "MONTEMONICA" to the School Board.
ROASTED AWAY DUM DUMS!!!
Posted by Red Spot in CD 14 @ 3/16/2007 12:13:00 AM
11 Comments:
PLEASE remove Hertzberg's ugly mug from the website. I cannot stand looking at him every single time I come here. It's enough to make me stop.
Someone else must agree with me?
Lose the Hertzberg picture. Support who you want, even the loser Hertzberg if you wish, but don't force him on us. Please?
I agree.
Friday it is, time to get this party (roast) started. My participation is not to roast, but to enjoy the entertainment. A while back I was out with CD14 Councilmember at a live show and here is a little something for all of you to listen to as the week comes to an end and the fire builds for the roast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OT3vzKxG50
Every one usually likes a live show, here is my 'homeboy' Rocky putting it down where even Jose was taken, and started dancing. For your listening pleasure, have a great weekend, enjoy.
ROSE HILLS REVIEW,
ANTHONY MANZANO
Roast the mug before it hugs your weenie
I want to roast the Mayor's weenie because it's okay to repave the street in front of HIS house in Mt. Washington after DWP puts in new waterlines, but its NOT okay to repave the next street over!
I asked the DWP workers if the street would be repaved (like it was in front of the Mayor's house) and they said NO. The only reason THAT street got repaved was because the Mayor ASKED for it. Apparently the Mayor only inquires after his own interests while the rest of us have to live with what one DWP worker calls "shitty roads".
I also want to roast the weenies of Ed Reyes and Jose Huizar for not standing up to the Mayor when he REMOVED the DWP workers (during the election) and sent them to go work on something else somewhere else (like Boyle Heights?), leaving a bunch of road hazards behind that caused a woman to go through the windshield of her car (while wearing a seatbelt) when it hit one of the DWP cover plates.
Drop your pants boys, the fire is hot and your weenies are up first! And while we're at it, REPAVE AVENUE 37!!!!!!!
I want to roast ALL the Clowncil's weenies because sometimes a little heat applied to the posterior makes the ears work a little better!
Sorry but I can't roast the weenies cause in my book all the men on clowncil don't have weenies big enough to roast. And we've heard about the little pecker Antonio has. The women, Perry, Hahn, Greuel are the dumbest in the nation. Hahn and Greuel are perfect examples of the dumb blondes. Perry is just an idiot and caters to her only black constituents. Very racist just like Parks, Wesson and any black in this city.
Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen (relaxes in driver’s seat of 1955 convertible T-Bird that carried a certain passenger in a certain parade in downtown Los Angeles):
It’s a lovely day for a weenie roast, isn’t it? I have a weenie that I would like to roast; only the weenie is sans weenie and is instead a patty, savvy? Many, many years ago this pirate was on a blue-ribbon commission for a certain Clowncilwoman (i.e. Joan Milke-Flores) regarding development in the Wilmington and San Pedro area. While the woman was nice, she merely smiled and said “Yes. I see. Wonderful idea,” et-cetera. And like all politicians, she turned right ‘round and did the opposite.
Now there is a certain shop in the Ports O’Call that sells tobacco products run by a lovely up-in-years woman named Mrs. Karpeles, whose son, if you will, is also named Jack, although we are of no relation whatsoever, savvy? With all of the development, whoop-de-do and other goings on that should have already been done under the watchful eye of Ms. Milke-Flores, Mrs. Karpeles is finding it more and more difficult to properly run her business. It’s gotten to the point where a pirate has a damnably hard time trying to get good cigars close to home. (Drops cigar in lap while driving) Oh bugger, almost roasted my own weenie, I did. But that’s someone else’s dream for another day.
So I’m going to take the bold step of throwing this particular patty belonging to a particular Clowncilmember who is related to another certain city official into the fire and let whatever fat there is burn. Neglecting your local-area merchants AND Neighbourhood Council(s) needs to come to a screeching halt. You, Madame, need to protect the interests of humble merchants like Mrs. Karpeles instead of protecting your own interests. In case I wasn’t clear on any of this let me re-phrase what I was saying. Are you ready?
GET OFF YOUR ARSE AND GO TALK TO MRS. KARPELES AND THE OTHER BUSINESS OWNERS IN THE PORTS O’CALL SHOPPING COMPLEX AND DO SOMETHING YOUR PREDECESSOR(S) DIDN’T. LISTEN TO THE FOLKS AND FOLLOW THROUGH!
(Adjusts sunglasses and smiles) And before I forget, the next time you important sots climb into a convertible vintage T-Bird to smile and wave to the assembled crowd, best to make sure there is not a pirate at the helm, savvy?
I'd call your weenie roast a "bust".
8:50
=s ATTENTION WHORE
Cpt. Jack,
Are you saying a Councilmember publicly states their support for NC (perception), while ignoring it, in reality (reality)? COMMON?
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