Help Wanted: Professional Campaign Manager
IMMEDIATE OPENING. Exceptionally well-qualified, articulate candidate for Mayor of L.A. seeks experienced professional campaign manager. Must have proven record of managing successful municipal campaigns. ("Successful" in this context means your candidate won.) Enthusiastic novices need not apply.
Must be able to support moderate, populist, independent candidate. Extreme partisans from either major political party need not apply.
Compensation subject to negotiation.
Please post your recommendations for a campaign manager here, or, if you yourself are interested in the position, visit MooreIsBetter.com. and contact candidate directly.
Posted by Walter Moore @ 3/13/2007 12:08:00 PM
38 Comments:
Alvin Parra's available:
"Milagro Strategies"
(I think it means, "it'll be a miracle if my candidate gets any votes").
I'm available always for political consultancy and soothsay.
I advocated energy efficient lighting here on this blog, and now Britain announces they agree with Matt Dowd:
"Finance minister Gordon Brown said on Monday Britain would phase out high-energy light bulbs, make it easier for people to insulate their homes and try to persuade the EU to ban wasteful electrical devices such as standby switches."
its a campaign winner, environmentally friendly for the sake of our future children. thanks antonio for teaching me how to always drag kids into any political maneuver. this one doesn't involve 20billion dollars of spending however.
I even advocated phasing them in too, so they must've got that straight off the blog. thanks Gordon Brown, just get my permission next time.
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Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen (removes hat and bows low with flourish):
It’s a good day to stay home, as I can go neither here nor there on the high-way due to some lorry that decided to go center-line this morning. That’s one of the pitfalls of living ‘way up in the hills of Hollywood. (Grumbles) I should have stayed aboard but was busy last evening at the Music Center hearing someone speak. Now what would a pirate want with the person who spoke and the Music Center? Perhaps I am one of the two redbeards who has Jack duty today, savvy? And while we are on the subject of RED, a quick halloo to Mr. Spot, whom we have learned is the subject of a political appointment. But let’s talk about something else shall we? I don’t want to waste time and get to the point quickly.
Sots, do you know with whom one Marcos Aguilar has supped? Upon whose expense report(s) does his name appear? Those that do business with the San Manuel, Rincon and of course our hometown favourites the G-Tongvas? Curiously enough, there are, if you will, the out-of-towners who have not the slightest desire to participate in Academia business – Cherokee, Creek, Lakota-Sioux and Hopi. If I told you who they were, you might recognize the name(s). But I would not betray a confidence for I would not want to find myself scalped, savvy?
But back to the subject at hand. With whom has Marcos supped? Chief Big Thighs Herself? Or perhaps Little Chief Best Friend? Or maybe even the Super Chief Himself? I thought for sure Marcos was entertained by Chief One Bill as a pirate tended bar there. And I know that Marcos lingered with Little Chief Six Gees over café y cigaros.
(Looks thoughtful) I for one have enjoyed the hospitality of a certain Crow who lives in San Pedro who was dating a Chumash at the time, but that’s another story for another day.
Yes, who came to breakfast is an interesting thing indeed, savvy?
So the Indians are supporting each other (when don't they), and Aguilar has met with the elected officials in his area.
That's some big secret? I'm nobody and I've been around for some of that stuff. They're not exactly private confabs.
You really are a nothing in local politics, are you dude. Just some hanger on stealing hors doeiens, um. horse doesver (appetizers)
I think maybe the Cap't. is actually Huizar's private driver Alvin Parra was so pissed about (he wanted the job).
Try to focus, people.
I have a lot of bad habits, but looking at this blog may be the worst. I'm going into rehab, where the regulars here belong.
12:47 Topics are hot, hot, hot today!!!
Hilarious Post! I heard Marcos Aguilar (Seed School) may need the dough. Hire Marcos.
Oh shoot, and I just signed up to handle David Hernandez's campaign.
Oh well, maybe next time.
Academia is a sham in place to build support for future casino.
Southwest Casino
Villaraigosa, Nunez, Deleon, Huizar know about this HIDDEN AGENDA. Ask them publicly and make them swear to tell the truth.
What do Mt. Washingto residents think about Casino in their own backyard? heck, why not? We deserve our land back.
Someone needs to talk "Parque" into starting his own blog.
Political ridicule for hire.
Makes perfect sense to me, 1:33. Most Indian casino's start out as charter schools with a 90 percent Latino population.
Happens all the time.
(This isn't a political blog, it's the Twilight Zone).
You would have been better off putting this up on Monster or Craigs List, Walter.
Walter,
In case you have no luck through this blog or word of mouth, here is a digital resource available on Amazon for $5.95 that may help locate a campaign manager:
Title: American Association of Political Consultants membership roster.(Directory)
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Oh yea Matt like Walter's going to hire you.
I think he wants to win, not smoke dope with you and David Elliott.
2:35
I'm sure he does want to win, but he'd have just as much chance of becoming mayor if he did sit down and smoke dope with the boys.
Televised.
On the steps of city hall.
Wearing a pink tu-tu.
And scuba flippers.
We're only talking about a variation in his final vote count from 2.2 percent, to 2.3 percent (and I do mean that would IMPROVE his chances).
He'd get Zuma's vote that way for sure.
I'm sure most interested parties will contact you privately. (And want to meet somewhere private).
And wear a mask.
And have you sign a confidentiality agreement, so as not to divulge who's representing you.
Reputation is bitch in this town.
excuse me 2.35
Walter is seeking a CAMPAIGN MANAGER dummy. I never applied, never offered. re read my post, I said I'm available.... but not for that job stupid. just good old advice.
you graduate LAUSD? must've skipped ENGLISH COMPREHENSION.
and a sense of humor.
Laura Chick N Shit sending out e-mails saying she audited DOT. Now when is she going to audit the gang programs? CHICK AUDIT OF TRANSPORTATION DEPT FINDS NEED FOR REINVENTION & REORGANIZATION
It would be nice to find out who Marcos Aguilar has given campaign money to. You can bet Jose, Antonio and Monica Garcia are on that list.
and the deleted comment was probably a hater cussing me out with indecent and inappropriate language.....eyeroll
can that be confirmed??
Walter you sure you want to be mayor of a city that has people like Matt Dowd living here (illegally of course).
"Must have proven record of managing successful municipal campaigns."
Make sure the success is not just with incumbents (who, as you know, win overwhelmingly). See if he/she has had any success with CHALLENGERS as well.
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OOOH, can I pop one, please??
The festering is really getting annoying.
First they ignore you.
Then you fester.
Then they pop you.
They you get infected.
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4:37 -- Good point, but then again, there's a reason incumbents get to be incumbents, isn't there?
Walter, it's really below you to delete negative, non-profane comments. You are the jerk people say you are.
If people have something halfway intelligent to say -- heck even 17% intelligent -- I won't delete it. Otherwise, I feel no obligation to allow stupid comments to waste readers' time and mine.
If you have something to say based on facts or logic, fine. Agree with me or disagree with me, I don't care. But if all you've got is venom and name-calling, start your own blog, post it there, and gaze adoringly at your "work product" all day.
His Uberfuhrer the future Mayor has spoken.
Ve haff vays of keeping you on topic!
It's going to be fun watching you come in fifth in a field of four, Wacko.
Au revoir in advance, and swill some some Perrier for the rest of us in your future ex-pat homeland.
OH, and whatever you do, don't put your own money into your campaign.
Mayor Moore (these words have a nice flow to them, don't they):
Challenger candidates lose 99 percent of the time. Incumbent candidates win 99 percent of the time. Therefore, a consultant who has won 2 out of 10 challenger races has an excellent record of success. Conversely, a consultant who handles incumbents with an 80 percent win record has a poor track record.
Source: Political Consultants, Things you must know before making a hire; Campaigns & Elections, Oct-Nov. 2005
To: 10:51pm
what actual logic from the real world being applied on this blog?
has the world ended?
because if you read what these losers write all the time -- especially about the galatzan-lauritzen race you'd think that tamar did bad. she is the challenger who is beating the incumbent, but why let significant facts like that actually color the commentary on this blog.
hmmmm -- could actual facts and real world experience possibly bleed onto this blog?
tell me it isn't so!!!!
12:36 AM (AKA: Mr. Campaign Manager) says,
"Especially about the galatzan-lauritzen race you'd think that tamar did bad. she is the challenger who is beating the incumbent."
Bro, if you start hollerin THAT noise, all you're gonna do is force Zuma Dogg to fire up the Anti-Mayoral Takeover Media Blitkgrieg Machine -- AND THIS TIME -- it will be ALL Tamara Galatzan related, cause Council races are over -- and a lot of the other LAUSD races are over -- So it will be about Tamar, and since you're asking what tamar did wrong, now you're gonna force me to answer on TV 35, KABC, K-Talk 1150, Mayor Sam's Blog, Villariagosa.blogspot.com, and then back to Tv 35 for another cycle...
And why did that sentence wake up the napping dogg? Don't give me that warm and fuzzy, sob story -- "challenger beating incumbant" B.S. CAUSE NOW YOU JUST REMINDED ME HOW THE MAYOR SPENT $1.5 million on a race that pays $25,000 for the position -- and the money is shady as hell from his private fund - and i got lots of bad things to say about the mayor that tie into tamar galatzan and her toxic landfill loving husband, who ZD had seen a few times at public comment (brendan huffy-huff) -- and he may as well stay home. I've never seen a more milk-toast, bland, meek, uncomfortable looking public comment speaker than Brendan. The reason I even found out it was him, was because I turned to my friend and said, "Who was that dull, in-effective speaker. He waited two hours for his two minutes of time and he only used 45 seconds, what a loser. " And my associate said, 'that's brendan huffman, he's with VICA..." And I said, "Brendan Huffman? Isn't that Tamar Galatzan's toxic landfill loving husband and soul mate?
Meanwhile Tamar looked so cute with her big smiley face in the LA Weekly article about the LAUSD elections. David Zanister wrote the article.
Check it out at www.LAWeekly.com. Who was loser standing behind her looking nervous and uncomfortable? Oh now, he has a certain glow to him...he must be Mr. TLL, himself. (He must be LOADED to have any influence at all as a lobbyist (because he's about as compelling a speaker as Hellen Keller -- and Tamar is waaaay to cute for him. Again, must be loaded, y'all....When Zuma Dogg is loaded someday, maybe HE can have a little LAUSD school board hottie in HIS den. (they are wolves, aren't they.) Anyway 12:36am, thanks for reminding me it must be time to fire up the ZD LAUSD anti-mayor machine, since you're hollerin; all that noise...OTR, D!
All the Mayoral takeove team needs to push it over the edge to victory is to have a D-minus stooge-ent like ZD leading the charge against it.
The next version of the "Homer Simpson" mailer will be more like:
"Don't let your kids become like Zuma Dogg -- vote to let Mayor V. take over the schools!"
Sorry, Walter, I didn't realize it was "your" blog. I thought it was ZD's.
Mr. Moore,
Charles "Chuck" P. Fuentes is available: "Global Strategies"
Pro's:
Most recent accomplishments:
Helped elect a Tax Evader/L.A. County Commissioner for Veterans Affairs to the Pico Rivera City Council along with a Planning Commissioner that shares her name/Social Security number with possibly up to two other people.
Helped elect to the Pico Rivera city council in 2005 a convicted video pirate.(Slated to be Mayor 2007)
Cons:
Let go by Congresswoman Napolitano's office for reported very inappropriate behavior.
Came under investigation while working for the L.A. City Attorney's office.
You better act quick though the hired Pico Rivera City Manager, then fired Pico Rivera City Manager, is scheduled to become the next Pico Rivera City Manager again very soon.
If the tale is correct Brendon and Tamar met while working for Assemblyman Wally Knox. Two staffers become love birds. Not exactly the school board resume qualifier but unlike her sponsor AV her relationship is real.
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