Whistleblower hotline: (213) 785-6098
mayorsam@mayorsam.org

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Baseball Been Bery Bery Good To Me


A baseball team called "the Altoona Curve" -- all the good names and cities having been taken -- has announced it will hold a "Salute to Frivolous Lawsuits Night" at its game on July 2, 2006. Lucky fans will receive the following:

The first 137 men get a pink tote bag;

The first 137 women get lukewarm coffee (so they won't burn themselves); and

The first 137 kids get a beach ball with a warning not to ingest it.

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home

Advertisement

Advertisement