My First 116 Days
Good morning fellow Angelenos, esteemed city leaders and Jim Hahn, and trolls. Sorry, members of the press. This is the state of the city of Los Angeles on Oct. 24, 2005, 116 days into my term, a shining new dreams-do-come-true era.
This is a joyous time in the city of the 21st century. This is a time of promises, or rather, a time to wiggle out of election promises, such as my pledge to take over the Los Angeles Unified School District. But know this: Any, I repeat any, wiggling will be done aboveboard and ethically.
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