Traction
Another "second tier" candidate has surfaced and has gained some traction in the race for the wannabes thanks to being picked up by Mayor Sam and other blogs.
Chief Parks told us the other day of the other Republican candidate in the race, Bill Wyatt, who has focused his attacks on Wacko Walter Moore. Wyatt has run for numerous offices before and even qualified in five states to run against President Bush in the 2004 Republican Primaries. Heck, he even got 10% of the votes in Oklahoma! Did Tony Villar get any votes in Oklahoma? Maybe he will get some in Arizona.
Anyway, back to the story. Walter fought and fought and fought to get into some of the debates and how he has. He also claims to be the only Republican in the race, but I guess Wyatt has shown him up on this. Since Wyatt couldn't get into the debate himself, he animated himself him!
The question is - will Walter fight to get Bill into the debates? He may not want to, because he doesn't sound anywhere near as wacko as Walter. He sounds brighter than Hahn on fiscal matters, he figured out how to get more bang for his buck on the ready made lobster bisque and gumbo at Whole Foods. Yes, Bill got more fish and less stock for the same price by skimming the bottom of the soup barrell. Now if the Mayor could do the same thing with public safety without raising taxes, he would be onto something.
Lets hear more from Bill! C'mon Walter, let Bill debate!
Chief Parks told us the other day of the other Republican candidate in the race, Bill Wyatt, who has focused his attacks on Wacko Walter Moore. Wyatt has run for numerous offices before and even qualified in five states to run against President Bush in the 2004 Republican Primaries. Heck, he even got 10% of the votes in Oklahoma! Did Tony Villar get any votes in Oklahoma? Maybe he will get some in Arizona.
Anyway, back to the story. Walter fought and fought and fought to get into some of the debates and how he has. He also claims to be the only Republican in the race, but I guess Wyatt has shown him up on this. Since Wyatt couldn't get into the debate himself, he animated himself him!
The question is - will Walter fight to get Bill into the debates? He may not want to, because he doesn't sound anywhere near as wacko as Walter. He sounds brighter than Hahn on fiscal matters, he figured out how to get more bang for his buck on the ready made lobster bisque and gumbo at Whole Foods. Yes, Bill got more fish and less stock for the same price by skimming the bottom of the soup barrell. Now if the Mayor could do the same thing with public safety without raising taxes, he would be onto something.
Lets hear more from Bill! C'mon Walter, let Bill debate!
5 Comments:
Anonymous said:
Wow! Walter! Bill! No one gives a shit about either of you!
Anonymous said:
Keep tryin' Mayor Sam. The dirtier this all gets, the more the voters will start looking around for alternatives.
Anonymous said:
If that's the case Walter, then maybe you and Billy should team up and hunt up dirt on Hahn and ADV. And then maybe - if you wish real hard and click your heels together - one of you might just become Mayor!
Anonymous said:
I think this post has more comments than on all of Wyatt's blog! That's sad - to do all that writing and no one reads it!
Anonymous said:
The blog description is longer than the comments.
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