How To Fund Police
FADE IN ON CLOSE UP OF BOWL OF RAMEN NOODLES.
CUT TO MEDIUM SHOT - JIM HAHN HOLDING BOWL AND FORK
Hi I'm Jim Hahn, Mayor of the City of Los Angeles. After a long day at City Hall, I like to come home to a big, brimming bowl of Nissan Udon Noodels. I particularly like the chicken flavor!
Nissan Udon Noodles - Good for the mayor - good for you!
A division of Takanagi Heavy Industries.
Perhaps Mayor Poopy could consider doing overseas commercials to fund LAPD and forget about tax increases. Can someone call William Morris???