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Thursday, November 11, 2004

How To Fund Police

FADE IN ON CLOSE UP OF BOWL OF RAMEN NOODLES.

CUT TO MEDIUM SHOT - JIM HAHN HOLDING BOWL AND FORK

MAYOR HAHN
Hi I'm Jim Hahn, Mayor of the City of Los Angeles. After a long day at City Hall, I like to come home to a big, brimming bowl of Nissan Udon Noodels. I particularly like the chicken flavor!

ANNOUNCER
Nissan Udon Noodles - Good for the mayor - good for you!
A division of Takanagi Heavy Industries.

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A story in today's Daily News details how Governor Schwarzenegger is considering doing some TV ads (as he as done in the past for noodles, beer and soft drinks) in Japan in order to fund the California state trade offices overseas. One day of shooting could provide several years of funding Arnold estimates.

Perhaps Mayor Poopy could consider doing overseas commercials to fund LAPD and forget about tax increases. Can someone call William Morris???

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said:

FROM: CITYWATCHER


OH NO....Please not William Morris! All I can say is "thank goodness" after decades of LAPD being ignored all the politicans are now saying "WE NEED MORE COPS."

Alaracon came out saying he has a plan without raising taxes to get us 1,000. Would love to hear that one...I bet he won't say unless he's elected.

November 11, 2004 11:52 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

You'll be waiting a looooooong time then. Your odd's are better on Tony getting a cabinet position.

November 11, 2004 12:06 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Mayor Sam and Chief Parker do a story on how LA Marathon was sold to Chicago based firm for $15 MILLION>....we allow $370,000 to be waived for traffic and police......these idiot council people

November 11, 2004 12:24 PM  

Blogger Chief Parker said:

Stay tuned, we'll have more later on the marathon. With the holiday and all, I'm having difficulty confirming a rumor already dropped to me...

November 11, 2004 12:42 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Mayor Sam and Chief Parker. Got an e-mail just a bit ago saying that "you gotta click onto this website" It's unbelievable!!

Let the horseraces begin. It's already started with Parks signing his papers today. What a total loser. He says he can put more officers on the street. NOT IF HE'S MAYOR. Rumor already has it that the officers will leave in record numbers if he even gets close to winning.

November 11, 2004 1:47 PM  

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