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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Announcments from the Red Spot Institute

Tomorrow and on all future Thursdays, will be "DISPATCHES FROM CD 14". This weekly feature will highlight news and events in the "CUT and PASTE HEADQUARTERS" of the City of Los Angeles. If you have any stories or events. Feel free to drop a E-mail at redspotincd14@yahoo.com . Props to the Historic Highland Park Neighborhood Council for your information.

Friday, will be the first installment of "Weenie Roast Friday". This thread, as suggested by the "Pirate Crew", gives you the chance to "ROAST THE WEENIE" of your favorite "CLOWNCIL" person. Tired of "WEISS ASS" council behavior ? Roast his weenie. Tired of "HUIZZY EXCUSES" of a councilman ? Roast his weenie. Alarcon has a "POLITICAL WIENIE" issue ? Roast his weenie.

This is you chance to air your frustration with the "CLOWNCIL 15". Enjoy !!


Anonymous Anonymous said:

Good morning Mr. Spot (removes hat and bows low with flourish):

Mr. Spot, the bard has a song for you. Go ahead bard, let it rip:

"Are you wishing you were an Oscar Mayer wiener for that is what you truly want to be? And if you were an Oscar Mayer wiener, you would spell WEENIE with two E's!"

We pirates only roast weenies as the weenies we roast are small in stature. Now if we roasted a big braunschwager, THAT would be a different matter altogether, savvy?

One more thing, Mr. Spot. We have found a new grinderman who is one of the Queen's gentlemen. Comes from the Grand Turk he does, so he is a true Pirate of the Carribbean. You can blame this selection upon your Ex Oficio who made a rather compelling argument against you as a selection. Seems she has in mind for you to make an announcement of your own regarding a political appointment. That being said, we look forward to hearing your announcement when its a done deal and you've been sworn in, savvy?

Congrats ahead of time mate, for you sail with an honourable captain who will not snitch even if you poke her with a stick. And we do not recommend that as she has one hell of a southpaw, savvy? Whacked the rudderman she did when he got out of line.

March 14, 2007 10:59 AM  

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