A Pronouncement from "Sub Clowncil Comandante Wesson"
1/ I am NOT the smallest man on the Council---that would be CD12's Mitchell Englander. Mitch is a DWARF and as far as I know the first of his kind to hold elected office in California.
2/ I am not a VIPER as one poster called me, Jesus get it right--I'M A SELLOUT-MY-RACE-AND-CITY BACKSTABBER.
3/ I don't want to raise your DWP rates---I want to FUCKING raise your DWP rates as high as my head can fit up your Ass! (Sorry, it's after hours and I've had a few.)
4/ I redrew the Council seats to fit the needs of the FEW over the needs of the Many--you know like Spock said in Star Trek! Shit, if it's good enough for fucking Star Trek, than why not good enough for me.
5/ Tom Labonge---would of made a perfect French Nazi Collaborator in an earlier life. That's why I'm letting him take over the Jews in Encino and Sherman Oaks--you know like when Europe gave the Sudetenland to Hitler! I'm ANNEXING territory for Tom! HA HA! (Oh the POWER, THE POWER!!!)
6/ I am not just a small black man who ass kissed his way to the top, no, I'M GOD! I run this City as I see fit!
I challenge all of you pathetic, overtaxed, overworked, nonvoting, mostly White and Korean LOSERS to take away my Gavel of Power!
I'll defeat you all!