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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Nominations for the 2010 Los Angeles Political Ass Clowns Awards

"No fast foods or illegal sidewalk vendors bans will diminish those curves".
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It is time to open nominations for the 2010 Los Angeles Political Ass Clown Awards and nominees aplenty should give us the diversity that highlights the follies our esteem cast of political characters who grace ......, or disgrace our collective halls of local government.
Please note that this is an interactive inclusive process. Your comments, suggestions, sarcasm and just plain examples of some cybertroll's sorry state of being, are always welcome ......., to a point.
NOW!! We present our nominations for the 2010 Los Angeles Political Ass Clown Awards. Awards Committee will meet at one of the many newly-awarded liquor establishments in Boyle Heights under Councilman Jose Huizar, with the winners to be announce Friday ** Goes to prove that a Princeton Degree can help to create a new economic growth industry.
1. Red Spot's "Spoll Checker and past unionize English teachers".
2. Burbank Democratic Club member and "political consultant" Kevin Harrop.
3. Attorney Gloria Allred.
4. Nicky.
5. Meg Whitman.
6. New California Governor Jerry Brown.
7. Gatto Truthers.
8. Still City Councilwoman and not Lt. Governor Janice Hahn. (For Mikey T.)
9. IBEW's Brian D'Arcy.
10. CD 7/2 City Councilman Richard AlarCON.
11. Home Depot Christmas Tree lot in Sunland-Tujunga. (For Joe B.)
12. Lady's Man and Jimmy Blackman's new boss Councilman Dennis Zine.
13, No Fast Foods Crusader Councilwoman Jan Perry.
14. Republican and community uber-activists duo of Phil Jennerjahn and Jose "two-way" Aguilar.
15. "Enemy of Free Speech" Studio City Neighborhood Councilmember Lisa Sarkin.
16. ** This space is reserved for CD 2 Councilman Paul Krekorian if he turns his back on DWP reform.
17. All the "ex. DWP General Managers" selected by Mayor Antonio Villar.
18. AEG's Tim LIEweke.
19. Cybertrolls.
20. The likes of Tim Rutten, George Skelton, Editorial Board, and their "fellow-travelers" at the "Old Gray Hag on Spring Street".
21. Daily Valley Moldy Green Sheet" Editor Ms. Garcia who was more interested in lunch than giving time to Assembly Candidate Sunder Rumani.
22. California Republican Party.
23. Almost forget Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa and soon to be ex. Mayor Antonio Villar, if President Obama will take notice of his "hints".
24. ** This space paid for by a kind allocation from the CLARTS Fund to promote Princeton Graduate Councilman Jose Huizar.
....... and lastly, with no "ahh duhs" or statements from former Assemblyman Dario Frommer, we present Silver Lake, .......... or is it Canyon Drive resident, who knows, maybe the DA? But lets remember, you too can live with mommy and still hold the title of Assemblyman Mike Gatto.
As always your comments with further nominations, are appreciated.
Scott Johnson in CD 14

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Anonymous Anonymous said:

How is Phil Jennerjahn a community activist?

The ONE thing he tried to do activism wise, Recall City Hall, he QUIT on the first day when "NOONE" showed up for his dopey press conference.

By trying to water down this selfish idiot's self-aggrandizing moment by mixing him with anyone else is a sign that YOU, Red Spot, are the ASSCLOWN of the NEW DECADE.

Phil Jennerjahn is my second choice.

December 29, 2010 10:35 AM  

Anonymous Retired LAUSD said:

Eye' cassed "My" voat four Wred sPot.

It duzzent KnEAd x-playnashen

December 29, 2010 10:37 AM  

Anonymous Retired LAUSD said:


It's Ass CLOWN Award, not CLOWNS, you FOOL!

Have a nice day.

December 29, 2010 10:38 AM  

Blogger Phil Genderbong said:

I nominate anyone who claims they studied journalism in community college and are barely literate enough to work for Mayor Sam's blog. And then have to apologize and retract EVERY reference he wrote about the subject because he'd get his boss's ass sued if he didn't due to doing zero research.

And THEN the candidate he RAILED against STILL WON THE FUCKING JOB!

Ha ha ha
Good one!

December 29, 2010 10:41 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Phil Jennerjahn for not getting ONE signature in TWO HOURS of canvassing, and then threatening to use his 1 semester of law school to "maybe" sue the city over its LAW that everyone must get the same number of signatures.

DUH, PHIL! That's the way the public keeps MORONS with ZERO chance to win from distracting from the real civic issues we're dealing with.

It's why Phil ALWAYS comes in LAST place. Of course, ONLY AN ASS CLOWN would then decide to run again just two days later.

December 29, 2010 10:45 AM  

Anonymous Mailander Fan said:

For getting business cards for his campaign just one week before he quits his own campaign, my vote goes to Phil Jennerjahn.

If you aren't yet convinced, then I'll remind you that the URL Phil had on his business card linked to a website that said he was running for City Council, even though he was really running for Congress.

Who else but Phil Jennerjahn?????

December 29, 2010 10:47 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


For just one reason.

For taking photos of his invite to some dopey Republican event and posting it to his blog, lest people not believe that he was actually attending.

Also, Phil is an assclown for thinking that anyone cares if he goes to the Rose Bowl or not.

December 29, 2010 10:50 AM  

Anonymous Manfred Ullman said:

Lol, Retired LAUSD!
Keep up the good work! Very funny.

December 29, 2010 10:51 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I nominate Texas Governor Rick Perry, for being liked by Phil Jennerjahn. Way to ruin things for Perry, Phil!

December 29, 2010 11:01 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

It goes to Phil, for wearing sunglasses on a highly overcast day, even though his press conference and the whole RecallCityHall.com project was going down the toilie.

December 29, 2010 11:04 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

igh alsew "vote" fore Redd=sput,,,,

December 29, 2010 11:05 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I gotta vote for you, Red Spot because you should've just provided the names without BIASING the vote with your commentary.

Sad to see this from a former attendee of community college.

You also deserve it for thinking that Retired LAUSD is motivated by anything other than revulsion for your poor grammatical skills. Unless you can point to a bias, don't suggest a bias.

December 29, 2010 11:10 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I was going to vote for Higby, but 10:45a changed my mind. It's Phil by a gambler's nose.

December 29, 2010 11:12 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

lol, 11:01

December 29, 2010 11:13 AM  

Anonymous Hunter said:

Who else but Red Spot???????

December 29, 2010 11:15 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The smart money is on Phil to win. Finally. Yeah, he won last year, but he needs another for not being embarrassed about being kicked out of Westside Republicans and for thinking that THEFT of James Andion's url would "launch me into national prominence."

It only got him tossed to the sidewalk of Westside Republicans.

December 29, 2010 11:17 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Jokerchoke from Wisconsin.

December 29, 2010 11:18 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Mike HIgby because he doesn't require English skills from Scott.

December 29, 2010 11:19 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Reed Sput be the ass clown be de sentury

December 29, 2010 11:24 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Red Spot, obviously it's your suggestion that Huizar should spend amenities funds like CLARTS to benefit the district and then NOT take credit for any benefits derived from them (because that would be self-promotion). . .

. . . because THEN you could continue to say "he does nothing" for CD14.

But you can't have this both ways -- he "does nothing" AND he uses improvements brought about through his office to "promote himself" (And WHAT councilmember doesn't? Didn't Pacheco, didn't Villaraigosa? Of course.)

Which is it? You don't seem to have any more luck making up your mind about these contradictory slams than you do deciding which tense to use in writing about past events.

December 29, 2010 11:30 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I've said it before, but it bears repeating. The VERY weakest arguments posted here are from the people who claim every defense of Huizar is coming from Parke Skeleton, or Trujillo, etc.

If it's TRUE, it's true. If it's NOT -- REFUTE it, damn it!

Who the hell cares WHO says it.

If it's just "spin" and campaign blather, it should be easy to show it for that, but INSTEAD, you try to debunk it by saying it's coming FROM the Huizar campaign -- as if that means "instant lie."

How do we know the criticisms of Huizar posted here aren't Rudy Martinez's "spin" - just his campaigners working overtime?

Probably are... but it's the weak, weaker, weakest rebuttals that comes from the Red Spot Uptight Citizen's Brigade, trying to "expose" posters, rather than simply debating them with facts.

December 29, 2010 11:36 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Jennerjahn is an Ass Clown for all seasons.

December 29, 2010 11:43 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

It's, ahem, "citizen journalist" Scott "Red Spot" Johnson for calling out racist politicos about the CLARTS Fund, but Red Spot calling it the CLARKS Fund.

What a maroon!
Such an AssClown!

December 29, 2010 11:47 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Ass Clown 2010. Hmm. . . So many asses and clowns in L.A. to choose from. Let me think. . . Wow, that's a toughie. . . Not!

#1 Red Spot, aka Scott Johnson for killing off what little credibility this blog had left and then having the nerve to call ANYONE else an Ass Clown. Way to go, dude! You beat out a few dozen tough contenders. (P.S. Nice picture you included with this post. I bet you're a hit with the ladies! That's s-a-r-c-a-s-m, Scott. Stay lonely!)

#2 Janice Hahn, because she is an Ass Clown.

#3 Richard Alarcon, because no matter what he does, Janice Hahn will always be the bigger Ass Clown.

December 29, 2010 11:48 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

For those of you new to this blog, here's how this works every year:

1. Red Spot "nominates" a long list of people he's jealous of for his Ass Clown Award and asks the readers to vote for one of them.

2. The overwhelming majority of readers vote for write-in candidate Red Spot.

3. Red Spot pretends he didn't win the award by popular vote and instead picks the person he's the most jealous of on his original list.

4. Noone cares. Another year goes by. Red Spot continues to be a loser. Everyone on Red Spot's list continues to be successful. The process repeats. Noone cares again. The end.

December 29, 2010 12:16 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

For being a gay bashing, hate crime advocating, name calling, last place loser in everything he does, quitter, and former boyfriend of Dege
"Hairy Armpits R Us" Cootee, I hereby proudly cast my vote for the birthday party clown and tour guide, the laughingstock of Los Angeles, the living genetic disaster known as Phil "the dimwit" Jennerjahn.

December 29, 2010 12:24 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Scott Johnson for the three-peat!!!

December 29, 2010 12:42 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


December 29, 2010 12:54 PM  

Anonymous Coumminty Collage Buddy said:

I nomenates Red Spot for ass clowns of da yeer awerd. Me and Red Spot wa in da sames jornolism klass in cummunity collage.

I am just kiding, we is very proude of Red Spot for being such a sukcess there at Mayor Sam's blog.

December 29, 2010 12:57 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The National Association of Community Colleges is really pissed by ALL the bad press they're getting here from those saying Rid Spurt learnt to writ from dem.

(This kind of in-bred illiteracy can only really come from when cousins marry).

December 29, 2010 1:04 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Aside from the person who has a thing for Phil, and the one who has a thing for Red Spot, no one is responding to this posting.

I found it interesting that conservatives want to boycott the national Conservative Political Action Conference on Feb. 20 because a gay GOP group wants to participate again.

Is the Party of No becoming the Party of Hatred?

How do our resident conservatives feel about this issue? I think some local CPAC members post here.


December 29, 2010 1:30 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Rants of the cybertrolls on display.

December 29, 2010 1:59 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

1- Gatto Truther's
2- Dusbagio Frommer
3- Mike Gatto

December 29, 2010 3:28 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


December 29, 2010 3:48 PM  

Blogger Michael Higby said:

We can't give the award to anyone who actually writes for Mayor Sam. That's like Tom LaBonge giving himself a certificate of appreciation.

December 29, 2010 4:41 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Hey Genius,

How did you figure Obama isn't a candidate for AssClown?

December 29, 2010 4:44 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Anyone who considers themself a dopey "citizen journalist" yet can't spell "citizen journalist," and lives in Ramona Gardens whose first name is Scott.

December 29, 2010 4:46 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


December 29, 2010 5:47 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Sarkin is the hands down winner. Despite having only a narrow base of support, she outshrieked everyone at the SCNC kangaroo court trial of McCue. It was the shriek heard 'round the Valley. It was so piercing it attracted hogs from from the San Joaquin Valley.
Sarkin has a future at state fairs.
So please cast your vote for her.

December 29, 2010 7:06 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:



December 29, 2010 8:17 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I swear Red Spot, but the ass clown ass looks like your ass.

December 29, 2010 8:27 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I second the vote for Sarkin. I think that she has a future at the LA County Fair Hog Section.

December 29, 2010 9:26 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Funny how every "cybertroll" can write, spell, and think more rationally and concretely than anyone here bashing local politicians.

I think that's proof enough that they're not City employees.

December 29, 2010 11:14 PM  

Anonymous g said:


December 30, 2010 1:55 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

How many cyber trolls are there? Is there more than one? Or just the squirrel activist who sued the city for sexual harassment and took the settlement and is now on Eric Garcetti's facebook page trying to get more money from the city to fix her car tires because she hit a pothole?

December 30, 2010 3:10 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


Who is "Hasbens" and why do you write in all caps all the time? Don't you know how rude that is?

It causes people to think you're a crackpot.

December 30, 2010 4:57 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Mike Gatto by a mile.

December 30, 2010 5:29 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Ass Clown of the Year? Tie goes to John Thomas for spreading lies at dinner, and to Higby and Scott Johnson for spreading the lies for political reasons or personal reasons... like maybe angling for a radio pundit job, huh Higby? Keep on shilling in a free world... liars.

December 30, 2010 6:33 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

How can you leave off the historical favorite, ZD himself?

No one can be a bigger Ass or a bigger Clown.

He deserves it for diappearing from view, once Mayor Sam blew him off.

(BTW, thanks, Higby)

December 31, 2010 6:19 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Mike Gatto
Gatto truthers

December 31, 2010 11:52 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

My top five picks for Ass Clown Award:

1. Red Spot for having no shame
2. Rod Spelt for getting Higby a C&D from Mike Gatto
3. "Re,d sPott" for making no sense
4. Scott Johnson for being a low life
5. Tony Villar of course

December 31, 2010 4:58 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Please re-open the nominations, pursuant to rule 6.102a(c)3 of LFTCPA (Let's F**k The Career Politicians Act) to include Carmen "The Clown" Trutuanich who is poised to add political bunny-hopping to his long and distinguished record of shenanigans. The San Pedro Thug is about to launch his campaign to run for District Attorney in 2012, despite a sworn promise not to. He deserves a late entry.

January 01, 2011 6:29 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Did someone forget Council Member LaBonge?

January 03, 2011 6:32 AM  

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