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Saturday, May 30, 2009

Nominations for the Ass Clown Award, May 2009

Its that time of the month when we post nominations for the May 2009, "Ass Clown Award".
This prestigous award is bestowed on an public or political figure who lowers themselves to the depths of shadiness with acts of deceit, corruption and narcissic behavior.
Nominations for the May 2009 Award are.....
1. Out-going Councilman Jack Weiss
2. State Senator Gil Cedillo
3. Parke Skelton
4. Ace Smith
5. Cybertrolls (Ully, Trujillo and others)
6. Attorney Stephen G. Madison
7. Mayor "MEchista"
8. Public Employee Unions
9. UTLA's "Puff Duffy"
10. Governor "Kennedy Republican"
11. Wetherly Group's Daniel Weinstein
12. All the multiples personalities of Don Quixote
13. Los Angeles Times Scribes George "Lil Red" Skelton
14. LAPD Chief Bill "Bull" Bratton
15. ........and the "Barrio Pimp, Jose Huizar"
Your additional nominations and comments are greatly appreciated.



Anonymous Anonymous said:

Ace Smith is the ass clown of the year. he ran not one but two shitty campaigns and got beaten by a nobody from Pedro. now he is going to make villaraigosa the governor??? shiiiiiiiit....

May 30, 2009 12:14 PM  

Blogger Michael Higby said:

I nominate me, Red Spot and Zuma Dogg so no one else has to do it.

May 30, 2009 12:59 PM  

Blogger Verleen said:

I knew I should have gotten around to reading this a lot sooner than I did! Can I second?

May 30, 2009 1:06 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Barrio Pimp (huizar), Not only is he AV's little bitch but he is everyone's lil' bitch.

Jose huizar To Do List:
-Ask Richelle for my balls before council (need them to make decisions)
-Also need them so you know who has something to toss around in her mouth. (CD-14 favorite employee)
-Get my to do list from AV
-Collect my bag money
-Set up trip to Miami (again)
-Call my girls (the 18 and over ones)
-Lock myself up in my office w/ my favorite CD-14 staffer (again)
-Eat, the eat some more
-Buy rogain (again)
-Buy slimfast (again)
-Buy extra battery for phone that Richelle doesnt know about (for the ladies)
-Set up meetings with old staff (make sure they are not STILL mad at me)
-Eat again
-Be lazy (who's #1 on Council, thats right! Me baby!)
-Get some cocain from the guys at Club 740 (plan on partying this weekend in Princeton)
-Man... this list is long and im getting sleepy or is that hunger im feeling?

May 30, 2009 1:30 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Who painted the clown face on Monica's ass ?

May 30, 2009 1:49 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The Deputy City Attorney Dion O'Connell, who needs to be reminded he is a PUBLIC SERVANT TO ALL ANGELENOS and not only City Council, because he constantly and prematurely interrupts constituents during public comment indicating to stay on topic which many times speakers are on topic if O’Connell would allow them to continue before rudely, with a smirk on his face that is unprofessional, interrupting the speaker.

O’Connell very seldom scolds councilmembers and the few times he has O’Connell appears to be intimidated by City Council. Let’s hope the new City Attorney TRUtanich can bring back integrity to the City Attorney’s Office by replacing O’Connell with a TRUE public servant to all.

May 30, 2009 2:27 PM  

Anonymous concerned citizen said:


Bill & Hillary
Henry Cisneros
Andrew Cuomo
Ron Burkle
Darius Anderson
Dan Weinstein
Julio Ramirez
William H. Jackson
Antonio Villaraiogsa
Community Redevelopment Agency
Sam Dianatto
Louis Moret
Sean Harrigan
Elliot Broidy
Kelly Candaele
Ari Swiller
Wendy Greuel
Jack Weiss

May 30, 2009 3:15 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

My vote goes to Kelly Candaele for hosting the Jack Weiss illegal fundraiser.

May 30, 2009 4:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Yes that Deon OConnor guy is a pain in the fuckin assz

May 30, 2009 4:07 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

You would think I wrote the 2:27 post but I did not. Wow, glad other people notice. You need to put someone in there who is smart enough to follow along and the respect for U.S. law to keep his dumb trap shut when he is wrong anyway.

May 30, 2009 4:26 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

When Antonio Villaraigosa runs all over the country promising everyone he can deliver the "Latino" vote, is that because he sees himself as only representing Latinos? Why wouldn't he say, "Deliver the Los Angelino vote?" And I think some Latinos are not very happy that he is claiming he represents their "vote" as if they all vote for Mr. Latino Superstar?

May 30, 2009 5:02 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Rudy Montiel Housing Authority City of L.A (HACLA)

May 30, 2009 5:13 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Hi, my name is Bitchtonio Assholeariaogsa.

I agreed to be the puppet to do Bill Clinton's dirty work. First thing was to take the money. Then all I had to do was appoint everyone they wanted me to the the pension board and CRA and stay out of the way. That is why I have to spend all my time being a tap dancing, Mickey-Mouse mascot to fill the time. I campaigned for Hillary because we are all responsible for some VERY BIG losses with taxpayer pension money and I think the city will have to declare bankruptcy, and so we wanted to win the White House to keep it all covered up.

Sorry you, your kids, your parents and many people you love will now have a reduced and diminished quality of life since BILLIONS of dollars were lost in these non-investment grade investments. But Ron Burkle like strippers and so does Bill and so do I.

We never thought we would get caught. If I wasn't taking the money and appointing the commissioners and getting out of the way, someone else would have taken the De Beers money that Clinton gives to Burkle to give to Wetherly to give to Davis or Villariaogsa or whoever happens to be willing to sell their soul and live with the fear of a FEDERAL prison sentence a la Bernie Madoff. I think I just fucked up the City so badly that I better get a bulletproof SUV and build a wall around my mayor's mansion. And I wish my weak-pussy political operatives would stay on the leash. They get me in hot water on the blogs when they "go there."

May 30, 2009 5:13 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:


May 30, 2009 5:31 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

As a Latino Democrat, I, for one, am ready to let some of the old white mans club take over the city and state for a while. Look how Latino elected officials such as Villaraigosa, Nunez, Delgadillo, Alatorre and others have behaved and look at where it gotten us. It's just not working and they are hurting our own people.

May 30, 2009 5:48 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Didn't Zuma say he was going to start being Dave and said something about his not being able to come to city hall unless he had 20 dollars in his pocket every time?

Either he was not being truthful or his buddy Erik Garceti is slippin him some green.

May 30, 2009 7:39 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Louie "The Don" Moret

May 30, 2009 8:29 PM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

Yeah, thanks to Eric Garcetti for slipping me some green. I think someone slipped YOU some green 7:39pm...from a marijuana dispensary.

May 30, 2009 8:50 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

If Eric is also paying him off now like Zine it's pathetic but I think it's true, sure looks that way. Guess they figure he's a cheap whore

May 30, 2009 8:57 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Tell Andrew Cuomo, Antonio Villaraigosa is not available to deliver anything to him now except a pizza if/when Cuomo visits L.A. on July 1st for whatever reason.

Stay home Andrew. Didn't you hear Villaraigosa does nothing but make promises he can't keep.

Ask Hillary, Muerello, Fink, Broad, his LAUSD cluster, IBEW and everyone he encounters.

May 30, 2009 8:58 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

"Our sources in L.A. say Villaraigosa has come to the conclusion that the time is just not right for him to make a state run - given that he hasn't even been sworn in yet to a second term, and that he's facing bloody political fights at home.

With Villaraigosa out, it's going to be an all-out brawl between San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom and California Attorney General Jerry Brown for the Democratic nomination."


May 31, 2009 1:02 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Zuma lies and lies and lies again. My boss says next time Zuma comes to City Hall and is boisterous he will be arrested. Everyone is tired of him and fianlly gave up.

May 31, 2009 1:30 AM  

Blogger Zuma Dogg said:

May 31, 2009 1:30 AM

Arrested for "boisterousness." Sit down and shut up, son. You got NOTHING. They challenged me on Friday and I bitch slapped them back to skid row. THEY LOST! And hey Eric and Dennis, they are saying you are paying me off. I hope someone didn't give you guys money to pay me off because you didn't give it to me, yet.

But thanks for letting me know that they can't take it anymore. After all, in case you haven't noticed, everyone else seems to be getting kicked out, but ZD. Maybe that's cause you can't do shit bitch. It's the words, y'all. You can't stop em you crypussy.

May 31, 2009 4:56 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Congresswoman Laura Richardson

May 31, 2009 6:21 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I am curious what you claim Zuma is lying, lying, lying about.

May 31, 2009 8:03 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The Monica Garcia post about her ass looks like she's still eating at Lilianna's taking up two chairs.
I agree this city is ready for anyoen but Latinos to take over. The corruption, disrespect, no guts, no leadership, no class has ruined this city all with a gang banger mayor leading them by the nose. You forgot Congresswoman Roybal Allard, Monica Garcia, Hilda Solis, Gloria "TJ" Romero, John Perez, and since Janice Hahn and Jan Perry are just as shady as the latinos add them too

May 31, 2009 8:06 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Gloria TJ Romero is going to run for Jack O'Connell's job as Secretary of Education. No to that.

TJ in L A Reyes and Alarcon are pushing for more of their low-income affordable housing rentals to go into all areas of the city because it's discrimination to keep the poor in certain areas only. Look for TJ's coming to your neighborhood soon. Garcetti, Hahn, Perry, Parks all of them are gung-ho on board. So is LaBonge because he doesn't know what it means and likes to agree.

Perry "give me my sign district and giant lighted billboards on the freeway or I'll cry racism!" Jan Perry is trying to get some colleagues to buck the billboard ICO's. And might not be all that hard to do when even those like Jane Usher and and who protest too much about the issue in fact want a 2-year period before anything is finalized so the billboard co's can grandfather in as many sign districts and signs as they can.

Hahn is right there with her asking for her own sign district. So of course are Reyes and Alarcon. Will Rosendahl and Zine who love to grandstand have the guts to call THEM out?

May 31, 2009 8:43 AM  

Blogger Phil Jennerjahn said:

There are so many repulsive political leaders here in LA, that it would be difficult to narrow down the list as to who is the worst.

It would be a lot easier to say who ISN'T on the list. That list of names would be very short.

May 31, 2009 9:35 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Antonio Villaraigosa will not run for governor people he is only there to represent the interests of LATINO ONLY and that doesn't fly on a state wide level. And if he doesn't run, the U.S. government might let him stay out of prison. But that is still being determined. Bottom line: The Southwest Voters and MECHA's goal to "control" the state by 2010 just went down the drain with Villarigosa's condom he used on Mirthala. That was the beginning of the end, at least in Richard Riordan's eyes. Sure, the actual reason is because Villaraigosa couldn't raise enough money to run for Neighborhood Council President at this point. But that is because of his own personal behavior that he could not control. Looks like it will be a while until we see MECHA'S dream realized to "control" the State by 2010. And you can forget about the White House for at least another decade.

May 31, 2009 9:48 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

That is a tough one. I vote for "Duffy".

May 31, 2009 10:25 AM  

Anonymous conchita said:

What about Don Quixote?

Don Quixote should be awarded the Ass Clown of the Decade award !!!!

May 31, 2009 10:38 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Antonio Villaraigosa

May 31, 2009 10:43 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

9:48 bringing Riordan and Antonio's condom with Mirthala into one thought has no idea what they're talking about. Riordan had two girlfriends of his own before Nancy divorced him. However Antonio managed to handle things in a way that the girlfriend announced the divorce without revealing her role, while he was parading the wife out to photo ops. On stupid political advice.

Also Riordan is an Irish Catholic and Antonio was running as some sort of perfect Latino family man. He got caught up in the culture and stereotypes and hype. Why did no one care about Riordan's personal life and he got divorced with a few columns in the paper and nothing more?

Antonio's problem is that he promised to be a coalition builder but he's seen as too much about the Latino agenda and illegal immigration supporter. Meanwhile he's accused by many Latinos for being a sell-out to white money people. No one knows what he is.

This is unfortunate for him because Newsome has a far more radical agenda when it comes to illegal immigration, taxation and San Francisco is a mess. Their budget crisis means they've got potholes the size of wading pools, sidewalks that stick up and parks overgrown with weeks. Only things he's maintained are social health and other benefits that give him a vocal PC constituency. He's the biggest fraud there is. And as for family values hey Jennifer, nice job in the buff there on that last movie of yours about people screwing around.

May 31, 2009 11:04 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Ed Boks and Mary Cummins.

May 31, 2009 11:47 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Wait a minute didn't Alvin Parra and the ex-Huizar staffer say that Huizar and Antonio were a couple? They are two of the most obvious Metro-Sexual oh I forgot Fabian in this city. Straight men don't hire gays as Huizar and Antonio have on their staff. Antonio has his gay nephews working at city hall and Huizar has them working out of his field offices. Something smells fishy with them.

May 31, 2009 11:48 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Bill Rosendahl should pass a resolution to investigate gays in Huizar's office. He can get to the bottom of things.

May 31, 2009 12:44 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Richard Riordan is a sleezebag who cheated on his dying wife. He's as low to the ground as John Edwards. Nancy should write a book.

May 31, 2009 1:44 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

The Los Angeles City Council, who praises each other during council meetings on how great each other is, but lacks leadership and checks and balances. May 20, 2009 a respectful constituent said, “POLITICIANS LOVE TO TALK AND DO NOTHING,” during public comment. The City Council has rubber stamped all of Mayor Villaraigosa’s commission and general manager appointees (Angelenos don’t’ be fooled Mr. Wally Knox will be appointed to newly created position by Mayor Villaraigosa). Where are the checks and balances or independent leadership?

May 31, 2009 2:28 PM  

Blogger Foxy LA Lady said:

I really like the artwork. I look forward to more of such gallery-worthy portrayals.

May 31, 2009 8:41 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

can you just give don quixote the win already, it should be a life time award for the don.

June 01, 2009 1:12 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

please add ALARCON STAFFER and president of the Echo Park Neighborhood Council JOSE SIGALA AND HIS WIFE LISA "BACA" MEANING COW SIGALA TO THE LIST OF THOSE LATINOS WHO MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE LATINO. ALONG WITH nc BOARDPERSON CHRISTINE PETERS aka "Medusa" yeah the head with a hundred or so snakes running out her head.

June 01, 2009 3:43 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Greig Smith and Parks for their neighborhood council hate comments.

June 01, 2009 6:53 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

I nominate the entire electorate of the City of Los Angeles for giving City Clowncil members a 3rd term.

June 02, 2009 7:21 AM  

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