This is the city: Los Angeles, California. I work here. I'm an ex-mayor. Los Angeles is a magnet for people from all over the world. Some of them run for public office. Inevitably some of them stray from the golden rule and rule for those that have the gold. That's when I go to work. My name is Yorty. I'm a dead pol.
20 Comments:
Anonymous said:
This guy is a real meeskite!!
No wonder the was unshaven, wore a ski cap and shades!! They hide his ugly face, bald head and dull eyes.
Bring back Zooma; get rid of Saltsburg.
Anonymous said:
He's so great! In the middle of his big PR he's worrying about going to Council for us. How can you not vote for this man?
Anonymous said:
Zoom
Zoom
Zooom Zuma!
Anonymous said:
Zuma is a sexy MOF. Either way.
Anonymous said:
Why is him clowning around behind the scene of any interest? And why did ZD clean up his appearance all of a sudden?
it's like he is shedding his whole brand image, and I don't like it.
Anonymous said:
I clean your toilets!
Anonymous said:
11 PM is jealous. ZD looks cool however he shows up and I'm glad he cleans up so nicely for the MSM.
Anonymous said:
10:31, HOZ
Shut the fuck up.
You are hot for Karl Rove? You sick, pathetic piece of shit.
Where do your rules come from- your ass? Good thing you're just an anonymous blogger- You chickenshit piece o' chickenshit- What a child.
Fuck You.
What the fuck is a "meeskite!!?" Something that flies? Once again-
(if you missed it the first time)
Fuck You.
Anonymous said:
I heart Zuma.
Zuma Dogg said:
"And why did ZD clean up his appearance all of a sudden? I don't like it."
Yeah, you're definitely on the right side of the issue on that one.
All people have been telling me is how much they think the hat and glasses and beard are a better look as I go on tv trying to convince undecided voters who have no idea who the ZD character, is that they should vote for me for mayor. (I already told you, i discovered when i getting signatures the hat and glasses limit appeal when you are going for the mainstream masses who have not had three years to follow zd and get past the garb.)
And I love the swithceroo. Very Andy Kaufmaneque. (To now take it off, cause the politicians hoped I would keep in on...YOU SHOULD SEE THE LOOKS FROM COUNCIL!!! They actually LOVE it and are just happy I am clean shaven without the hat and glasses...they are SO shallow...it's great!)
but hey, you shamed me back into the beard, hat and glasses. and enjoy it while it lasts, it all goes back on march 4th.
Anonymous said:
I got my ballot in the mail the same day that Zuma Dogg got his new appearance. I cast my ballot for him. If he can be serious, that will get him more votes!!
I'm more concerned about our incompetent city government!!! Go Zuma Dogg, at least you got two votes from our family!!!
Anonymous said:
I mean, did you get a look at the schnozz on that guy? Meeskite is the right word!!! (For Goyem, this means "Ugly beyond description"). Nice choice of words, 10:31!!
The sing-song off-key ranting, hat, glasses, stubble and odor were distractions from the schnozz and the balding pate.
Bring back Zooma; away with Saltsburg.
Anonymous said:
Zooma's goal is to get more than 1,000 votes.
The odds are even money, take your choice. I think he'll be lucky to get 500.
Anonymous said:
Nobody is going to vote for a candidate who has a "character."
The question is, who is the real guy claiming to be an economist? My guess is that neither Zuma Dogg nor Dave Saltsburg has a degree in economics or anything else.
Anonymous said:
It's funny how the person gets angry about the word meeskite, yet doesn't know what it means.
Anonymous said:
snipelady haikook abnormally obsessed with zuma's clothes, smell, head, eyes the inside of his van. she's hot for him.
Anonymous said:
DAVID ZUMA YOUR AWESOME YOUR OLD SCHOOL POLITICS TAKE IT TOO THE PEOPLE KICK A***. P.S. A HACK OF A NICE GUY!!!
Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
What is the name of that arrogant slob that works for Wendy Greuel on her campaign? He's about as smart and talented as she is.
Anonymous said:
Anybody ever seen Zooma's campaign statement?
Anybody ever check where he is registered to vote?
Why would a citizen of the City of Los Angeles vote for a jerk using the name "Zuma" which referes to a beach outside of the City of LA?
This caricature of a man really thnks he has a chance to do anything meaningful here.
Will he leave town if he gets less than 1,000 votes?
I want to hear it from his lying lips, say "I will leave town if I don't get at least 1,000 votesd."
Go ahead, Saltzburg, give us the Alec Baldwin speech.
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