Mayor Villaraigosa's Latest Load of Horseshit
Don't you just love the way Mayor Villaraigosa can lay out a total lie and get away with it because of the flowery imagery?"More than ever, our families live side by side, interwoven in neighborhoods as colorful as they are All-American," Villaraigosa said. "Our children play together in neighborhood parks, and in schools. We shop at the same markets where Indian curries and tortillas sit on the shelf right next to barbecue sauce and English muffins."
English Muffins on Jefferson Blvd? Yeah right!
This is excerpted from an LA Times article about disharmony between Blacks & Latinos. Here's a newsflash, Mayor! Blacks and Latinos not getting along is nothing new! So you can stop shoveling the horseshit about our spices sitting next to one another on the aisle of the local Korean market!
What's Villaraigosa going to say next? "The King Cobra is sitting alongside the Tapatio. And those blacks, they love to smoke the menthols. You know, they get rolling papers that sit right next to that chili candy that the brown children love so much!"
Mayor, your gig is hopefully ending in about six months. Do you think you can be a quiet, non-campaigning, not f*cking reporters, non-running-in-traffic-with-flyers, non-FOO' for just one day? Por favor? Azúcar on top? (The azúcar is located on Aisle 6, right next to the Chee-tos that you-know-who likes to eat so much.)
Posted by Shelby York @ 10/07/2008 01:30:00 PM
18 Comments:
I CANNOT WAIT ANOTHER SIX MONTHS TO GET RID OF TONY-BABY !!!! But, then what? Well, we always have WWMoore (omg). You seem like a really nice man, Walter, but I am tired of lawyers running things into the ground. Just because you are book smart, does not mean that you are a good manager. Los Angeles needs an effective MANAGER.
Pass the Tapatio
Only when the cheese grits are located in Aisle 3 next to the gnocchi will we achieve racial harmony.
Who is the bigger dumbass... Tony Villar or Michelle Obama?
LOL 2:02pm!
That's the idea! What other items need to be together?
I should've asked for people to do that in the article!
T-t-Tapa-ti-ooooo!!!!
Jimmy Blackman is an asshole, too.
I apologize. I meant dumbass, not asshole. Jimmy Blackman is a bigger DUMBASS than Tony Villar or Michelle Obama.
Come to think of it, Jimmy Blackman is a big asshole, too.
Quite frankly, I am offended that the frankfurters are always relegated to the back of the store. I demand that Clowncilman Rosendahl establish a task force to address these and other institutional supermarket inequities.
Rosendahl would be good for this because "those gays know how to handle a frankfurter," as the Mayor might say.
One would be accurate in making the following statement about all these cast of characters.
Mayor Villaraigosa's Latest Load of Horseshit.
Haikula's Latest Load of Horseshit.
Mike Higby's Latest Load of Horseshit.
Red Spot's Latest Load of Horseshit.
Glove Fits,
You are not permitted to be on this blog if you don't provide some sort of intellectual contribution to the commentaries.
In fact, you are now banned for one week.
Haikula.
Is our rocket-scientist mayor going to demand that in the name of non-discrimination all Kosher delicatessens MUST offer Kosher ham-and-cheese-sandwiches on rye upon customer request????
Maybe he'll demand that all supermarkets place fresh fish on ice next to fresh ground beef. Or that saltine crackers should be placed in the low-sodium aisle. He might demand that liquid shoe polish should be located in the liquor department, or cow manure fertilizer be placed in the toy section!
5:16 is Haifoola's best satire yet.
9:33pm,
Don't be a jackass. If someone types in my name, it doesn't mean that it was posted by ME.
You know what? You are a double-jackass for being fooled so easily, and then actually posting a comment about it.
Jackass.
9:33pm,
Don't be a jackass. If someone types in my name, it doesn't mean that it was posted by ME.
You know what? You are a double-jackass for being fooled so easily, and then actually posting a comment about it.
Jackass.
9:33pm,
Don't be a jackass. If someone types in my name, it doesn't mean that it was posted by ME.
You know what? You are a double-jackass for being fooled so easily, and then actually posting a comment about it.
Jackass.
All right already, B-Cup, we get your point. Move on, please.
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