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Saturday, April 12, 2008

Elysian Park Home to Many Types of Banging

If you're planning to go to Elysian Park to have anonymous sex, you might want to think twice. Police are reporting that crooks are targeting those caught in, uh, a moment of cordiality for robbery and attacks. Robbers rightly assume that those in an uncompromising situation are ripe targets. It's unlikely too that anyone trolling the park and looking for a little trim is going to report being victimized to the police.

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6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Oh fuck. Now where will we go?

April 12, 2008 4:01 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Wow, between KNBC and Mayor Sam nobody wants to use the "P" word cheaply. Thank you Elliot Spitzer.

April 12, 2008 5:08 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Why didn't they mention these people having sex were gay?

April 12, 2008 8:26 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Don Quixote is an "expert" about, what really goes down in that part of Elysian Park.

April 12, 2008 8:37 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

MS, this isn't "trim" type of sex they're talking about. It's ASS sex among men.

C'mon. You of all people should remember that! J/K

April 12, 2008 9:22 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said:

Well this horny perverted chick is going to go stake out and watch the gay guys. I can record it on my phone and watch it over and over.

April 13, 2008 7:34 PM  

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