Jack Hoff's World O' Douchebags
Okay, so this morning I posted the recently-discovered-120-year-old picture of Helen Keller and Ann Sullivan with a balloon reference to The Who's "Tommy" and a wink to the Baby Boomers my age (early 50's to mid-60's).
By midday, the only posts that were on topic were from a guy who said "I don't get it" (fair enough, at least you were responding to the image) and DWT with a fairly JackHoffian bit about Helen Keller and chemtrails.
As for the rest?
Check 'em out for yourself.
Welcome to my nightmare...
And the debut of JACK HOFF'S WORLD O' DOUCHEBAGS!
Labels: World O' Douchebags
Posted by Anonymous @ 3/06/2008 08:36:00 AM
30 Comments:
Jack Hoff needs a new shtick, this "caption the picture game" is lame.
Instead of raggin' on Helen Keller, why aren't you writing about things like this:
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-labor5mar05,1,4543834.story?ctrack=3&cset=true
i don't get it
9:37a(1), you have a point there, as your "I whine about everything" shtick is rather new and quite refreshing!
9:37a(2), I dunno. What's it about?
Jack that guy (we know who he is) is whining all over the blog. He's whining so much we're going to send him to Trader Joe's for some cheese.
MS and JH, It isn't a guy whining all over the blog it's a he/she who is a notorious whiny bitch and a obsessive contrarian who is known also on some other local blogs.
The reason for so much activity is that she got her culo spanked pretty bad by some of your regulars who finally tired of her obsessive illegal alien/gang vitriolic cut and paste posts.
When she gets spanked she will freak out and go on a binge of post ups until her hormone medication kicks in.
aw...he's just a stink-bomb control freak and he'll whine a lot less when jack gets with the program and rants like the stink-bomb about hispanic gangs 24-7.
Helen Keller was known to have the ability to read chemtrails and indian smoke signals from her position under a tree, at will. In my humble opinion the smoking guns and roses of smoke and mirrors are chemtrails. We all seem to not see them and when we do see them they are emboldened to chemically juice the denial of all things bright and beautiful.
Mayor Sam, I'm not sure if cheese is the answer.
More fiber, perhaps...
Don Q. writes ...
MS and JH, It isn't a guy whining all over the blog it's a he/she who is a notorious whiny bitch and a obsessive contrarian who is known also on some other local blogs.
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Are you talking about Santiago from the other blog you used to squat on??
Can I get the proper spelling for BesaCulo?
Can I get the proper spelling for BesaCulo?
You can, indeed. Search where you posted as Don B.
I thought that whining all over the blog is the point of having a blog, isn't it?
MS & Jack, gees and whines would be a more precise description.
Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen (tips hat and raises mai tai in salute):
Sots, we're in Acapulco for a few days on our way northward. And while in port, we've had a chance to read up on what we've been missing for the last few weeks. (Nods at Mayor Sam) My lord mayor, we took a vote amongst the crew, and all are in agreement that your establishment is now somewhat lackluster with the departure of Mr. Dogg. In short, there is no joie de vivre. No witty fun. Almost like dry British humour. Which can be amusing to those of us who are British. But most of us are not. (Nods at Jack Hoff) Not that Mr. Hoff's daily cartoons aren't amusing (rolls eyes), but we've seen better with Paul Conrad with whom one of our Five is acquainted, savvy? But let's not talk about that. Let's talk about something else, shall we? Yes, lets.
Sots, His Nibbs has now come to the conclusion that more police officers are needed to take the edge off of what he feels is a "cloak of fear" within the fair city. We don't disagree with His Nibbs, however, we, if you will, would have thought that perhaps he might have hired the extra constabulary force some time ago with the influx of cash from the increased City services fees. But, with brilliance of logic known only to him, he didn't. (Sighs) His Nibbs makes governing look so easy, savvy?
(Looks at fingernails and raises an eyebrow) The only cloak of fear is that which His Nibbs must surely feel having spent more time campaigning for Mrs. Clinton than within the jurisdictional limits of the City which he, if you will, is charged with governing. Did I mention that His Nibbs makes governing look easy? (Crew nods) Oh bugger. I apparently did. (Whispers) The way I see it, His Nibbs' behaviour is akin to leaving the little squids with a nanny while out on the town doing something else...every night of the week. (Winks) One can only assume that the nanny must be as winsome as a mud fence, else he'd be at home and, if you will, in the sack with the likes of her.
(Stretches and smiles) So sots, we shall see what comes of this. The pot has indeed begun to boil. The question is now whether or not the lid can be kept on. I think not. I predict it's going to be a long, worrisome summer for the citizens of this fair city. Fathers will most likely lock up their daughters and liquor stores will make as much profit as a petrol station.
(Speaks confidentially to Mayor Sam) Perhaps you might want to invite Mr. Dogg to come back as a guest every now and again to speak of gossip, musings and other assorted silliness that gives certain sots heartburn, savvy?
So now you know what ZD probably went through.
I agree bring Zuma back.
If this blog is truly the "Home of Los Angeles Politics", Jack Hoff and Ed H. fell off the boat, before it even left the dock. savvy?
The last thing Mayor Sam needs is Zuma Dogg. Since he left and before Captain Jack reared his ugly arse the blog has become readable. Maybe next you can moderate Captain Jack out of view?
I don't know what Zuma Dogg went through. I know what we went through have to scroll through his junk posts.
Yeah, thanks 1:47p. At this rate, I'm betting that "Jack Hoff's World O' Douchebags" will become a regular feature.
Good afternoon Mister Hoff (tips hat):
Keep telling yourself that, savvy?
With a name like Jack Hoff, is it any wonder you attract douchebags?
Jack,
Jet lag negates any thoughtful responce for now.
BTW, welcome
Spot
If Capt. Jack misses Zuma so much, why doesn't he start his tiresome posts on zuma's blog? I checked ZD's once, and the sight of his face in closeup screaming at me, even before I could check the contents, got me off quick.
There's a certain type of "birds of a feather" attracted to that sort of person, good luck to you all.
Headington, with his endless support of illegals trying to pose as a liberal holier-than-thou sort though, is really a bore already.
7:28 is a hater on everyone. No soul on earth gives a shit what she think.
I think with that "birds of a feather" idea in mind, perhaps I should start looking for a blog that has a few more Democrats. This one has a tad too many conservatives (read racists) for me.
If I'm going to listen to bashing, at least I'm going to listen to a Republican being bashed.
At least the Third Floor had a lot of Democrats.
11:00 p.m. = dumbass
First off, only three of the bloggers on here are Republicans and you could say that each of us has key issues that could get us drummed out of the GOP.
Everyone else is either a Democrat and/or a liberal.
And it was the Fourth Floor, not Third Floor dum dum.
Shit! I just got it!
Red Spot, thanks for the kind words. You would not believe the day I had today. It was as if a whole busload of mental patients got dropped off at the downtown library for a "How To Use The Internet" class.
Oh my goodness.
Well, it is now a new day. We shall begin again.
Nice to have you back!
"Speaks confidentially to Mayor Sam) Perhaps you might want to invite Mr. Dogg to come back as a guest every now and again to speak of gossip, musings and other assorted silliness that gives certain sots heartburn, savvy?"
YES, YES, YES, Thank you Captn Jack.
You're right Mayor Sam. I am a dumb ass even though I wasn't talking about the contributors, but the bloggers.
And you're right again, it was the fourth floor, not the third. I am just a big dum dum. I hear that from my other half consistently. Worthless, no value, stupid, overbearing, etc.
So it must be true.
-person of no value to anyone
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