This is the city: Los Angeles, California. I work here. I'm an ex-mayor. Los Angeles is a magnet for people from all over the world. Some of them run for public office. Inevitably some of them stray from the golden rule and rule for those that have the gold. That's when I go to work. My name is Yorty. I'm a dead pol.
25 Comments:
Anonymous said:
Mayor Sam, really, I must object. This blog has become like a Filet o' Fish without the filet. Or the fish.
Anonymous said:
How can this possibly have anything to do with L.A. politics?? I can see how it would have something to do with Kim Thompson, but NOT L.A. politics!
Red Spot in CD 14 said:
No,
That is Monica in space
Anonymous said:
None of us think Jack Hoff is funny in the least! What is "moo" supposed to mean?
Anonymous said:
I have had it, Mayor Sam!
Farting cows in outer space?! That's ridiculous! Everyone knows you can't hear farts in outer space!
Anonymous said:
Jack Hoff has really brought this blog down.
Anonymous said:
I get it.
Cow.
Milky Way.
S'matta with you-all?
Anonymous said:
NO, NO you guys are wrong since, we have Easter upon us, this is about the Easter Moon-Cow who farts in Outer Space.
You guys are sooooo stupid, I laughed so hard I almost fell of my chair, Jack Hoff is a genius.
Keep um coming, hahahahahahaha
Anonymous said:
I think it's safe to say the Jack Hoff experiment didn't work out as planned.
Anonymous said:
3:54, hehe, yeah, agreed. For one, Jack Hoff sounds like "jackoff" and we all know what that is. I mean, is he saying he's a jackoff or is he saying we're all jackoffs for posting on his threads? I have a lot of important things to say, but if the thread is about methane from cows in outer space, then that severely limits my choices as to what to write.
Anonymous said:
Lets hear it for all the doggone good cows in the universe, there is Mimi, there's Mumu, Sadie, Bridget, and even Molly; keeping it coming to the Milky Way 24/7.
Anonymous said:
Jack Hoff.
NOW I get it!
Why didn't someone say so before.
Anonymous said:
I think I had an album in the '60s by the "Jack Hoff Experiment". Pretty decent sound.
Or maybe that was the "Jimi Hendrix Experience" - but that period's all kinda foggy now.
Anonymous said:
I had an album by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jack Hoff. It was before they got that new guy.
Anonymous said:
What's a hubble? Can someone post a link please? Thanks in advance.
Anonymous said:
Idiot at 5:55p, that's why we need the NFL in Los Angeles.
A hubble is what the football players get in to so they can call a play.
Anonymous said:
Uh, "no." Typically, a "hubble" is a house where poor people live.
Anonymous said:
Hubble is when you don't have a big ego. Like, "I'm a hubble person."
Anonymous said:
What happened? I was reading this blog today and I had a flashback to the Karen Ann Quinland story. In case you didn't see it, they pulled the plug.
Anonymous said:
You have ventured so far from Jack's premise that even Scotty may not beam you back. It seems abundantly clear that his "methane" reference was most likely prompted by NASA's anouncement today that a carbon based atmosphere was detected in a galaxy far far away while you dally with your cow jokes..
If you ponder the reality that as our very own permafrost thaws in the Arctic North due to global warming more methane will be released than that from all the cows that ever lived from the beginning of time.. Ponder that smart asses..
Anonymous said:
eat more beef
Anonymous said:
NO NO you idiots is has to do with the
Methane - the hidden greenhouse gas: Methane from cows,rubbish tips and rice fields is warming the Earth. Car exhausts may helptheprocess. But methane from the Arctic tundra could be most damaging of all.
But Jack Hoff still deserves to be jerked around.
But sucking and Jack Hoff sometimes cum together.
Anonymous said:
Master Baiter,
You are such a jerk off, why do you hate Jack Hoff so much?
We all enjoy Jack Hoff.
But for some reason, most people will deny enjoying Jack Hoff.
Anonymous said:
Traces of methan gas? Must be all the hot air blowing out from third floor City Hall.
Anonymous said:
Crosby, Stills, Nash, Jack & Hoff.
Its Jack Chuletta and Hoff the Hungarian! Lets get it right people, these are two individuals blogging as one. Double the pleasure.
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